My pathetic green son, the humble basil sprout.

Large chunks of meat in spicy broth save me....

Adding "and yet..." after every definitive statement to make myself seem philosophical and enigmatic

Had to stop carrying around 5 different notebooks in my backpack....

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-lis... btw

Roommate's definitely hammered, he's wandering around the apartment grunting and moaning. I love living with a mid 20s manchild who I didn't even get to meet before moving in with! I love that this shitty apartment is 3250 per month so we need to split it 3 ways!!!

Just got a temp ban on twitter for responding to a -hey look scientists tortured animals to death and one even survived for 84 hours isn't that great- post by telling the scientists to remove themselves from the mortal coil

This entire screenshot is a fucking work of art, I could have spent hours searching for sources and screenshots and never gotten such a perspicous display of words and images outlining the central point. It's like finding a cool rock on the beach but instead it is randomly formed proof we're boned.

I gotta check my email more often this shit is rad

(You're allowed to lie on the internet)