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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
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THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ]

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WELL MY [Deliciously fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...]

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SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
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DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
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THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ]

/10th Anniversary
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DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
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KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]]
THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!
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[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!

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Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!
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ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY
I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A !!!

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EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
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TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
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WHO THE [$@*] ARE YOU,
[Chicken soup ]!?

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WHO THE [$@*] ARE YOU,
[Chicken soup ]!?

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WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
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THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO.
AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]!
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PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.
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DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee]
THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!

/10th Anniversary
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EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
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VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
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CAT... ['sup?]
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]

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