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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 17h

As an obvious west-coaster I just go plain or everything with plain schmear. Keep the line moving.

somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 17h

Why is the first person to hoist the #wnba champion’s trophy an old white man? I know he’s the team owner, but seriously.

Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 18h

How did those mouthfuls of absolute horse shit taste @reuters.com?

somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 1d

Three dipshits in a trenchcoat writing for the Wall Street Journal apparently.

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 1d

Can it be one of those “I’m with stupid ⬆️” ones?

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 1d

You could find out if italian guys really do 🤌🤌 when they 🍆💦

Just sayin

somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

…as soon as I pay off these Trump Steaks I got with Klarna.

somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

15 years I’ve been here and I still get anxious when I have to go a new building to find someone’s office or conference room.

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

A lot of free time for civilian botanist… 🤷‍♀️

a woman says what else am i gonna do next to a man

Alt: With a look of consternation, Keiko O'Brien says “What else am I gonna do?”

media.tenor.com

somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

Cutting to a commercial with a shot of cars leaving the parking lot early… 😂

somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

The contributors are absolutely killing it this week.

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 3d

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief

“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

Like I really don’t have the energy to deal with a second HOA

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 2d

The Wiggle House. Heh.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 2d

"You have been warned, this day is coming. A day we stop asking if we can befoul your bathroom, and we forcibly start doing our business in there."

Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom

By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 3d

Same here. But I’m the one that publicly shames those assholes in WhatsApp and the school BBS. Has been semi-successful.

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 3d

Private Slim there on the left needs to get his chin count up. Should be at least three, like his buddies.