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Valerie 🦋
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I make buttons and play video games. Nice to meet you! Icon by @audioerf.bsky.social
It's really gross when corporations make posts meant to be touching or inspiring or grateful and you just know they had an LLM spit it out because it sounds exactly like every other post.

"You aren't just X; you're Y."
"That's not [this]; it's [that]."

Hate hate hate hate hate
January 27, 2026 at 7:40 PM
As someone in cust service, one of the most annoying tech things of late is when you call a cust and their AI assistant demands to know why you're calling before checking if the cust wants to take the call. I don't even waste my time; I just hang up and send an email instead.
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Let's prog together, bros.
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
My library switched over to a new system and I have not been getting any emails from them. I had books on hold that must have come in and expired without me knowing. 😞
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Life would be so much more amazing if I didn't have to decide/plan dinner every single day of my life.
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
"Hey I know you're in the middle of a discussion but I have this question that I could ask literally anyone else but instead I am going to interrupt you because I have absolutely no social awareness and my needs are more important."
-Man at work I cannot stand
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Fun first raid night of the new tier!
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Thinking about how it took an embarrassing number of years before I learned that the line in "What's Up" is not "I take a deep breath and I kick real high."
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
My baby brother tied the knot!! He a married man now! I have a sister in law!!! 🎉💐
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Merry Chrysler
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Merry Chrysler
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who else waits until the literal day before to pack for a week long trip? 🙋🏻‍♀️
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Absolutely loving the M10 theme, what a banger.
Sum 41 - Still Waiting [Lyrics & High Quality]
YouTube video by Niklas Sørensen
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December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My bf: You should do the MSQ first, you will love it.
Me: Okay? What is he talking abouOH MY GOD 🥹
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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i was a pretty loud disney adult because i thought they genuinely made good movies but now that they've been in their slop era for roughly the last 15 years and they're in a committed relationship with a slop machine i'm starting to think maybe there's gonna be no waking sleeping beauty this time
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Accomplished my goal of making a timerunner for every class! I came out of this with a new love of classes I had never tried before and also a new main for Midnight?? Vulpera warlock! Welcome to da Horde, me???
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I can't just leave this pun in the discord where no one gets it. :')
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Finally had enough of my coworker listening to the same looping video in the break room and said to him, "You really need headphones."

He laughed nervously, turned it all the way down, and then just got up and left.

It really should be common courtesy at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM