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I'm a modern Australian hero. Silently capture and released palm sized Huntsman from the corridor without altering my very non-country spouse
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
"It'd be a real shame if you didn't sell it at a big discount. I've heard bad things can happen..."
🇺🇸🇩🇰🇬🇱 Rubio on Denmark and Greenland:

I will be meeting with them next week.

🎙️Reporter: Does the U.S. intend to buy Greenland?

Rubio: That has always been Trump’s intent.
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I see many in media reporting Maduro as "former president". Kidnapping and illegal rendition doesn't stop him being the President of a foreign sovereign state. You're just disseminating regime talking points.
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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My 15 year old just texted me this TikTok video and told me that “this is our geopolitical situation right now.” I both love that he’s politically astute and hate that this is the world he has to grow up in.
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Newsflash: we do not
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
President Trump giving us all an example of how the AU government should treat Herzog's visit
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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My latest article addresses this point comprehensively.
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
normel guy
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can't wait until they try to make "from the river to the sea" illegal unless you are a Likud member
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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There is no credible evidence that the perpetrators of the Bondi terrorist attack had anything to do with recent protests www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
NSW will move to ban phrase ‘globalise the intifada’ in crackdown on ‘hateful’ rhetoric. Here’s what we know so far
NSW parliament will sit next week to consider legislation to limit protests and ban hate speech in response to the Bondi attack, Chris Minns says
www.theguardian.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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90% of the press gallery would get done by a wallet inspector
Rob Harris - the Latika Bourke of Phil Cooreys
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Sunday reading: I wrote about how the regime’s latest racist hate campaign is tied to the Right’s broader attempt to redefine citizenship and national identity in service of an exclusionary white nationalist vision.

A deep dive into the Right’s visions of blood-and-soil nationalism:
Trumpism Is at War with the Idea of a Citizenry of Equals
The regime’s latest racist fury is tied to the Right’s much broader attempt to redefine citizenship and national identity in service of an exclusionary white nationalist
steady.page
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm a sci-fi fan. But I try to keep my reading from turning into larping into mental illness
Rumble has now featured as an "editor pick" a video titled in part "Adrenochrome, Time Travel, Wormholes, Harvesting Farms, JFK Junior, Human Trafficking, Australia etc!," which features a person claiming "adrenochrome sent me into the future" & found out Trump's collaborated with JFK Jr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The chutzpah of the AFR to figure this out 40 years late

Negative gearing rises with personal income tax rates, new research shows share.google/uWyonVAqXbqO...
High income tax causes property investors to negatively gear
In an inconvenient truth, new research shows that high personal income tax rates motivate earners to become leveraged landlords.
share.google
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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“Flock joins the ranks of other fast-moving AI companies that have resorted to low-paid international labor to bring their product to market…a for-profit company is deciding who gets watched, and who does the watching — a system built on exploitation at either end.”
AI Surveillance Startup Caught Using Sweatshop Workers to Monitor US Residents
The powerful surveillance startup Flock was caught using workers in the Philippines to collate data on US residents.
futurism.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Frankly Pauline, we wouldn't have you
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every mainstream media source reports Epstein as a "financier". But no documents show any evidence of financial advice or services.

We don't know how he got his money (oh, $200M from Wexler in fees?).

Who was Epstein?
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Honestly, why bother? You'd be better off trying to take over the Melbourne Uni student union... Oh right
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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It’s literally so easy
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Given lack of evidence and recent injunction against ICE in Oregon this is worth following
This is the most comprehensive reporting released on the DHS-alleged shooting so far. Read the entire story (reminder: reporters don't usually choose headlines).

For folks asking if it's true an ICE agent was shot: no, that is a verifiably false rumor. No injuries. A lot else remains in question.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nuremberg v2.0
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM