Abby Denton
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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Buny. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.
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LOS ANGELES: The Immanuel Open Mic is back this week, Thursday January 8th at 7! The big church on Wilshire and Berendo in Koreatown, parking available on-site.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
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January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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it is important to remember : they do not have enough people to make this work out for them. they are struggling to recruit. they are getting ostracized in their daily lives. Americans hate them.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
it is important to remember : they do not have enough people to make this work out for them. they are struggling to recruit. they are getting ostracized in their daily lives. Americans hate them.
They say, "Bless your heart," a lot in the deep south because it makes your blood poisonous to Draculas
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
They say, "Bless your heart," a lot in the deep south because it makes your blood poisonous to Draculas
Every LEGO product announcement is like "We want $650 for the ugliest thing you ever saw" and it makes me feel like the economy must be thriving
Serebii Picture: Box of the LEGO Pokémon Venusaur, Charizard, & Blastoise set (72153)
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Every LEGO product announcement is like "We want $650 for the ugliest thing you ever saw" and it makes me feel like the economy must be thriving
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Wildlife tracking tips. A wintry comic from last year.
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Wildlife tracking tips. A wintry comic from last year.
My girlfriend, an habitual sleeptalker, just rolled over and told me, as if perfectly awake, "Stink lines. All over. Not you, it's the President. He's got stink lines." Fast asleep. Impervious to my requests for context.
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 AM
My girlfriend, an habitual sleeptalker, just rolled over and told me, as if perfectly awake, "Stink lines. All over. Not you, it's the President. He's got stink lines." Fast asleep. Impervious to my requests for context.
Some are born dogs; others have dogness thrust upon them.
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Some are born dogs; others have dogness thrust upon them.
I like public bathroom initiatives because they simultaneously appeal to the strident socialist in my heart, and the cranky, deteriorating old woman in my bladder
Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin on Saturday announced an initiative to install more public bathrooms across the city.
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I like public bathroom initiatives because they simultaneously appeal to the strident socialist in my heart, and the cranky, deteriorating old woman in my bladder
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The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
Do you think that, to Superman, Clark Kent would be considered a fursona?
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Do you think that, to Superman, Clark Kent would be considered a fursona?
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Ah jeeze, the poster for THE STUPIDS is actually pretty cute.
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Ah jeeze, the poster for THE STUPIDS is actually pretty cute.
I am kind of entertained by the word "destructive" applied to the ancient astronaut guy, implying there's a five thousand-year-old pyramid builder out there whose business was harmed by some guy claiming martians did his job for him
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I am kind of entertained by the word "destructive" applied to the ancient astronaut guy, implying there's a five thousand-year-old pyramid builder out there whose business was harmed by some guy claiming martians did his job for him
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now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work
The OG Ancient Aliens fraud has gone to the big Annunaki Airship in the sky.
Erich von Däniken, Swiss writer who spawned alien archaeology, dies at 90
Erich von Däniken, the Swiss author whose books on the extraterrestrial origins of ancient civilizations brought him both fame and scorn, has died at age 90
abcnews.go.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work
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okay but why does an advert for Seasame Street need to be this threatening
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
okay but why does an advert for Seasame Street need to be this threatening
I like that my girlfriend (thinks it's a dog) wears a little bandana. Like a dog
January 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I like that my girlfriend (thinks it's a dog) wears a little bandana. Like a dog
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More plausible than aliens building Teotihuacan!
I like the idea of introducing ancient astronaut conspiracies theories for how humans were able to build, like, specifically Wal-Mart stores
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
More plausible than aliens building Teotihuacan!
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
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The Wal-Martians came to Earth to share rollback prices technology with ancient Egyptians
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The Wal-Martians came to Earth to share rollback prices technology with ancient Egyptians
I like the idea of introducing ancient astronaut conspiracies theories for how humans were able to build, like, specifically Wal-Mart stores
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I like the idea of introducing ancient astronaut conspiracies theories for how humans were able to build, like, specifically Wal-Mart stores
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Poison in arrows from 60,000 years ago: Oldest evidence of its use in human weapons discovered. The oldest until now were 6,700 years old — The finding in South Africa identifies toxic alkaloids in these projectiles, used for hunting during the Paleolithic
english.elpais.com/science-tech...
english.elpais.com/science-tech...
Poison in arrows from 60,000 years ago: Oldest evidence of its use in human weapons discovered
The finding in South Africa identifies toxic alkaloids in these projectiles, used for hunting during the Paleolithic era
english.elpais.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Poison in arrows from 60,000 years ago: Oldest evidence of its use in human weapons discovered. The oldest until now were 6,700 years old — The finding in South Africa identifies toxic alkaloids in these projectiles, used for hunting during the Paleolithic
english.elpais.com/science-tech...
english.elpais.com/science-tech...