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27 bi Dunmer Femboy
Books, Cartoons, Magic the Gathering, Art, Cannabis, and Nintendo my beloved 😍

H3pod best show on the internet ✌️ 💕

Ask me about the Cosmere!

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Self expression has to come from the heart 😌😤
My beautiful girlfriend painted our vapes
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Shout-out discord, you're in my top 1.11% too.
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Oh thats so fucking cool!
Jay & Silent Bob Haldan & Pako (Mallrats?)
24 hour auction here:
www.ebay.com/itm/13681819...
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I was selected to display two characters?

EASY! Kaladin and Sylphrena.

I eegerly await the day Kal and Syl are household names like Luke Skywalker and Yoda.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Who wore it better?

#PUPvsPIGGY
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Family! Top 3% fan!
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
New perfect amazing Switch 2 case. Slight exacto knife modifications required to allow the controller slot to hold my 8bitdo pro3.

I totally recommend this magnificent case
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Drafted this combo this morning and it goes crazy. I’ve been slapping people hard with my giant koi after island cycling it 😎
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oregon weed got me SPOILED
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There's a big red fucking button on Shiggy's desk that immediately pushes Pokémon ROMs to the NSO emulators.

It has one of those glass covers on a hinge.

Press the button Shiggy
PUT POKEMON GENS 1-3 ON NSO, WTF MAN
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
PUT POKEMON GENS 1-3 ON NSO, WTF MAN
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@kaceytron.bsky.social thank you for contributing towards sanity on the internet today.

I always thought you're charming and funny, and I'm glad I can now feel comfortable watching your content again.
Kaceytrons apology was excellent. It's good to see us take a step towards sanity.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Kaceytrons apology was excellent. It's good to see us take a step towards sanity.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Update: The failure of a line of stitches was all it took to simultaneously detach the handle and allow the zipper to fall apart.

I have new cases ordered, for now I'm kinda free-balling it
This case is a piece of shit, it resulted in a crazy gash on my screen. Be warned
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This game got added to NSO Gameboy Advance. It's a puzzle platformer, and a pretty decent one. Tight controls and mechanics that feel fresh even still.

It's worth checking out, if you have NSO.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Post your "literally me" characters
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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This exact bullshit is why I don't own the Kingdom Hearts collection on switch. The sales that thing sees are incredible, 10 bucks for the whole series!

But there's a DRM? I need to be on the internet to play this single player RPG? Go fuck yourself, Square
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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March 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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This also demonstrates that the connections between the GOP and the Nazi party run DEEP
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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it's so wild that Indiana Republicans are kinda the first among their own to be calling bullshit. Indiana Republicans believe that life begins in the balls, they're way out there. Generally speaking you can't reason with them. But Indiana is also sorta southern, doesn't wanna be told to get in line
Indiana Senate Republican Greg Walker “said he would have reported the alleged violation to federal authorities “if I thought that there was anyone of integrity in Washington that would follow through on my accusation ..”

@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I found someone on Reddit who attempted to do this with the audio books. I shit you not, the combined prologue is three and a half hours long.
I want the Stormlight prologues to be compiled chronologically into a "night of the assassination" novella.

Literally just stitch all the prologues together so it jumps around POVs and tells the whole night in order.

I would kill for this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It didn't go as planned but ZAMN it's good!
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM