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La Firuláis ΘΔ

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Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote It's-It "...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · Aug 28

Getting laid off this week, pals.

If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 12h

Yo what

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 13h

Marian, you know you're not going to be accepted by the other morons if you go around saying things like "sinecure."

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 13h

I'm a big dumb idiot, too. Where's MY cushy government sinecure?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · May 20

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 13h

Hey, man.

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 14h

I just get so excited about paper marketing. Thank you, Arnold's Copy & Printing of Ventura Blvd!!

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14h

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 14h

If God isn't real, how come Christ invented T-Posing? Checkmate, atheists.

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 14h

How does Andy Ngo's own body not react by stuffing himself in a locker?

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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 14h

October Comes to Puppetland, day 10! It's Miss Yvonne, the most beautiful woman in Puppetland! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

A mixed-media art piece of the Pee-Wee's Playhouse charcter Miss Yvonne surrounded by different colorful shapes and patterns.

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 16h

A properly working low-flo toilet is functionally indistinguishable from a regular toilet that is broken.

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 17h

Yoooo!

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 4d

you think Frankenstein's monster is going to do something unspeakable to this woman, but it turns out he is misunderstood - he just wants to try on her clothes 😭

Frankenstein carrying an unconscious woman who looks a hell of a lot like Crepax's Valentina up the stairs - the bubbles read "Lectores: A que estais temiendo por la vida (y por la virginidad) de Zita?" and "Pero estad tranquilos... los gustos de Frankenstein son diferentes (je je je)..."

Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 17h

Incredible character designs that never lived up to their title sequences. The cartoons were ass.

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 18h

Happy birthday, Ed Wood!

cartoon of Ed Wood sitting in a director's chair, speaking into a megaphone. He is wearing a fuzzy pink sweater and a pink and white striped party hat

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discover tab replies from lyndsay 👻 @magpie.tips · 1d

He signed Simon and Garfunkel?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_A...

Wally Amos - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

Famous Amos was a cool guy

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

I do not understand, or appreciate my fascination with learning more about horrible people.

I'm going to just close the tab and not learn more about Charles Amos, I think.

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

Cigar smoking pig is how the lads know there's something for them.

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La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

He found new ways to lose. An innovator in the field.

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

That's right. We're bringing it back.

La Firuláis ΘΔ @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know?

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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 8d

October Comes to Puppetland, day 2! C-C-C-Conky T-Two-Thousand, r-r-r-ready t-to as-sist you!
Let's ask Conky what today's secret word is! You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word, right? Right! Scream real loud!!
#PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

A mixed-media art piece of the Pee-Wee's Playhouse robot character Conky 2000, surrounded by different colorful shapes and patterns. There is a separate slip of paper extending from Conky's console, which reads "love" in typed letters.

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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 9d

October Comes to Puppetland! For this year's Drawtober challenge, I'm celebrating the 1986 children's television series "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", and the wonderful artists who made it!
For my first piece, Pee-Wee Herman (played by series creator Paul Reubens!) #PlayhouseTober

A mixed-media art piece of Pee-Wee Herman surrounded by different colorful shapes and patterns.

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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 7d

October Comes to Puppetland, day 3! It's Pee-Wee's neighbor, Mrs. Steve! I love her. #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

A mixed-media art piece of the Pee-Wee's Playhouse character Mrs. Steve surrounded by different colorful shapes and patterns.

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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 6d

October Comes to Puppetland, day 4! Pterri! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober

A mixed-media artwork of the Pee-Wee's Playhouse character Pterri, surrounded by different colorful shapes and patterns.

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