Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
if there is one thing i really, REALLY want in @en.finalfantasyxiv.com, it's playable burmecians. i mean, come ON. you already have dragoons, this is just a logical next-step. add playable burmecians, maybe even Freya's outfit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
if there is one thing i really, REALLY want in @en.finalfantasyxiv.com, it's playable burmecians. i mean, come ON. you already have dragoons, this is just a logical next-step. add playable burmecians, maybe even Freya's outfit.
big titty goth kobold
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
big titty goth kobold
okay, so hear me out
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
okay, so hear me out
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
"if everyone leaves you, YOU are the problem"
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"if everyone leaves you, YOU are the problem"
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
what i hate is that half of my exes hated everything I was interested in. they ended up leaving me for being "weird".
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
what i hate is that half of my exes hated everything I was interested in. they ended up leaving me for being "weird".
all these women in the world and im not allowed to marry any of them
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
all these women in the world and im not allowed to marry any of them
society makes me feel bad for being single, but when i try to find someone they make me feel bad for even trying.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
society makes me feel bad for being single, but when i try to find someone they make me feel bad for even trying.
have you ever been so in love with someone's character that you desperately want your characters to canonically get married?
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
have you ever been so in love with someone's character that you desperately want your characters to canonically get married?
the wisest kobold
Yip
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the wisest kobold
one piece of fanart is missing, unfortunately, but to date i've drawn @zombieray10.bsky.social's Ingrid Von Panzerfaust a total of 3 times.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
one piece of fanart is missing, unfortunately, but to date i've drawn @zombieray10.bsky.social's Ingrid Von Panzerfaust a total of 3 times.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
i think i made a spectrum salesman quit his job.
he asked me why bother using at&t when I can use Spectrum instead. I laughed as hard as I could and slammed the door in his face.
explanation: switching to spectrum would be paying more money for slower speeds and worse service.
he asked me why bother using at&t when I can use Spectrum instead. I laughed as hard as I could and slammed the door in his face.
explanation: switching to spectrum would be paying more money for slower speeds and worse service.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i think i made a spectrum salesman quit his job.
he asked me why bother using at&t when I can use Spectrum instead. I laughed as hard as I could and slammed the door in his face.
explanation: switching to spectrum would be paying more money for slower speeds and worse service.
he asked me why bother using at&t when I can use Spectrum instead. I laughed as hard as I could and slammed the door in his face.
explanation: switching to spectrum would be paying more money for slower speeds and worse service.
a kobold has eaten the demon core and now they are glowing
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
a kobold has eaten the demon core and now they are glowing
Reposted by Gizmo the Yipster
kobold who rubs their little nose on everything to feel the texture
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
kobold who rubs their little nose on everything to feel the texture
pov: you're a dragon
Army of kobolds surrounding you and yipping nonstop
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
pov: you're a dragon
how to tell when a kobold loves you:
:3 grrr grrrrr :3 (chomp) grrr :3 snarl :3 (chomp) grr grrr (chomp)
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
how to tell when a kobold loves you:
trad goth kobold
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
trad goth kobold
me:
Evil yip
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me:
the local goofy-looking Kobold on a romantic date with Ingrid (owned by @zombieray10.bsky.social), who he calls his "Birdwife".
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the local goofy-looking Kobold on a romantic date with Ingrid (owned by @zombieray10.bsky.social), who he calls his "Birdwife".
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
couldn't be me
kobold who NAPS!!
kobold who SNOOZES!!!!
kobold who GOES TO BED!!!!!!
kobold who SNOOZES!!!!
kobold who GOES TO BED!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
couldn't be me
"your dream girl is out there somewhere"
yeah, and she's married to someone who's either going to make her swear off love forever, or mistreat her to the point where she stays with him out of fear.
yeah, and she's married to someone who's either going to make her swear off love forever, or mistreat her to the point where she stays with him out of fear.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"your dream girl is out there somewhere"
yeah, and she's married to someone who's either going to make her swear off love forever, or mistreat her to the point where she stays with him out of fear.
yeah, and she's married to someone who's either going to make her swear off love forever, or mistreat her to the point where she stays with him out of fear.
kobold who has this music every time he shows up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPa...
Ariral Voices Of The Void
YouTube video by Crab
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
kobold who has this music every time he shows up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPa...
Reposted by Gizmo the Yipster
Got this idea from someone in my discord
Yoinked
Yoinked
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Got this idea from someone in my discord
Yoinked
Yoinked
kobold who ate an entire watermelon in one bite
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
kobold who ate an entire watermelon in one bite
i wonder what the offspring of a yinglet and a kobold would look like...
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i wonder what the offspring of a yinglet and a kobold would look like...