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Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.

(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
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They say, “You should never meet your heroes.” But I say, “You absolutely should meet your heroes and spend 25 minutes explaining to them how to make a really good panini.”
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”

The three spirits:

@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.

“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Whenever I think about great works of art, I almost always think about the painting by that guy or lady of the pretty flowers or whatever. 🖼 #Art
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh, no! You’re right! My variant is here and he’s making me put my hand on MY face!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I can only imagine the sliding doors scenario that created this hand on face variant monster!
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I finally managed to pierce the resonance barrier between realities and caught a horrifying glimpse of a wildly divergent variant of myself. Get a load of this freak. It’s like, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF YOUR FACE, YOU PRETENTIOUS KNOB.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Many people are saying that Wicked: Part 1 is far superior to Part 2. This is mostly because my character, MC Skat Gote, delighted audiences during his 1.3 seconds of screen time in Part 1 and was unceremoniously murdered off-screen between movies.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The pod is afoot! (Which makes sense because “pod” comes from the Greek word for “foot.”) And @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, and I are talking Sherlock Holmes again! This time, we’re answering the crucial question: “Does young Sherlock Holmes have the rizz?”
Our Sherlock Holmes panel reconvenes as @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, @michaelmay.bsky.social, and @spidey004.bsky.social talk about the Spielberg-produced '80s favorite (and admittedly non-canonical), Young Sherlock Holmes.

www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/402-...
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s Thanksgiving Week! And thanks to President Trump’s leadership and laser-like focus on affordability, we are truly going to have a fancy feast this year.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Part 1 of another Lounge is here! @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and I discuss weighty matters of profound importance and come up with detailed plans that could turn around society’s inexorable degradation, if implemented. Ha, ha! Nah, we talked about movies, TV, comic books, and stuff!
It’s Robbin’ Time!

@michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and @spidey004.bsky.social talk about lots of stuff including Silver Age Wonder Girl, Man-Wolf, Hell House by Richard Matheson, three Shirley Jackson novels, podcast apps, and Predator: Badlands.

www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/401-...
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Even though I’m from Buffalo, I’m not in Hallmark’s upcoming cinematic masterpiece “Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story.” But you can still enjoy my heartwarming rom-com antics in *these* cinematic masterpieces.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The fact that Billy Idol has a Christmas album but it doesn’t contain a song called Dancing with My Elf is a tragedy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
NUTRITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by HEALTH!
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The cashier at the supermarket was totally flirting with me. "Sorry, sir, but you can't pay for your groceries with discarded gum wrappers." Oh, I know what *that* means, you little minx! 😘
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I can’t believe Shel Silverstein ripped me off. Anyway, you might enjoy my book of poems “Where the Paved Pathway for Pedestrians Finishes.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
True story. #Spaghetti 🍝👹🍝
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I had a blast with @hojukoolander.bsky.social and @williambwest.bsky.social for this bonus ep of @wizardscomics.bsky.social. But the question is: “Will you have a blast listening?” And the answer is: “Duh-doy! Of course you will.” And the response to that is: “Fine, but you don’t have to be rude.”
BONUS! @spidey004.bsky.social from the @afterlunch.bsky.social podcast joins us to DIVE DEEP into the world of Michael Turner's Fathom and discuss whether the comic HOLDS WATER. It's a fun time wading through the waves of fandom. Listen now, Geeks! wizards.transistor.fm/episodes/bon...
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I got a pebble in my shoe. I took it off to shake it out but added some pebbles instead. After a few minutes of walking, the pain was pretty bad so I threw some pebbles in my other shoe. When it became unbearable, I strapped cheese graters to my feet. Anyway, that’s what watching the news is like.
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you see this, post a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi watching you ride atop a bantha and being like, “What the hell?”

I’ll start.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As you know, I am an integral part of the @afterlunch.bsky.social podcast. Like, CRUCIAL. But I’m not on this episode. I was invited, I swear! But I felt it was cleaner and more apt for this episode to mirror the previous Nerd Lunch episode. So, I’m delighted to listen as a fan. YOU SHOULD, TOO! 🎧
To celebrate our 400th episode, @michaelmay.bsky.social welcomes back @stormspeed.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and Jeeg to wrap up some Nerd Lunch unfinished business involving Overs/Unders predictions for the proposed Channing Tatum Gambit movie.

www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/400-...
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🎶

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

Elle Fanning’s Egg Clutch is all of these things

🎶
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can’t fathom why but I have a feeling this upcoming bonus episode of the @wizardscomics.bsky.social podcast is going to be even more entertaining than usual. 😉
This Wednesday on the podcast we're finally bringing you our coverage of the Wizard Fathom Special from 1999. Stay tuned, Geeks...
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Tess and Chris are amazing artists. I was lucky enough to have pounced on a few of the original Trek Tiles and wish I was able to get a bunch more. But at least I got the digital versions of the rest. And you can, too! Check out @tessfowler.bsky.social’s shop for those and much, much more!
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I feel you, empty plastic chair. Sometimes being a silly goose makes me feel empty inside. 🤪🪿😞
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM