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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 2d

Pokemon Legends Z-A is fun but also very strange. It's gonna take me a minute to gather my thoughts for this one

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 2d

I only run good cards

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 4d

Bad Eira! Place!

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 7d

At least he's self aware?

Empathy @constant-tummyache.bsky.social · 7d

Trump admitting he doesn’t think he’s going to heaven. He’s not “heaven bound”.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 8d

Self expression has to come from the heart 😌😤

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 9d

Expect honor from those you meet, and give them the chance to live up to it

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 9d

Hell yeah

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 9d

Heroes in a half shell?

More like Heros in a halfbaked attempt to squeeze more money out of MTG players. Hasbro Power!

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 9d

Gas station apple fritter

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 12d

Amazing build, super fun and very structurally sound. Excellent attention to detail. I always thought Lego spaceships just feel right. Like that's what Legos are for.

And the Planet Express ship from Futurama is perhaps one of the most iconic spaceships there is.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 16d

gout so bad I stg someone replaced my toe knuckle with my knee when I was sleeping

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 25d

I'm happy to demonize snake oil like acupuncture or chiropractors.

But I agree, once the scientific consensus is there it's pure evil to demonize any sort of medicine.

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 25d

The demonization of Tylenol is malicious evil

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TVMoJoe @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 28d

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended.

It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 20

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 19

a cartoon character named garfield is standing in front of a wall

ALT: a cartoon character named garfield is standing in front of a wall

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 19

You can use your free will to make a lasagna. Like literally you can just Google the recipe, buy the ingredients, and make a lasagna.

And then you have lasagna!

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 18

Rebecca sugar is my hero, and Lars of the Stars is my most anticipated TV show of all time.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 18

Obama was president for twice as long as the Confederacy existed.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 17

Rocking my TF today

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 17

It's like I'm actually there

andy-bru.bsky.social @andy-bru.bsky.social · Sep 17

The Silksong experience in 7 seconds or less

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 17

I'm no RatBoy enjoyer but didn't Musk purchase Twitter in order to turn it into a "bastion of free speech"? His words.

I never thought I'd say these words in this order but: Destiny isn't in the wrong for once

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 15

The intentionally decided it was good enough anyway... I'd happily wait the extra 15-20 minutes for a good one

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 15

Domino's served me this center bubble last night. This is so egregious it has to be done intentionally right?

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · Sep 14

Split it up by doctor the same way LEGO Star wars is split up by episode, how is this not a thing yet?