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Gee willikers, Batman! Things are bad :(
Imagine my posts as ramblings to a brick walled alley, thx in advance
Constantly tired but delusionally hopeful.
Imagine my posts as ramblings to a brick walled alley, thx in advance
Constantly tired but delusionally hopeful.
I haven't had longish hair over the past couple of winters and oh my god the ability to make my hair a scarf is so underrated I'm constantly blowing my own mind with it
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I haven't had longish hair over the past couple of winters and oh my god the ability to make my hair a scarf is so underrated I'm constantly blowing my own mind with it
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God I hate how anti-intellectual out times are. I’d rather be sitting here reading interesting books, or learning about astronomy stuff, or making a movie about weird shit - but I gotta spend energy constantly explaining my existence to a world that empathizes more with Nazis then marginalized ppl.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
God I hate how anti-intellectual out times are. I’d rather be sitting here reading interesting books, or learning about astronomy stuff, or making a movie about weird shit - but I gotta spend energy constantly explaining my existence to a world that empathizes more with Nazis then marginalized ppl.
Bellies, tummies, abdomens; everyone's got a stomach. Some are big, some are thin, some have scars or marks. Every body is a vessel, to help us through the day, so keep your belly full of food, make it hurt from laughs, and when you dance, be sure to make it sway. #bodyneutrality #poetry #bodylove
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bellies, tummies, abdomens; everyone's got a stomach. Some are big, some are thin, some have scars or marks. Every body is a vessel, to help us through the day, so keep your belly full of food, make it hurt from laughs, and when you dance, be sure to make it sway. #bodyneutrality #poetry #bodylove
The first and only time I ever teased a coworker was when I was transferring from my first job and one of them said "you're coming back, right?" And I was like "what, you got abandonment issues?" And he gave me a 1000 yd stare and said yes and I haven't done it since and probs never will again tbh
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The first and only time I ever teased a coworker was when I was transferring from my first job and one of them said "you're coming back, right?" And I was like "what, you got abandonment issues?" And he gave me a 1000 yd stare and said yes and I haven't done it since and probs never will again tbh
film idea new couple has baby, husband stops being intimate w wife, cheats while she's pregnant w the exact opposite of his "type", they stay together. She changes herself to fit the mold of what she thinks he wants. He leaves, she goes on to ruin his new life. He begs for mercy, she begs to be seen
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
film idea new couple has baby, husband stops being intimate w wife, cheats while she's pregnant w the exact opposite of his "type", they stay together. She changes herself to fit the mold of what she thinks he wants. He leaves, she goes on to ruin his new life. He begs for mercy, she begs to be seen
Movie I'd LOVE: Whip It/Ice Princess/Bend It Like Beckham + wrestling: girl gets into fights, parents are traditional and don't want their daughter running around in skimpy outfits in front of drunk dudes, maybe a cool aunt gives a cover, que "I'm not living your dream, I'm living mine" line C'MONNN
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Movie I'd LOVE: Whip It/Ice Princess/Bend It Like Beckham + wrestling: girl gets into fights, parents are traditional and don't want their daughter running around in skimpy outfits in front of drunk dudes, maybe a cool aunt gives a cover, que "I'm not living your dream, I'm living mine" line C'MONNN
Don't get me wrong, I've got problems with some of Quentin Tarantino's creative choices, but I was blanking on Christopher Walken's name yesterday and was able to get my point across with an impression of "he shoved the wristwatch up his ass" and I will admit I'm a tad thankful
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Don't get me wrong, I've got problems with some of Quentin Tarantino's creative choices, but I was blanking on Christopher Walken's name yesterday and was able to get my point across with an impression of "he shoved the wristwatch up his ass" and I will admit I'm a tad thankful
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‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban."
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban."
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.
