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deploying an app with server-side rendering for the first time
August 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i don’t understand why the past tense of a legal plea is “pleaded” and not “pled”. it feels wrong to me.
August 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
in an era of not knowing whether something was written by a human or a bot, i am genuinely proud of having a style of writing that is so shitty and full of emdashes that it's inimitable to any machine trained on basic grammar
August 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ever just watchin' through marc maron specials and 2013 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social sneaks up outta left stage?
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
tensors are biblically accurate vectors
July 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
strategy: make my style unlearnable by AI models by keeping it completely inconsistent and incomprehensible
July 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i will give so much money to the first audiobook platform to add a “continue where you dozed off” feature
June 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
saw this and threw up in my mouth
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
popped open the windows VM for the first time in awhile and, admittedly, surprise seal when i needed it most won microsoft a few brownie points with me.
June 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
corporations trying to fencesit pride month under this administration
can't wait to see speedruns with this configuration
June 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
cracked open my college Canvas account for the first time since graduating a few years ago to find an old assignment and saw that i had 74 notifications

had to physically go find and touch my degree to make sure i did actually graduate
June 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
my partner is getting really good at flexing the ethos of her doctorate in biology
May 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i know that meta represents the peak of bug-eyed move-fast-and-break-things bros who’d sooner gouge out their grandmothers eyes and prop them in front of a monitor than lose a single advertising dollar

but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look *kinda* cool
May 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
nothing is funnier to me than hozier doing a 10th anniversary release of his original self-titled album that he recorded outside and releasing it as "feat. NATURE", like the birds in the background are part of another fucking band
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
it's kinda fucked up that no OSS browser has the capability to remap keyboard shortcuts.

if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)
May 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
your friday night isnt popping off until you're blasting the bootleg rip of "Temple of Storms (Combat Glockenspiel Version) - Cadence of Hyrule (OST)" directly into your ears with the volume high enough to finally deafen you for the rest of your life
May 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it's very strange to me that the iOS app for Firefox has 12,000 stars on GitHub, yet the FireFox browser only has... 350?

github.com/mozilla-fire...
GitHub - mozilla-firefox/firefox: The official repository of Mozilla's Firefox web browser.
The official repository of Mozilla's Firefox web browser. - mozilla-firefox/firefox
github.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
god bless Pope Julius of Chicago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsSO...
New Girl - Julius Pepperwood
YouTube video by Julius Pepperwood
www.youtube.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lying on the ground after a bike accident and watching a car run over the headphone that came out of my pocket
April 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
March 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the sequel to stardew valley is Microsoft Excel, where you make a spreadsheet for a second runthrough to minmax farm profits
March 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
some grad friends of Amanda’s recently invited us to chilli’s and i was skeptical at first. then we cumulatively slammed back like a dozen holiday margs for maybe $80 — gotta admit i was wrong to be skeptical, they kinda rock
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
> based on my petabytes of training data, harvested from the minds and hands of those wishing to prove they're Not A Robot™, i have determined that my cameras are detecting ̡͙̳͓ͦ͛͆͊̑ͨ̀l̢̯͉̻̜͔̰̪͌ͫ̕ͅo̹͍̦̟̯̭̟͇ͥṋ̓͢ǵ͕͋͊̉ͩ͢ ̡̧͈̤̫ͭͣ̔͐̑͊̒c̸͔̺̯̠̬̗ͫͤ̌͌̓ḁ͔̮͗̌̔̑ͭ̋̈̕͜ř̫̜̩̱͉̲ͤ̌̅̆ͯ
lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train

labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...
January 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
pretty crazy that the 2000s was the era of a hit band, the plain whiteys
January 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
pretty on-the-nose that Hims is an influencer peddled product for erectile dysfunction and Hers is an influencer peddled product for weight loss.
January 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM