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· Nov 3
Mourning the Moondog & the Day Portland Got Rowdy – Portland Wrestling Project #3
Not much of a cold open, but enjoy this promo where Lonnie Mayne eats glass. Moondog Forever. RECOMMENDED: Buddy Rose & Ed Wiskowski vs. Jerry Oates & Skip Young, February 18th, 1978 Sol: I asked for more Skip Young, and I got more Skip Young. Can't say I'm disappointed at all, especially with the quality of this match. Wrestling out of Georgia, Jerry Oates feels a step ahead of the rest of the Portland roster in both technical ability and instincts, quickly transitioning headlocks to the legal man after the Cripplers attempt a fast one on him.
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Mourning the Moondog & the Day Portland Got Rowdy – Portland Wrestling Project #3
Not much of a cold open, but enjoy this promo where Lonnie Mayne eats glass. Moondog Forever. RECOMMENDED: Buddy Rose & Ed Wiskowski vs. Jerry Oates & Skip Young, February 18th, 1978 Sol: I asked for more Skip Young,…
Not much of a cold open, but enjoy this promo where Lonnie Mayne eats glass. Moondog Forever. RECOMMENDED: Buddy Rose & Ed Wiskowski vs. Jerry Oates & Skip Young, February 18th, 1978 Sol: I asked for more Skip Young,…
Semi related: I could never be against interracial marriage or procreation because it’d foil my multi-generational scheme to create a descendant that can say every racial slur in history
when I was a kid people would give me sea shells and tell me I could hear the ocean if I put my ear up to it, but all I heard was a chorus of people sarcastically going “wowwww.” at me like I just said something offensive.
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Semi related: I could never be against interracial marriage or procreation because it’d foil my multi-generational scheme to create a descendant that can say every racial slur in history
when I was a kid people would give me sea shells and tell me I could hear the ocean if I put my ear up to it, but all I heard was a chorus of people sarcastically going “wowwww.” at me like I just said something offensive.
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
when I was a kid people would give me sea shells and tell me I could hear the ocean if I put my ear up to it, but all I heard was a chorus of people sarcastically going “wowwww.” at me like I just said something offensive.
Wearing a hat inside is a problem
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Wearing a hat inside is a problem
you ever been around people that talk so much they make you self conscious about how much you talk. Like i am so annoyed I am feeling secondhand embarrassment for people who listen to me say more than six words per hour.
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
you ever been around people that talk so much they make you self conscious about how much you talk. Like i am so annoyed I am feeling secondhand embarrassment for people who listen to me say more than six words per hour.
started doing this at a girl I met outside a spot where you can get $8 hat yai chicken and now she cant keep her hands offa me
January 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
started doing this at a girl I met outside a spot where you can get $8 hat yai chicken and now she cant keep her hands offa me
there are women on tiktok pretending to be spongebob's wives and they're successful at it
January 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
there are women on tiktok pretending to be spongebob's wives and they're successful at it
you heard it first here, ladies and germs. Triangle titties will be making a comeback in 2027
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
you heard it first here, ladies and germs. Triangle titties will be making a comeback in 2027
the training mode in shrek super slam DS did more for men than andrew tate or jordan peterson or any other bozo
January 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
the training mode in shrek super slam DS did more for men than andrew tate or jordan peterson or any other bozo
I hope you get a terrible looking BBL and it gets popped by you sitting on a chair with a comically large needle sticking out of it
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I hope you get a terrible looking BBL and it gets popped by you sitting on a chair with a comically large needle sticking out of it
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January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I showed you my megatron voice please respond
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I showed you my megatron voice please respond
Here's my Letterboxd and Backloggd rating system:
5 ☆ = shut up
4 ☆ = nobody cares
3 ☆ = find God
2 ☆ = do your laundry
1 ☆ = get a grip
5 ☆ = shut up
4 ☆ = nobody cares
3 ☆ = find God
2 ☆ = do your laundry
1 ☆ = get a grip
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Here's my Letterboxd and Backloggd rating system:
5 ☆ = shut up
4 ☆ = nobody cares
3 ☆ = find God
2 ☆ = do your laundry
1 ☆ = get a grip
5 ☆ = shut up
4 ☆ = nobody cares
3 ☆ = find God
2 ☆ = do your laundry
1 ☆ = get a grip
having a headache is just God’s way of telling you your psychic powers are coming in like a molar tooth
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
having a headache is just God’s way of telling you your psychic powers are coming in like a molar tooth
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im positive im absolutely Cooked because i had a dream where there was a new crossworlds character that was literally just the polar express guy but his name was simply "Unc" . pic provided for your convenience
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
im positive im absolutely Cooked because i had a dream where there was a new crossworlds character that was literally just the polar express guy but his name was simply "Unc" . pic provided for your convenience
I was almost 30 before I knew what the nutcracker was about
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was almost 30 before I knew what the nutcracker was about
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2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
John F Kennedy and the F is for Phenomenal
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
John F Kennedy and the F is for Phenomenal
You are autistic about video games and children’s cartoons. I am autistic about the strip club. We are not the same.
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You are autistic about video games and children’s cartoons. I am autistic about the strip club. We are not the same.
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I'm still not allowed to finish Xenosaga :(
October 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I'm still not allowed to finish Xenosaga :(
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December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just got scared by my own hands
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just got scared by my own hands
I DONT TRUST OMNIVORES…
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I DONT TRUST OMNIVORES…