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kurt
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When you cool Helium down to very close to absolute zero, something funny happens. It forms a molecule. HeHe
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
New Phenolic Analysis of Cannabis Reveals New Freakaloid Compounds
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If you love Christmas so much why don't you merry it?
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I used to think that Mr. Incredible's body shape was so improbable that in a world with super people, it would be obvious he was one.

Then I saw Greg Davies in Taskmaster and realized there are more body types in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy.
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If a movie doesn't have a "The End" text at the end of it (or some accepted alternative like "Fin") then that means it never ended and you're just still watching the movie forever.

Personally, I'm still watching hundreds of movies right now due to this oversight by filmmakers.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let's be real, if TGA were merit-based, Warframe would have won something by now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
James Monroe in infrared
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It is easier for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for a needle to pass through the eye of a camel.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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The Italian married couple B.W.H (which as far as I can tell refers to Blackway and Helene, two of their solo aliases) released very few tracks under this name but they're all a bit on the strange side.

This one is called Stop, and its bassline is supreme.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1qY...
B.W.H. - Stop
YouTube video by Best Record
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Makin' my way downtown
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Some animals from today. Mystery duck, puffy cardinal, elusive beaver.
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Back on my bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Rest In Peace to the great Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (seen here in License to Kill)
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Let's get Kraken!
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I've had the score for One Battle After Another rattling around in my head for the last few days.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think tomorrow's work BGM is PSX DnB
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Blue Prince (2025)
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Consolation prize for waking up way too early on a Sunday is being able to go to the good breakfast place when it's not crowded.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Some birds from today. These all had to be focused manually so I'm surprised I got these honestly. Well, the last one not so much.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The security training asks me to look at some code and identify which line has the bug. I cannot. The entire corpus is a bug. The code is the result of a paroxysmal fit of contrivance upon the part of the proctor to illustrate a fallacious point. I choose at random and am rebuked.

Training complete
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
CHOOSE A POKÉMON
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I feel like people have forgotten about Invader Zim
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM