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@splat.au
The sound a sock full of custard makes when it hits wet cement...
#usapol
Its like watching a train collision in slow motion. The once great USA is collapsing under the insanity of its demented President.
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Why, oh why, has no one invoked the 25th ?
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Demanding the arrest of Barack Obama must be the last straw, or is the USA truly lost?
Its like watching a train collision in slow motion. The once great USA is collapsing under the insanity of its demented President.
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Why, oh why, has no one invoked the 25th ?
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Demanding the arrest of Barack Obama must be the last straw, or is the USA truly lost?
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
#usapol
Its like watching a train collision in slow motion. The once great USA is collapsing under the insanity of its demented President.
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Why, oh why, has no one invoked the 25th ?
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Demanding the arrest of Barack Obama must be the last straw, or is the USA truly lost?
Its like watching a train collision in slow motion. The once great USA is collapsing under the insanity of its demented President.
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Why, oh why, has no one invoked the 25th ?
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Demanding the arrest of Barack Obama must be the last straw, or is the USA truly lost?
#usapol
My socials are full of angry people ineffectively shaking their metaphorical fists, expressing their outrage.
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“I do not like MAGA and ICE. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
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Its pointless.
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We need to stop protesting and start legally arresting these criminals.
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Nothing less will work.
My socials are full of angry people ineffectively shaking their metaphorical fists, expressing their outrage.
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“I do not like MAGA and ICE. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
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Its pointless.
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We need to stop protesting and start legally arresting these criminals.
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Nothing less will work.
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
#usapol
My socials are full of angry people ineffectively shaking their metaphorical fists, expressing their outrage.
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“I do not like MAGA and ICE. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
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Its pointless.
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We need to stop protesting and start legally arresting these criminals.
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Nothing less will work.
My socials are full of angry people ineffectively shaking their metaphorical fists, expressing their outrage.
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“I do not like MAGA and ICE. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
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Its pointless.
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We need to stop protesting and start legally arresting these criminals.
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Nothing less will work.
#usapol
Why would enemies of the USA need spys to steal state secrets when they can steal the whole country with a corrupt president.
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Way to go Vladimir...
Why would enemies of the USA need spys to steal state secrets when they can steal the whole country with a corrupt president.
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Way to go Vladimir...
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 AM
#usapol
Why would enemies of the USA need spys to steal state secrets when they can steal the whole country with a corrupt president.
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Way to go Vladimir...
Why would enemies of the USA need spys to steal state secrets when they can steal the whole country with a corrupt president.
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Way to go Vladimir...
#auspol
I thought it interesting watching Pauline Hanson's reaction to being asked if she wanted to be PM...
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The reality bites home that she might actually have to deliver on her hateful rhetoric.
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Until now she had been safe, sniping from the sidelines.
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Not that It is something I want.
I thought it interesting watching Pauline Hanson's reaction to being asked if she wanted to be PM...
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The reality bites home that she might actually have to deliver on her hateful rhetoric.
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Until now she had been safe, sniping from the sidelines.
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Not that It is something I want.
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
#auspol
I thought it interesting watching Pauline Hanson's reaction to being asked if she wanted to be PM...
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The reality bites home that she might actually have to deliver on her hateful rhetoric.
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Until now she had been safe, sniping from the sidelines.
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Not that It is something I want.
I thought it interesting watching Pauline Hanson's reaction to being asked if she wanted to be PM...
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The reality bites home that she might actually have to deliver on her hateful rhetoric.
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Until now she had been safe, sniping from the sidelines.
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Not that It is something I want.
#auspol
So a white man throws a bomb (that doesn't go off) into an invasion day rally crowd, mostly first nations, their friends and supporters.
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The language in the press is very muted.
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Now imagine it was a Muslim and a Jewish crowd.
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I reckon the press would go apeshit.
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None of this is ok.
So a white man throws a bomb (that doesn't go off) into an invasion day rally crowd, mostly first nations, their friends and supporters.
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The language in the press is very muted.
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Now imagine it was a Muslim and a Jewish crowd.
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I reckon the press would go apeshit.
