Soft In The Conch
@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
It's too warm and humid out. Tell the weather rat to hold the soup and send Mai Thais instead.
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It's too warm and humid out. Tell the weather rat to hold the soup and send Mai Thais instead.
I made the mistake of exercising and now everything hurts.
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I made the mistake of exercising and now everything hurts.
Gas report from last night before getting on the road, $4.20 a gallon. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Gas report from last night before getting on the road, $4.20 a gallon. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
I’m already in bed in my flannel pjs at 7 pm. This is how you fight the greedy fat cat corporate utility pigs.
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m already in bed in my flannel pjs at 7 pm. This is how you fight the greedy fat cat corporate utility pigs.
Well, out with the Christmas candy and bring on the Valentine's candy.
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Well, out with the Christmas candy and bring on the Valentine's candy.
Christmas dinner was a success. I was going to make Yorkshire puddings, but it was too much. Maybe on the weekend.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Christmas dinner was a success. I was going to make Yorkshire puddings, but it was too much. Maybe on the weekend.
Well it’s Fourth of July here at 12:16 am.
a fireworks display with purple and green fireworks exploding in the night sky
ALT: a fireworks display with purple and green fireworks exploding in the night sky
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December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Well it’s Fourth of July here at 12:16 am.
Clean sheet night on Chrima eve. Don’t you love it?
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Clean sheet night on Chrima eve. Don’t you love it?
One of the best gifts my family gives each year is not exchanging gifts.
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One of the best gifts my family gives each year is not exchanging gifts.
Temporary crown today. Root canal tomorrow. This is the price for beauty...right? RIGHT?
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Temporary crown today. Root canal tomorrow. This is the price for beauty...right? RIGHT?
Well I’ll be looking for a new music teacher in the new year. Mine is no longer giving lessons.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well I’ll be looking for a new music teacher in the new year. Mine is no longer giving lessons.
We've gone from 16 oz, to 14 oz, to 12 oz, to 11 oz. Now this. 10.5 oz.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We've gone from 16 oz, to 14 oz, to 12 oz, to 11 oz. Now this. 10.5 oz.
I put together my new desk chair. It's OK. The pleather feels extra cheap like it's going to rip and flake apart in about 30 days.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I put together my new desk chair. It's OK. The pleather feels extra cheap like it's going to rip and flake apart in about 30 days.
It’s all happening at the public library. @baronfrosti.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s all happening at the public library. @baronfrosti.bsky.social
I can’t keep my pants up even with a belt because I have no butt, and I can’t pull my pants up because of my muffin top. Please put me out of my misery.
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I can’t keep my pants up even with a belt because I have no butt, and I can’t pull my pants up because of my muffin top. Please put me out of my misery.
Near sharting incident. Nice try, Fatty.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Near sharting incident. Nice try, Fatty.
Should I buy a ticket to see Herb Alpert perform in San Diego in June? I like his music, and Anthony Mason at CBS did a really interesting interview with him this year.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Should I buy a ticket to see Herb Alpert perform in San Diego in June? I like his music, and Anthony Mason at CBS did a really interesting interview with him this year.
I can't go out tonight. I'm busy waxing my gibbous.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I can't go out tonight. I'm busy waxing my gibbous.
I think my HOA dues are going up to $420 from $350. 🫤
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think my HOA dues are going up to $420 from $350. 🫤
If there is a giant apartment building put up on the lot, I think I'm moving.
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If there is a giant apartment building put up on the lot, I think I'm moving.
The house next to my condo has removed the tree that screened the view between our properties. I hope they enjoy seeing me walk around naked.
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The house next to my condo has removed the tree that screened the view between our properties. I hope they enjoy seeing me walk around naked.
$4.599 a gallon. And here’s the breakdown.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
$4.599 a gallon. And here’s the breakdown.
I just came back from a walk. I was wearing shorts. Warm!
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I just came back from a walk. I was wearing shorts. Warm!
Anyone who thinks turkey is disgusting has to report to work tomorrow morning. You brought this on yourself. Sorry not sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Anyone who thinks turkey is disgusting has to report to work tomorrow morning. You brought this on yourself. Sorry not sorry.