My pathetic green son, the humble basil sprout.

Large chunks of meat in spicy broth save me....

This entire screenshot is a fucking work of art, I could have spent hours searching for sources and screenshots and never gotten such a perspicous display of words and images outlining the central point. It's like finding a cool rock on the beach but instead it is randomly formed proof we're boned.

I gotta check my email more often this shit is rad

(You're allowed to lie on the internet)