𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“𝔻-𝔻-𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪? 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“𝔻-𝔻-𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪? 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗.”
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ℕ𝕀ℂ𝕆
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ℕ𝕀ℂ𝕆
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕀’𝕞 𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥. 𝕎ℍ𝕆’𝕊 𝔾𝕆𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼𝕃𝕀𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕀’𝕞 𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥. 𝕎ℍ𝕆’𝕊 𝔾𝕆𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼𝕃𝕀𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌.”
“𝕃𝕚𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣, 𝕡-𝕡-𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪. 𝔾𝕠 𝕔𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕟.”
“I WASN’T LOOKING AT WEIRD STUFF. THAT’S A LIE.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“𝕃𝕚𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣, 𝕡-𝕡-𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪. 𝔾𝕠 𝕔𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕟.”
“𝕀’𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗.”
“Wh-
Hey! How did you know I’m desperate for girls?!”
Hey! How did you know I’m desperate for girls?!”
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“𝕀’𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗.”
“𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕥𝕓𝕙.”
"𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄-"
“𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕥𝕓𝕙.”
“𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥.”
“…
Mun, hold me back.”
Zero no.
“𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮-"
Mun, hold me back.”
Zero no.
“𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮-"
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥.”
“𝕁-𝕁-𝕁-𝕁𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝔼 𝕄-𝕄𝔸-𝕄𝔸𝔸𝕄𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸.”
"Oh, yeah..."
"Wait which Joe are we talkin' about? Knuckle Joe?"
"Wait which Joe are we talkin' about? Knuckle Joe?"
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“𝕁-𝕁-𝕁-𝕁𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝔼 𝕄-𝕄𝔸-𝕄𝔸𝔸𝕄𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸.”
“𝕄𝕞𝕞𝕞, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕞…”
[IM AN ELDRITCH HORROR
SO I SHOULD BE A PART OF
THE HORRORS SHOULDN'T I]
SO I SHOULD BE A PART OF
THE HORRORS SHOULDN'T I]
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“𝕄𝕞𝕞𝕞, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕞…”
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
"Hey, hey heeeeeey! What's up?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
“I don’t see why not.
But knowing him, he’d probably not get it.”
But knowing him, he’d probably not get it.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 ‘𝕔𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤’ 𝕗𝕠𝕣.”
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 ‘𝕔𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤’ 𝕗𝕠𝕣.”
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥…𝕕𝕠 𝕪-𝕪-𝕪-𝕪𝕪𝕪𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕩?”
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥…𝕕𝕠 𝕪-𝕪-𝕪-𝕪𝕪𝕪𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕩?”
“…𝕃𝕀𝔾𝕄𝔸 𝔹𝔸-”
“..
Yes I heard what happened to Joe..
…
Actually
Wait..
Eugh..
It smells like up-dog in here-
Yes I heard what happened to Joe..
…
Actually
Wait..
Eugh..
It smells like up-dog in here-
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“…𝕃𝕀𝔾𝕄𝔸 𝔹𝔸-”
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
“…?
Mechanical head tilt.
Mechanical head tilt.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“𝕊𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟. =]”
“ℍ𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝, ‘𝕔 𝕪 𝕟’.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“𝕊𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟. =]”
“ℍ𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝, ‘𝕔 𝕪 𝕟’.”
//
ciel: wow i can’t wait for my first out of base mission to be a nice low stakes supply collecting trip!
the (literal) horrors: :)
ciel: wow i can’t wait for my first out of base mission to be a nice low stakes supply collecting trip!
the (literal) horrors: :)
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“ℍ𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝, ‘𝕔 𝕪 𝕟’.”
“𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥.”
“𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕖. 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕖 𝕟 𝕥 𝕣 𝕒 𝕚 𝕝 𝕤.”
"Ahuhuhu... and the perfect place to destroy afterwards! after all, no evidence, no crime, yes?"
“𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕡𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕥𝕠𝕠.”
Cyn‘s head limply falls to the side. She’s just…not gonna fix that, ok then.
Cyn‘s head limply falls to the side. She’s just…not gonna fix that, ok then.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕖. 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕖 𝕟 𝕥 𝕣 𝕒 𝕚 𝕝 𝕤.”
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔
ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠
Actual Avengers: Doomsday ass team dawg
Actual Avengers: Doomsday ass team dawg
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠
Actual Avengers: Doomsday ass team dawg
Actual Avengers: Doomsday ass team dawg