Abby Denton
@abbydenton.com
Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Buny. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.
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sorry mom i need to become a skeleton by order of this guy who got caught molesting teenagers for decades. no more hugs or christmas, mother. i need to die now by order of the panty eating ogre of atlantic city
President Donald Trump suggested that the United States is preparing to take new action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela, telling service members during a Thanksgiving call that efforts for strikes on land will be starting "very soon." https://cnn.it/487SPPL
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
sorry mom i need to become a skeleton by order of this guy who got caught molesting teenagers for decades. no more hugs or christmas, mother. i need to die now by order of the panty eating ogre of atlantic city
Happy Thanksgiving from me and some stupid dogs
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from me and some stupid dogs
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What is all this "our" stuff? Last time I checked you were some kind of lagomorph. Don't try to fool me with your bunny deceptions.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What is all this "our" stuff? Last time I checked you were some kind of lagomorph. Don't try to fool me with your bunny deceptions.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I actually did a nickel in San Quentin for possession of a thumb.
It wasn't mine, admittedly.
It wasn't mine, admittedly.
It's amazing how much power humans have simply due to our possession of thumbs.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I actually did a nickel in San Quentin for possession of a thumb.
It wasn't mine, admittedly.
It wasn't mine, admittedly.
It's amazing how much power humans have simply due to our possession of thumbs.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's amazing how much power humans have simply due to our possession of thumbs.
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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It's so nice that you let your dog have people food
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's so nice that you let your dog have people food
Made Marian (ha ha, like off Robin Hood) vegan scones and imitation coconut clotted cream. They are a hit!
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Made Marian (ha ha, like off Robin Hood) vegan scones and imitation coconut clotted cream. They are a hit!
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if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
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November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
Please pray for Morgan. And if you ever need a painting please hire her.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Please pray for Morgan. And if you ever need a painting please hire her.
I should be allowed to have two wives. And a husband or two. I'll clean out their hutches and everything.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I should be allowed to have two wives. And a husband or two. I'll clean out their hutches and everything.
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homo sapiens have existed for 0.1% as long as trilobites were around (300k years vs 300m years) yet i am expected to believe that trilobites never had television or mcdonalds or anything
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
homo sapiens have existed for 0.1% as long as trilobites were around (300k years vs 300m years) yet i am expected to believe that trilobites never had television or mcdonalds or anything
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ol Abby "Normal" Denton strikes again
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ol Abby "Normal" Denton strikes again
The great thing about being a furry is, ironically, how normal it makes me feel. I just scrolled past a guy who fantasizes about having a hot air balloon full of farts (his own? unclear) that he flies around as part of some kind of disgusting military. No matter what I do I'm more normal than that.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The great thing about being a furry is, ironically, how normal it makes me feel. I just scrolled past a guy who fantasizes about having a hot air balloon full of farts (his own? unclear) that he flies around as part of some kind of disgusting military. No matter what I do I'm more normal than that.
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Happy 30th anniversary to Cyber Troopers Virtual-On!
One of my all time favorite Sega series!
They've given up on it for years now! 🙃
One of my all time favorite Sega series!
They've given up on it for years now! 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Happy 30th anniversary to Cyber Troopers Virtual-On!
One of my all time favorite Sega series!
They've given up on it for years now! 🙃
One of my all time favorite Sega series!
They've given up on it for years now! 🙃
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Dirtbag Mahjong (@dirtbag-mahjong.bsky.social) by @paranoodle.bsky.social, a mahjong game with a twist, is out now! [PC]
It's riichi mahjong, with a few dirty tricks. No one plays fair here, not even you! Built for complete newbies to learn and keep experienced players guessing.
#indiegame
It's riichi mahjong, with a few dirty tricks. No one plays fair here, not even you! Built for complete newbies to learn and keep experienced players guessing.
#indiegame
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dirtbag Mahjong (@dirtbag-mahjong.bsky.social) by @paranoodle.bsky.social, a mahjong game with a twist, is out now! [PC]
It's riichi mahjong, with a few dirty tricks. No one plays fair here, not even you! Built for complete newbies to learn and keep experienced players guessing.
#indiegame
It's riichi mahjong, with a few dirty tricks. No one plays fair here, not even you! Built for complete newbies to learn and keep experienced players guessing.
#indiegame
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Yes. It's on the label.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yes. It's on the label.
I have a NAME, you know!
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have a NAME, you know!
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Got into the car to get some last minute Thanksgiving food and the first song on Marian's car was a ska Scooby Doo theme song. ¿Como es posible?
Well, yes, I do travel around with a talking dog, and, yes, I can't see without my glasses,
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Got into the car to get some last minute Thanksgiving food and the first song on Marian's car was a ska Scooby Doo theme song. ¿Como es posible?
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I highly recommend this, btw
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I highly recommend this, btw
no makeup, blisters on my feet, exhausted and hungry. so, u know, factor that in when u judge my face
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
no makeup, blisters on my feet, exhausted and hungry. so, u know, factor that in when u judge my face
Did any of you see where I put my glasses?
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Did any of you see where I put my glasses?