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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social
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Writer of blog posts no one reads. Maker of podcasts no one listens to. linktr.ee/RobLammle
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1h
I think I tried to rent this in 1986, but my parents wouldn't let me
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 5h
Man, your Ross stores are so much better than mine. All I see there are random anime statues I've never heard of and reject Funko Pops
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 6h
They're not being specifically tread on (yet), so they don't care
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 8h
I've had a lot of weird coincidences like that happening to me lately. The hive mind is real.
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 8h
It's giving Johnny Five vibes
a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a briefcase
ALT: a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a briefcase
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 10h
$5 for a Rancor!? I need a time machine ASAP
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 10h
The last time I did that I was banned from every Wendy's in the tri-state area
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 11h
I'm not sure that was even a lagoon, tbh. It just looked like a big lake. Talk about a plot hole...
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 14h
The artwork is just...🤌🤌
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 15h
It's almost like them giving it to someone who has been fighting for Democratic rights is a statement of some kind...
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
Men are the worst
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But when I became grown, I put away childish things. Then when I became a bit more grown, I rebought those same childish things from a vintage reseller and kinda don’t know how to feel about it
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
But also...
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
I hope he's selling all her stuff so he can pay for therapy, because...yikes
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
Right!? I was all about G+ back in the day...
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
Ugh...the internet is the wooooooorst
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
And I just found out all my Mashable.com work has been purged. It's a good thing my profile page is still up with zero articles, though...
mashable.com/author/rob-l...
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
It's no fun at all. Hell, even a post of mine that made it on CNN is mostly just a bunch of text now, looking like something you'd find on the web in 1996: www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/...
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
I have all the text of my Mental Floss articles saved on Google Drive, but many of the current website versions have been gutted of images. I wish I'd saved PDFs from when they were new. When old articles are purged someday, I'll have no proof that I actually had anything published at all.
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 1d
periodic reminder that if you write stuff that's published on the web for a publication you yourself do not own, PDF that shit as soon as it goes live
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
Literally every day
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
I think the real answer is, "Marketed primarily at adults who have adult money"
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
That was risky!
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
I would buy so many of them at that price point
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
But they're going to cost as much as a figure twice the size
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SpaceMonkeyHeX 🎃👻 @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a black hat is sitting in a car
ALT: a man in a black hat is sitting in a car
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