Mrs Pagliacci
@sophfrog.bsky.social
Circus clown (real)
Very stupid and here to cause problems
I will block for even slightly weird vibes so behave (this includes blocking for reposting my selfies)
Very stupid and here to cause problems
I will block for even slightly weird vibes so behave (this includes blocking for reposting my selfies)
Does anyone even know what a salesforce is
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Does anyone even know what a salesforce is
What is with this new trend of crop tops being marketed as business casual. Put your belly button away????? We actually don't need progress on everything
January 29, 2026 at 7:33 AM
What is with this new trend of crop tops being marketed as business casual. Put your belly button away????? We actually don't need progress on everything
The universe knew I needed the spiritual experience that can only be achieved by drinking an entire bottle of white wine and being kind of loud all night and that’s why today I was blessed with 0 hangover. When it is meant to be the hangover will not find you
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
The universe knew I needed the spiritual experience that can only be achieved by drinking an entire bottle of white wine and being kind of loud all night and that’s why today I was blessed with 0 hangover. When it is meant to be the hangover will not find you
I have achieved a rare emotion: Weezer Mood
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I have achieved a rare emotion: Weezer Mood
Interesting reading stats from last year: I read books by authors from 9 countries. I overwhelmingly read American men BUT if you exclude Brandon Sanderson (14 novels) I mostly read women.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Interesting reading stats from last year: I read books by authors from 9 countries. I overwhelmingly read American men BUT if you exclude Brandon Sanderson (14 novels) I mostly read women.
We did speeches at new years last night which was super sweet 1st of all I crushed mine 2nd it was nice to see everyone being so earnest and sharing how rough the year was 3rd one friend basically gave a ted talk on his medical presentations 4th the final speech that started with "My bad"
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We did speeches at new years last night which was super sweet 1st of all I crushed mine 2nd it was nice to see everyone being so earnest and sharing how rough the year was 3rd one friend basically gave a ted talk on his medical presentations 4th the final speech that started with "My bad"
I think I medically need hot chips. The fact that I'm even awake in these circumstances is diabolical
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I think I medically need hot chips. The fact that I'm even awake in these circumstances is diabolical
2026 is the year of learning more dinosaur facts
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
2026 is the year of learning more dinosaur facts
Went to run club, had a lovely time with my friend, life is good
December 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Went to run club, had a lovely time with my friend, life is good
Going back to learning Japanese is funny because what do you mean the word "to erupt" has been buried in my brain for 12 years. Why do I still know that
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Going back to learning Japanese is funny because what do you mean the word "to erupt" has been buried in my brain for 12 years. Why do I still know that
Talking to my 80+ year old Australian grandmas is so funny because they think being anti-vax and having home births are insane trends done by psychos who don't understand how much people used to DIE and I agree
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Talking to my 80+ year old Australian grandmas is so funny because they think being anti-vax and having home births are insane trends done by psychos who don't understand how much people used to DIE and I agree
I can't believe Gremlins is a real film that was beloved by children but now it is beloved by me
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I can't believe Gremlins is a real film that was beloved by children but now it is beloved by me
What do dads like for less than $1000
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What do dads like for less than $1000
What did Mr LCD put in his sound system to make me feel this way
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What did Mr LCD put in his sound system to make me feel this way
Talking heads radio in da gym is an excellent combo
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Talking heads radio in da gym is an excellent combo
Man I cannot imagine using Duolingo to like... actually learn a language from scratch. I think it can only help alongside a classroom or textbooks tbh and even then... like they just refuse to teach grammar???
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Man I cannot imagine using Duolingo to like... actually learn a language from scratch. I think it can only help alongside a classroom or textbooks tbh and even then... like they just refuse to teach grammar???
I've gotten so many fucking flowers this last month it's been crazy and I love them but what they DONT TELL YOU is you have to clean the vases every time. And you must tend the flowers if you want them to last
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've gotten so many fucking flowers this last month it's been crazy and I love them but what they DONT TELL YOU is you have to clean the vases every time. And you must tend the flowers if you want them to last
I started reading the hunger games prequels and they're just nowhere near as good! Not as much clarity of message, I'm not that far in but it's definitely not like as simple and powerful. Lucy Gray is too much? Whereas Katniss just felt easier to relate to
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I started reading the hunger games prequels and they're just nowhere near as good! Not as much clarity of message, I'm not that far in but it's definitely not like as simple and powerful. Lucy Gray is too much? Whereas Katniss just felt easier to relate to
I drove all by myself today and it felt illegal the whole time!!!
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I drove all by myself today and it felt illegal the whole time!!!
In all his boundless imagination Isaac Asimov couldn't conceive of a future where women didn't belong in the kitchen
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
In all his boundless imagination Isaac Asimov couldn't conceive of a future where women didn't belong in the kitchen
The baby ringtail possum fell asleep in my hand and I love him. I would die for him
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The baby ringtail possum fell asleep in my hand and I love him. I would die for him
Did you guys know about discount kitchen and homeware stores??? I can get Royal Doulton for HOW cheap???
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Did you guys know about discount kitchen and homeware stores??? I can get Royal Doulton for HOW cheap???
Shan't be reading the article anyway it looks like Albanese is a short little man trying to peer over the top of the news article
Anthony Albanese sidesteps calls for reform amid growing community anger over MP travel perks
PM declines multiple times to answer whether his Labor government would now change rules, saying “I’m not the finance minister
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
PM declines multiple times to answer whether his Labor government would now change rules, saying “I’m not the finance minister
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Anthony Albanese sidesteps calls for reform amid growing community anger over MP travel perks
The federal opposition and crossbenchers have backed a review of expenses spending rules
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Shan't be reading the article anyway it looks like Albanese is a short little man trying to peer over the top of the news article
Did you know that your friends can buy you flowers because they love you and also because they're teasing you for being too old when you get your drivers licence? It's possible. The flowers are love and bullying combined
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Did you know that your friends can buy you flowers because they love you and also because they're teasing you for being too old when you get your drivers licence? It's possible. The flowers are love and bullying combined
3 seasons of torturing Helena and Orphan Black is wearing a bit thin
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
3 seasons of torturing Helena and Orphan Black is wearing a bit thin