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Not Going To Happen.
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Step one: All seven royals ahead of Andrew Windsor in the British Succession tragically die in an "accident".
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Step two: hold a referendum asking: "Do you want Randy Andy as your Monarch or do you want a republic ?"
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Sadly I fear people would vote for the pedo...
I have popcorn...
And a comfy chair...
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I wish they would televise the party room meetings...
#auspol
The curent insanity, denial, autocannibalism and self destruction exhibited by the COALition should not be this entertaining.
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Having an effective opposition is of profound importance in our system.
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Who am I kidding.
Pass the popcorn.
seriously...
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Just grab the popcorn and watch the carnage...
splat @splat.au · 10d
#USAPOL
The USA has the most powerfull armed forces in world. Everthing is subservient to that.
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The civilian society is there to support the millitary and to provide a recuiting base.
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Musk, Bezos, etc are allowed to play their games as long as the millitary gets what it wants.
splat @splat.au · 10d
#USAPOL
The thing that always puzzles me is that I see a large number posts saying the Republicans are fascists but the Democrats are pathetic.
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It puzzles me.
There are other options.
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USA voters seem to be unable to look past the two party cartel.
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A strong democracy has a plurality of voices.
splat @splat.au · 10d
#usapol
If everyone voted, he would not have gotten in.
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But they didn't and he won the Presidency, the House and the Senate.
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Accept the fact, the democracy has failed.
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You now have a king.
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Bend the knee and swear aligance.
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Or not.
#NoKings
splat @splat.au · 11d
You are dreaming...
Trump will be there forever...
Either in the flesh himself or as a legacy.
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He is establishing a dynasty.
King Donald,
King Donald Jr,
King Donald John III...
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Unless something miraculous happens.
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#NoKings
#usapol
splat @splat.au · 11d
#usapol
Not going to happen.
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Trump owns the house, the senate and SCOTUS...
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You guys are fooling yourselves if you think you have a functional democracy working within a constutional framework.
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That is long gone.
splat @splat.au · 11d
Its not as though Israel has taken any notice of an any outside agency or authority up to now.
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Why would they start behaving humane now when they have proven to be so good at being evil incarnate.
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Why stop now, there are still Palestinians to exterminate.
splat @splat.au · 11d
#usapol
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I am thinking about the Greg Mandel trilogy (book series by Peter F. Hamilton).
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Briefly it is about a post-authoritarian world, after a civil war. The deep anger and desire through out society to find and prosecute the officals from ousted junta.
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So too I think, in a post Trump world.
splat @splat.au · 14d
#auspol
I love the statement "fresh turmoil in the COALition".
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It is symtomatic of fhe failure of the conservative politicians to come to terms with the Australian publics overwhelming rejection.
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Australia does not want your fascist, racist, science denying, bat shit crazy bullshit.
splat @splat.au · 18d
#auspol #housing
I am getting really annoyed with bobbleheads saying there is "no silver bullet" answer to the housing crisis.
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YES THERE IS.
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BUILD MORE SOCIAL HOUSING.
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We are in this mess because governments have promoted the Property Ponzi scheme.
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We need homes not investments.
splat @splat.au · 19d
We need homes for the homeless, not investments.
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You are just adding fuel to the Australian Property Ponzi Scheme.
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Why don't you just build community housing.

##auspol #housing
splat @splat.au · 19d
I think it is so cute, how you guys think that democracy is still alive.
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This weird idea that you will have fair elections in the future.
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The fact that you think you can salvage something from this munted dumpster fire warms the cockles of my heart...
splat @splat.au · 23d
#Nobel #WorldPolitics
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So they awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Venezuela’s opposition leader María Corina Machado.
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It's worth noting that Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot and a lot of other arseholes never got the the Nobel.
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It seems that being an Authoritarian is not the way.
splat @splat.au · 23d
#worldpolitics #gaza
I am sure back in 1783 there were people saying "there is no future Independent American Republic involving the Sons of Liberty".
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They were violent terrorists.
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One man's terrorist is another's patriot.
splat @splat.au · 24d
#auspol
Except in Queensland, where the puppets of the fossil fuel industry are at the helm...
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What a joke...
splat @splat.au · 25d
#usapol
It is so cute how you guys think you still have a functional democracy and that there will be midterms...
splat @splat.au · 27d
The problem with antifa is most believe in the rule of law, a constitution, inalienable human rights, justice, equality, freedom.
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And Fascist don't.
splat @splat.au · 27d
If you are anti-antifa you are against the people who are against fascism.
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You are endorsing fascism.
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You are a fascist.
splat @splat.au · 28d
I am sad to say the Rapture has happened, and well, if you are reading this, sorry, you didn't make the cut.
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Yup, there was that something that you did, and well God is forgiving but not that forgiving...
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So you are stuck here with the rest of us.
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But the good news is there will be cake.
splat @splat.au · 29d
#auspol
Every. Fucking. Year.
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The same old winge.
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Queensland doesn't have daylight saving. Multiple timezones make life difficult.
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Wel, news flash.
WA and SA have different time zones and you can cope with that.
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You claim to be erudite, well travelled.
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Just accept the fact.
Move on.
splat @splat.au · Oct 3
#auspol
Andrew Hastie has quit the front bench because nasty Sussssan won't let him set be the Liberal spokesperson on immigration policy.
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Apparently, Hastie wants to emulate the Little-Scottie-From-Marketing tradition of being the minister for everything.
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So he has spat his dummy.
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OH Dinkums
splat @splat.au · Oct 1
#auspol #housing
It's adding fuel to the fire.
BURN BABY BURN.
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You are increasing demand in a supply constrained market.
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You are inflating prices and promoting the Australian Property Ponzi scheme.
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When this bubble pops, it is going to be very, very ugly.
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