Soft In The Conch
@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
Sounds like the Law of Conservation of Candy Corn Mass. You can't create or destroy it.
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sounds like the Law of Conservation of Candy Corn Mass. You can't create or destroy it.
Do you think they just melt it down and re-dye it?
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do you think they just melt it down and re-dye it?
Wanna see my mistletoe?
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wanna see my mistletoe?
Oh yes. They’re defending our borders.
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh yes. They’re defending our borders.
Sometimes twice, but never on a travel day.
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes twice, but never on a travel day.
"Put it on a card and plunk it in the box!"
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Put it on a card and plunk it in the box!"
Buck Rogers wants to know.
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Buck Rogers wants to know.
I have the same coffee pot. I think all three of my clocks are different too.
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have the same coffee pot. I think all three of my clocks are different too.
Same here. I'm not in touch with cousins and their kids. No kids of my own. My sister has no kids.
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Same here. I'm not in touch with cousins and their kids. No kids of my own. My sister has no kids.
Wow, what an odd transition.
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Wow, what an odd transition.
I'm beautiful.
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm beautiful.
I love lemon curd❤️
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I love lemon curd❤️
I also had work lunch. I listened to straight married men talk about their kids. I had nothing to contribute to the conversation.
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I also had work lunch. I listened to straight married men talk about their kids. I had nothing to contribute to the conversation.
It was $10 for the bag. I usually go for the larger bags, but they didn't have them. I got two small bags.
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It was $10 for the bag. I usually go for the larger bags, but they didn't have them. I got two small bags.
Small bags don't cut it is basically the mantra of the gays.
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Small bags don't cut it is basically the mantra of the gays.