Omg the cashier at ulta just complimented my nails I wanna cry I worked so hard on them omggg
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Omg the cashier at ulta just complimented my nails I wanna cry I worked so hard on them omggg
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One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
I love being a human & having a body bc the fitness journey is nonlinear & dif aspects get worked on at dif times. Like I had the best diet & workout routine a few years ago, but the worst mentality; I don't always love the pics I take now, but I am so less miserable than I was. I'm healing well. :)
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love being a human & having a body bc the fitness journey is nonlinear & dif aspects get worked on at dif times. Like I had the best diet & workout routine a few years ago, but the worst mentality; I don't always love the pics I take now, but I am so less miserable than I was. I'm healing well. :)
There's a movie called Clown in a Cornfield that my brain always changes the title to Corn in a Clownfield and I get super excited bc that's so wacky hell yes I'd watch it but then I reread it and get less excited so I've yet to see it but maybe someday
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
There's a movie called Clown in a Cornfield that my brain always changes the title to Corn in a Clownfield and I get super excited bc that's so wacky hell yes I'd watch it but then I reread it and get less excited so I've yet to see it but maybe someday
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@teamcherry.bsky.social im begging you. Im 43 years old. I dont have the time, nerves, or reflexes to do this anymore.
I just asked my 10 year old to juggle fleas for me.
The way he looked at me filled me with a deep shame as a father.
Please
Give me an easy mode
I just asked my 10 year old to juggle fleas for me.
The way he looked at me filled me with a deep shame as a father.
Please
Give me an easy mode
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@teamcherry.bsky.social im begging you. Im 43 years old. I dont have the time, nerves, or reflexes to do this anymore.
I just asked my 10 year old to juggle fleas for me.
The way he looked at me filled me with a deep shame as a father.
Please
Give me an easy mode
I just asked my 10 year old to juggle fleas for me.
The way he looked at me filled me with a deep shame as a father.
Please
Give me an easy mode
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Nothin else for it
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nothin else for it
What fucks me up about being chronically ill is that if I'm in pain while I'm dreaming, I'm injured in it. Harpooned, disembowelled, being a robot that's falling apart, a gunshot wound with a clear entrance and exit. This time it's hooks like a suspension rig. Sick and tired or being sick and tired.
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
What fucks me up about being chronically ill is that if I'm in pain while I'm dreaming, I'm injured in it. Harpooned, disembowelled, being a robot that's falling apart, a gunshot wound with a clear entrance and exit. This time it's hooks like a suspension rig. Sick and tired or being sick and tired.
Saw ATLA in concert tonight and it owes me nothing I cried so many times just glorious
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Saw ATLA in concert tonight and it owes me nothing I cried so many times just glorious
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This is the one I mistook the other one for smdh
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is the one I mistook the other one for smdh
I got this confused for the other one wow that's so sad
Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area ICE facility and began to pray.
The masked ICE agents on the roof responded by firing pepper balls, with one striking him in the head
religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
The masked ICE agents on the roof responded by firing pepper balls, with one striking him in the head
religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I got this confused for the other one wow that's so sad
Hitting strangers w "do u wanna be friends" at clubs and stuff in hopes that at the very least I get ppl to go dancing with every once in a while wish me luck why does making friends have to be so hard
October 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hitting strangers w "do u wanna be friends" at clubs and stuff in hopes that at the very least I get ppl to go dancing with every once in a while wish me luck why does making friends have to be so hard
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I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.
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Ice is kidnapping black citizens in Chicago in the middle of the night.
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ice is kidnapping black citizens in Chicago in the middle of the night.
I'm super happy w how my Halloween costume has come out so far and I can't wait to see all of the pieces come together 🥹
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'm super happy w how my Halloween costume has come out so far and I can't wait to see all of the pieces come together 🥹
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U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)
September 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)
Sometimes I'll be enjoying myself and then I randomly remember Arcane season 2 and I get a lil upset bc why did they do it like that like I am actively less interested in the franchise's future installments now and they had me in the bag w season 1
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Sometimes I'll be enjoying myself and then I randomly remember Arcane season 2 and I get a lil upset bc why did they do it like that like I am actively less interested in the franchise's future installments now and they had me in the bag w season 1