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@softjay.bsky.social
34 [she/her, he/him] Queer Artist, Director, Designer
Theatre/Arts Admin in Los Angeles
Video Games, Cartoons, Cats,
Jokes about Louis Sachar’s 1998 coming of age tale “Holes” and the 2003 adaptation starring Shia LaBeouf and others
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Theatre/Arts Admin in Los Angeles
Video Games, Cartoons, Cats,
Jokes about Louis Sachar’s 1998 coming of age tale “Holes” and the 2003 adaptation starring Shia LaBeouf and others
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@softjay.bsky.social
· Mar 3
Cast me as Harold Hill in your next all-queer cast of The Music Man, or Any Role in your new Jimmy Buffet jukebox musical
“SEOYOMIR the Beacons of Gondor have been lit!”
“No, mother, that’s just the lights of Minis Morgul!”
“No, mother, that’s just the lights of Minis Morgul!”
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“SEOYOMIR the Beacons of Gondor have been lit!”
“No, mother, that’s just the lights of Minis Morgul!”
“No, mother, that’s just the lights of Minis Morgul!”
Would the masc version be “tumblrino”?
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Would the masc version be “tumblrino”?
Trading in my sunglasses for hoodie jk I’m always wearing sunglasses 😎
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Trading in my sunglasses for hoodie jk I’m always wearing sunglasses 😎
Four thirty-something friends chillin, watchin YouTube, suddenly scatter in separate directions as one of them remarks out loud they forgot to take their pills this morning. One by one, like waves breaking on a pier, each friend says "oh shit" and departs from the couch to medicate. Can AI do that?
August 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Four thirty-something friends chillin, watchin YouTube, suddenly scatter in separate directions as one of them remarks out loud they forgot to take their pills this morning. One by one, like waves breaking on a pier, each friend says "oh shit" and departs from the couch to medicate. Can AI do that?
This morning I woke up from a "MALLWORLD" dream, a recurring dream I have sometimes connected to my fear of new places and people (i think?). this time though I felt like some real progress had been made. I told this to Natalie and she pulled up the following AYAOTD episode: s01xe13 - a thread:
July 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This morning I woke up from a "MALLWORLD" dream, a recurring dream I have sometimes connected to my fear of new places and people (i think?). this time though I felt like some real progress had been made. I told this to Natalie and she pulled up the following AYAOTD episode: s01xe13 - a thread:
Gonna start pronouncing the word "advocacy" like "advocussy" that'll really show 'em
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Gonna start pronouncing the word "advocacy" like "advocussy" that'll really show 'em
There's something really satisfying about seeing emails in my inbox from Disney pleading for me to come back. Yes, BEG
July 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There's something really satisfying about seeing emails in my inbox from Disney pleading for me to come back. Yes, BEG
fellow enthusiast enthusiasts living the good life
July 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
fellow enthusiast enthusiasts living the good life
Roommate is playing FFX, I wanted him to go with “Tiddies” but he compromised.
July 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Roommate is playing FFX, I wanted him to go with “Tiddies” but he compromised.
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wouldst thou like to live deliciously
July 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
wouldst thou like to live deliciously
“What are you doing tonight?” Watching Jaws with my buddy, who every time he watches Jaws with me tells me at every occasion he gets what a good movie Jaws is.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“What are you doing tonight?” Watching Jaws with my buddy, who every time he watches Jaws with me tells me at every occasion he gets what a good movie Jaws is.
St. Vincent: genderbent Jack White?????
June 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
St. Vincent: genderbent Jack White?????
Babe, do you wanna make out and fill out the Childhood Trauma Questionnaire (Bernstein et al 1997) together then mail the results to our respective estranged family members? 💋
June 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Babe, do you wanna make out and fill out the Childhood Trauma Questionnaire (Bernstein et al 1997) together then mail the results to our respective estranged family members? 💋
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She can still pull it off. If you're still in line to vote, stay in line!
June 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
She can still pull it off. If you're still in line to vote, stay in line!
THERES TOO MUCH AND NOT ENOUGH AT THE SAME TIME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
June 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
THERES TOO MUCH AND NOT ENOUGH AT THE SAME TIME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I have so many creative ideas that don’t leave my head cuz ADHD I’m guessing. Damn kinda sad. Wish y’all could see some of the shit that goes down in here haha!
June 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I have so many creative ideas that don’t leave my head cuz ADHD I’m guessing. Damn kinda sad. Wish y’all could see some of the shit that goes down in here haha!
Got muh PAP smeared t'day
April 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Got muh PAP smeared t'day
now more than ever,
Now, more than ever,
now more than ever
Now, more than ever,
now more than ever
April 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
now more than ever,
Now, more than ever,
now more than ever
Now, more than ever,
now more than ever
I’m so glad Rebecca Black is on our side
April 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’m so glad Rebecca Black is on our side
i don’t get the take that Ricken is unbelievably strange. if you don’t have a person in your life that is too weird to exist I honestly feel sorry for you. #Severance
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i don’t get the take that Ricken is unbelievably strange. if you don’t have a person in your life that is too weird to exist I honestly feel sorry for you. #Severance
Spring! Perhaps I should just give in to the idea that my pagan ass literally hibernates with the winter seasons. See my seasonal debut in public this weekend
March 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Spring! Perhaps I should just give in to the idea that my pagan ass literally hibernates with the winter seasons. See my seasonal debut in public this weekend
When I watched through LOST the first time and I found out Kate is a fugitive of some kind, my first theory was she was a cannibal.
March 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When I watched through LOST the first time and I found out Kate is a fugitive of some kind, my first theory was she was a cannibal.
Keep a soft batch and a loose crutch, that’s something I always say
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Keep a soft batch and a loose crutch, that’s something I always say