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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1h

100% would marry him

Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2h

suddenly, kobolds

Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 10h

look at this cool rock i found :}

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 14h

owo birfmas

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 14h

i was the PERFECT age for Pokemon when it came out in the states. i got a Gameboy Color and Pokemon Blue for my 8th birthday (i still have them), and i'd run to a friend's house after school so we could watch Pokemon.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 20h

that's actually jodog

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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 1d

human: look! a kobold!

human 2: keep watching, maybe they’ll make the cute face

kobold: •w•

human: YEAAHH

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

Inteleon speaking with Stolas' voice would be incredibly hot...

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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 1d

the kobold fandom is dying

repost if you’re a true boulder

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

"this life hack is so good it could get you arrested!"

*it's literally just crime*

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

dragon: hello kobold

kobold:

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says i love you

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

i love her already <3

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

kobold yips and disappears

a close up of a white cat looking at the camera .

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

here you go!

💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

and some people actually bought it

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

if the egg hatches in the exact midpoint between the two houses, the egg will hatch into a dunsparce that can evolve all the way to dududunsparce.

if you don't get dududunsparce after dudunsparce, then you did something wrong and you have to try again.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

then you had to take them to the EXACT center of the south province and have a picnic, with no other pokemon in your party. you then had to wait for an egg, but if one spawns before 3 minutes have passed, it will not work. after that, walk between yours and nemona's houses until the egg hatches.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

fun fact: i once convinced several people that Dudunsparce could evolve into Dududunsparce, and the way to evolve it was extremely convoluted and involved leveling both dunsparce and dudunsparce to level 100 with hidden abilities, the female holding a kelpsy berry and the male holding a rindo berry.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

the kobold is just eating rocks

Nora's Kobold Bot @koboldbot.bsky.social · 2d

kobold who is getting quite stoned

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

i hate it when youtubers go "if this video gets 100k likes by the end of the day, i'll upload the next video!"

like, dude, don't lock your content behind like goals. that's just dumb.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

the only thing this new "collaborations" feature on Youtube is going to do is make people unsubscribe from the original channel they were already subscribed to

either let people turn it off, or move them to a separate tab. it's not that hard.

Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

some kobolds bite, but it's impossible to tell which ones do until you try to pat them

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

goggles because wings, that big pink bow from that one charizard from the anime (image attached, for the femboys of course), a seat somewhere on it, there's def a handful of things.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 3d

i want Inteleon to hold me close and tell me that i'll always be his sweetheart while he gently strokes my back.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 3d

you hate gen alpha because they're chronically online and their memes make no sense.

i hate gen alpha because they are more openly racist, sexist, and anti-LGBT+ than boomers ever were.

we are not the same.

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