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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 9h

"That's a japanese food, right?"

— my best friend, upon me asking if she knows what omorashi is

jai 🖤 @gimmethatagustd.bsky.social · 9h

a belated #wipwednesday for my NHLY babies

i have a terrible habit of writing taehyung as Annoying and Unserious, even when his character is supposed to be Mysterious and Intimidating 😔 one day i’ll get it together

“Drink.”

“I’ll have to take a piss.”

“Yes, that’s typically what happens when someone is well-hydrated.” Taehyung snorts. “Though, we never discussed ‘omorashi’. Am I safe to assume that’s another hard limit?”

Narrowing his eyes, Jungkook watches Taehyung step around the bar counter. “I don’t know what that means, but it sounds gross.”

Taehyung shakes his head, clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth. “Don’t kink shame me in my own home, Jungkook-ah. It’s not proper.”

Fighting his curiosity, Jungkook waits until Taehyung has disappeared through a door on the opposite side of the apartment before getting out his phone. Surely Naver knows what Taehyung is talking about—if only Jungkook knew how to spell it.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 9h

Understandable 😂

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 10h

get him impaled on some dick barbs with his fluffy tricolour tail wrapping around an bigger, black-orange stripped one, as warm and happy as he deserves to be. 😊

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 10h

+met on the first day of his university. Make his walls melt under unthinkable attention and care from said hybrid. Make him find a pansexual flag pin on the other hybrid's bag one day. Make his own parents shit on him out in the open and get roared at by said hybrid. And last but not the least,+

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 10h

Or, better yet, make him trans. Make it a major point of the fic. Make him dye his tail and ears black so he can just fit in with the "boys" in his school without being picked on. Make him deadly afraid to be under rain. Make him horrified to find himself crushing on this hotshot tiger hybrid he+

মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 10h

There's quite a few kitty jimin fics but not enough calico kitty jimin(#canon) fics. "But they're mostly female" my Beloved this is ao3 and we're debating on what breed of furry Park Jimin of BTS will be. Let's pipe down the realism for a bit yeah??

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 10h

There's quite a few kitty jimin fics but not enough calico kitty jimin(#canon) fics. "But they're mostly female" my Beloved this is ao3 and we're debating on what breed of furry Park Jimin of BTS will be. Let's pipe down the realism for a bit yeah??

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cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 1d

bringing back this video of taehyung giving a yellow rose to an army holding the lesbian flag

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 15h

Sorry I get very elaborate and passionate about him. Yep it'll continue happening.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 15h

Call me a woodpecker the way I'm about to peck the nutritious juices out of the wood of this golden-flowering dark-plumaged towering tree

Taehyung from his Insta dump. Wearing a black turtleneck black pants black jacket golden flowers in his breast pocket. He's looking up and leaning his back on a beige wall. This is the sexiest anyone has ever looked.

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mack 🎀🐰 @monomoonluv.bsky.social · 21h

Just laughed so hard I started choking

Screenshot of jk staring into the camera with a blank expression right as the flash goes off

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Minky⁷ 💜 ART @kinkamink.bsky.social · 1d

Muscle Tiger 🐯
#kinkaminkart

Drawing of buff shirtless Taehyung with a tiger tail and ears. His sweatpants are riding low on his hips.

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Emily⁷ @emyunks.bsky.social · 23h

What they like

Titty: hs, nj, yg, sj
Booty: jk, jm
Yes: th

What they are

Titty: hs, jk, nj, th (🤨)
Booty: yg, jm
Lol: sj

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, incredibly important round of Who In Bangtan? Tell me, how do you sort the Tannies if these are your two categories? #WIB

Gold starburst stylized sticker that says CERTIFIED TITTY BOY at the center.

Purple starburst stylized sticker that says CERTIFIED BOOTY BOY at the center.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf are you trying to say to me pinterest

A ss of my pinterest feed. There's the small guy looking up at the big guy's tiddies art at top left, a Taehyung pic from fake love era on right. A zoomed in ss of a manga dialogue saying "he'd make a great wife" on bottom left, and a "that's something a gay person would say" meme on bottom right with its arrow pointed towards the Taehyung pic above. It's a mess.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

OH YES THAT'S 100%

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

I envy those who blush when flustered or shy and that's it. Cause with my lovely complexion nobody would've noticed it but no. I have to Grin. From ear to ear. With all 31 of my teeth out and shit. Like yes mate I was in fact looking at Taehyung on my phone, did my whore smile gave it away again?

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

The way I got four different webtoons suggested to me today and all of their mcs looked like Taehyung fanarts to the moles 😭

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 2d

you could tell me this is taehyung fanart and I'd believe you

one of the mc from the webtoon cherry cake. he has long-ish black hair and is wearing red paisley print shirt.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Love LOVE how Taehyung's fashion preference is so classy elegant unique old money but his furniture preference is just. Diabolical

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yangmal (socks)⁷ @ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 2d

Photos that make me question whether Taehyung is real or the result of a collective fever dream in which we are all taking part, part 7487204728713:

Taehyung seated between two women at the front row of the Celine runway. He is wearing a neatly tailored brown coat and slacks and he leans forward, propped on one elbow. He is not quite smiling or smizing, but some other third thing that is indescribable. It's intent, whatever it is.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

Saw a reel with his tummy out and had to get this thought put on somewhere

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

Not to trauma dump but this reminds me of that time in that asylum where #they tried to convince people that his muscles aren't real and it was just the bulletproof vest he was wearing

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 2d

taehyung is built like a yaoi top and no one can convince me otherwise

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

That's cute 😝

jai 🖤 @gimmethatagustd.bsky.social · 2d

this one was complicated to share cuz i didn't wanna post my stepdad's face, so it isn't AS funny out in the open. but he edited the picture to add his face to jimin's body cuz he was jealous that my mom thought jimin was cute

iMessage family group that -

me: [sends cute meme of jimin holding up a cut-out heart and making a finger heart, duck lips, with added emojis of stars, hearts, and bows all around him]

mom: happy valentine's day [red heart emoji]

Continued conversation -

stepdad: [an edited version of the jimin meme, this time with his face replacing jimin's. i edited it tho to just be the eyeroll emoji cuz i don't wanna put his face on the internet lmfao, but you can see the red and green elf hat he was wearing in the pic cuz it was from christmas]

my little sister: LOLLLL

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

I think you forgot to censor this one 😭

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

He also got my mother 😭 but she's a fujoshi too and is very happy to return him back to Jimin 😭

jai 🖤 @gimmethatagustd.bsky.social · 2d

iMessage text from my partner, commentary/context in the brackets -

me: i'm still shook i heard my mom play singularity this morning. singularity must be the mom song [i said this because their mom loves that song]

partner: [3 cry/laugh emojis] omg

me: tae bagging all the MILFS with that song

partner: [all caps my government first and middle name] omg

me: hahahaha am i wrong???? already got our mothers! i'm sure there's more out there

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah that checks out

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 2d

There are people trying to convince otherwise?!?!??!? 😱

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 2d

taehyung is built like a yaoi top and no one can convince me otherwise

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