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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 23

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 22

Neurodivergent scientist whose special interest is autism

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 11

Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate!

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 8

My wife said Aaron Rodgers' persona is, "I would have become an alcoholic if I didn't find football," and that is so fucking true wife spitting fire

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 7

Here's Fart Burpsen with sports

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 6

Petition to rename the anus to the znus since it's at the end of the line

Reposted by Old Scratch Acid

"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · Sep 2

"How can we enact the Republican vision we believe is fundamentally correct with policy and messaging that allows us to treat it as a necessary shame rather than something to revel in?" is, I think, an essential element to elite-media and elite-Democrat thinking.

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Sep 1

Approaching the event horizon of a black hole dick first

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 30

Maybe it's actually Biden who died and Trump is inconsolable because he is coming to grips with his own mortality

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 30

I think if you are about to write several paragraphs on the internet about the fast food restaurants in your area, you should consider first if anyone will read it all the way through, and then consider what kind of person actually would read it all the way through

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 28

Comgrabulatioms

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 24

Chilled penis

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 23

Had a dream where I was Homer Simpson and I explained to a kid Bart was fighting that Lisa learned abnormal psychology to prevent her family from harming themselves and others, and suspended time and space so they had ample time to learn their lessons. Would be a pretty good ending, honestly.

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 20

Keep it weird

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 19

The Beatles - Paperback Dickrider

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 19

Ginuwine - Pony (Dickride)

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 19

AGI named Doug: [laughing]: I AM BECOME ROSCOE, EATER OF WAFFLES

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 19

AGI named Doug: ah shit, bro, now I'm hungry as fuck [renders AI chicken and waffles] damn that looks good

Computer engineer: wtf Doug, get it together, you have to save humanity!

AGI named Doug: [greedily devouring virtual waffle] that sounds like kinda a "you" problem, you feel me?

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 19

Computer Engineer in 2134, after The Catclysm: I've done it...AGI!...computer, how do we save ourselves from all the needless suffering created by the Warlords

AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint]

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 19

We're paving the way for future generations, but unfortunately we're not very good at paving and, like most county work, there's a lot of employees standing around watching what is happening instead of laying asphalt.

Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · Aug 17

What's your take on the moment we're living through in 50 words or less. [you able to quote post]

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 18

Apparently I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know anything, which is perfect because not knowing stuff is sort of my specialty

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 15

Fleetwood Mac parody album called Groomers that's about an interpersonally toxic pet grooming studio

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 13

Judas Deacon

Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 13

Good White

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Old Scratch Acid @sosorrymam.bsky.social · Aug 13

13th Floor Escalators

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