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SL,UT.
math, econ, games & doodles.
this timeline contains takes known to the State of California to cause cancer
https://chaoticgood.computer
math, econ, games & doodles.
this timeline contains takes known to the State of California to cause cancer
https://chaoticgood.computer
in an era of not knowing whether something was written by a human or a bot, i am genuinely proud of having a style of writing that is so shitty and full of emdashes that it's inimitable to any machine trained on basic grammar
August 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
in an era of not knowing whether something was written by a human or a bot, i am genuinely proud of having a style of writing that is so shitty and full of emdashes that it's inimitable to any machine trained on basic grammar
ever just watchin' through marc maron specials and 2013 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social sneaks up outta left stage?
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ever just watchin' through marc maron specials and 2013 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social sneaks up outta left stage?
popped open the windows VM for the first time in awhile and, admittedly, surprise seal when i needed it most won microsoft a few brownie points with me.
June 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
popped open the windows VM for the first time in awhile and, admittedly, surprise seal when i needed it most won microsoft a few brownie points with me.
corporations trying to fencesit pride month under this administration
June 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
corporations trying to fencesit pride month under this administration
cracked open my college Canvas account for the first time since graduating a few years ago to find an old assignment and saw that i had 74 notifications
had to physically go find and touch my degree to make sure i did actually graduate
had to physically go find and touch my degree to make sure i did actually graduate
June 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
cracked open my college Canvas account for the first time since graduating a few years ago to find an old assignment and saw that i had 74 notifications
had to physically go find and touch my degree to make sure i did actually graduate
had to physically go find and touch my degree to make sure i did actually graduate
i know that meta represents the peak of bug-eyed move-fast-and-break-things bros who’d sooner gouge out their grandmothers eyes and prop them in front of a monitor than lose a single advertising dollar
but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look *kinda* cool
but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look *kinda* cool
May 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
i know that meta represents the peak of bug-eyed move-fast-and-break-things bros who’d sooner gouge out their grandmothers eyes and prop them in front of a monitor than lose a single advertising dollar
but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look *kinda* cool
but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look *kinda* cool
nothing is funnier to me than hozier doing a 10th anniversary release of his original self-titled album that he recorded outside and releasing it as "feat. NATURE", like the birds in the background are part of another fucking band
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
nothing is funnier to me than hozier doing a 10th anniversary release of his original self-titled album that he recorded outside and releasing it as "feat. NATURE", like the birds in the background are part of another fucking band
it's kinda fucked up that no OSS browser has the capability to remap keyboard shortcuts.
if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)
if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)
May 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
it's kinda fucked up that no OSS browser has the capability to remap keyboard shortcuts.
if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)
if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)
your friday night isnt popping off until you're blasting the bootleg rip of "Temple of Storms (Combat Glockenspiel Version) - Cadence of Hyrule (OST)" directly into your ears with the volume high enough to finally deafen you for the rest of your life
May 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
your friday night isnt popping off until you're blasting the bootleg rip of "Temple of Storms (Combat Glockenspiel Version) - Cadence of Hyrule (OST)" directly into your ears with the volume high enough to finally deafen you for the rest of your life
it's very strange to me that the iOS app for Firefox has 12,000 stars on GitHub, yet the FireFox browser only has... 350?
github.com/mozilla-fire...
github.com/mozilla-fire...
GitHub - mozilla-firefox/firefox: The official repository of Mozilla's Firefox web browser.
The official repository of Mozilla's Firefox web browser. - mozilla-firefox/firefox
github.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
it's very strange to me that the iOS app for Firefox has 12,000 stars on GitHub, yet the FireFox browser only has... 350?
github.com/mozilla-fire...
github.com/mozilla-fire...
New Girl - Julius Pepperwood
YouTube video by Julius Pepperwood
www.youtube.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
some grad friends of Amanda’s recently invited us to chilli’s and i was skeptical at first. then we cumulatively slammed back like a dozen holiday margs for maybe $80 — gotta admit i was wrong to be skeptical, they kinda rock
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
some grad friends of Amanda’s recently invited us to chilli’s and i was skeptical at first. then we cumulatively slammed back like a dozen holiday margs for maybe $80 — gotta admit i was wrong to be skeptical, they kinda rock
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January 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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pretty on-the-nose that Hims is an influencer peddled product for erectile dysfunction and Hers is an influencer peddled product for weight loss.
January 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
pretty on-the-nose that Hims is an influencer peddled product for erectile dysfunction and Hers is an influencer peddled product for weight loss.