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Spamton Quotes
@spamtonquotes.bsky.social
· Sep 20
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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG
...wait.
KRIS!!!
[Why] IS YOUR SOUL [Bluelight Specil]!?!?
/Weirder Route
...wait.
KRIS!!!
[Why] IS YOUR SOUL [Bluelight Specil]!?!?
/Weirder Route
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG
...wait.
KRIS!!!
[Why] IS YOUR SOUL [Bluelight Specil]!?!?
/Weirder Route
...wait.
KRIS!!!
[Why] IS YOUR SOUL [Bluelight Specil]!?!?
/Weirder Route
KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL [Hochi Mama]
I AM LIVING [Big]!
SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!
I AM LIVING [Big]!
SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL [Hochi Mama]
I AM LIVING [Big]!
SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!
I AM LIVING [Big]!
SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!
DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!
WHAT!?
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
WHAT!?
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],
ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?
I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],
[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]
KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]...
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]...
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
WHAT!?
IT'S FOR ME!?
IT'S FOR ME!?
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
WHAT!?
IT'S FOR ME!?
IT'S FOR ME!?
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]...
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]...
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?