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None of this is ok.
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 AM
#auspol
So a white man throws a bomb (that doesn't go off) into an invasion day rally crowd, mostly first nations, their friends and supporters.
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The language in the press is very muted.
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Now imagine it was a Muslim and a Jewish crowd.
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I reckon the press would go apeshit.
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None of this is ok.
So a white man throws a bomb (that doesn't go off) into an invasion day rally crowd, mostly first nations, their friends and supporters.
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The language in the press is very muted.
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Now imagine it was a Muslim and a Jewish crowd.
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I reckon the press would go apeshit.
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None of this is ok.
#usapol
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that Trump would be undone by an off-the-cuff comment by one of his minions that impinged upon 2nd amendment gun owner rights...
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Truth is far stranger than fiction...
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that Trump would be undone by an off-the-cuff comment by one of his minions that impinged upon 2nd amendment gun owner rights...
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Truth is far stranger than fiction...
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 AM
#usapol
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that Trump would be undone by an off-the-cuff comment by one of his minions that impinged upon 2nd amendment gun owner rights...
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Truth is far stranger than fiction...
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that Trump would be undone by an off-the-cuff comment by one of his minions that impinged upon 2nd amendment gun owner rights...
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Truth is far stranger than fiction...
#auspol
#heatwave
#climatechange
So how many people are going to have to die from climate impacts before we as a society accept the existential reality that burning fossil fuels is bad.
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The sad thing is that there are viable, cheaper alternatives, but the vested interests don't want to change.
#heatwave
#climatechange
So how many people are going to have to die from climate impacts before we as a society accept the existential reality that burning fossil fuels is bad.
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The sad thing is that there are viable, cheaper alternatives, but the vested interests don't want to change.
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
#auspol
#heatwave
#climatechange
So how many people are going to have to die from climate impacts before we as a society accept the existential reality that burning fossil fuels is bad.
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The sad thing is that there are viable, cheaper alternatives, but the vested interests don't want to change.
#heatwave
#climatechange
So how many people are going to have to die from climate impacts before we as a society accept the existential reality that burning fossil fuels is bad.
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The sad thing is that there are viable, cheaper alternatives, but the vested interests don't want to change.
#auspol
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
#auspol
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
#usapol
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
#usapol
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
#worldpolitics
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
#worldpolitics
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
#usapol
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
#usapol
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
#USAPOL
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
#USAPOL
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
#usapol
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 AM
#usapol
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
#usapol
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
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There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
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The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
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There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
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The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
#usapol
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
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There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
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The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
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There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
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The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
#usapol #auspol
The potential Greenland invasion by the USA does raise the interesting question of what will the counties of the British Commonwealth do ?
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Specifically, what will India, Canada, Australia and New Zealand do ?
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And what will the world do if simultaneously China invades Taiwan ?
The potential Greenland invasion by the USA does raise the interesting question of what will the counties of the British Commonwealth do ?
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Specifically, what will India, Canada, Australia and New Zealand do ?
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And what will the world do if simultaneously China invades Taiwan ?
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
#auspol
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
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Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
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Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
#auspol
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
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Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
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Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
#usapol
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
#usapol
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
#usapol
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
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..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
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..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
#usapol
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
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..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
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..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
#auspol #climatechange
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
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Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
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_NOT_
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
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Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
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_NOT_
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
#auspol #climatechange
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
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Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
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_NOT_
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
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Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
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_NOT_
#auspol
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
#auspol
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
#auspol #antisemitism #Islamophobia
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
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Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
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Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
#auspol #antisemitism #Islamophobia
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
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Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
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Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
##usapol #auspol
8 days into the new year and the world has gone insane.
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Since when has it been kosher to covet your allies property.
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Since when has piracy on the high seas been ok.
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Since when has it been best practice to kill and lie to you subjects.
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Oh, I forgot, its good to be the king.
8 days into the new year and the world has gone insane.
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Since when has it been kosher to covet your allies property.
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Since when has piracy on the high seas been ok.
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Since when has it been best practice to kill and lie to you subjects.
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Oh, I forgot, its good to be the king.
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM