Sean Burns
@splicedpersonality.bsky.social
Film Critic. Projectionalist.
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Over at the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Gore Verbinski’s GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE.
Review - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
Starring Sam Rockwell, Juno Temple, Michael Peña, Haley Lu Richardson.
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February 15, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Over at the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Gore Verbinski’s GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE.
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Regardless of the merits of “WUTHERING HEIGHTS,” it’s worth noting that it could conceivably earn an Oscar nomination for John Cale.
February 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Regardless of the merits of “WUTHERING HEIGHTS,” it’s worth noting that it could conceivably earn an Oscar nomination for John Cale.
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Final Jeopardy category today is…
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PEOPLE WHO DIED. Make your wagers and we’ll be right back.
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PEOPLE WHO DIED. Make your wagers and we’ll be right back.
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Final Jeopardy category today is…
[chime]
PEOPLE WHO DIED. Make your wagers and we’ll be right back.
[chime]
PEOPLE WHO DIED. Make your wagers and we’ll be right back.
Saw this going around and I hope Ken added that the next day Brian got offed by the very same bikers.
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Saw this going around and I hope Ken added that the next day Brian got offed by the very same bikers.
I was worried because it’s been like fifteen minutes since the last time this guy was publicly fellated. By all means, bring on another tribute!
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I was worried because it’s been like fifteen minutes since the last time this guy was publicly fellated. By all means, bring on another tribute!
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Over at the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed CRIME 101. I have no way of knowing if this movie was written by ChatGPT, but I certainly have my suspicions.
Review - Crime 101
Starring Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Halle Berry, Barry Keoghan.
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February 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Over at the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed CRIME 101. I have no way of knowing if this movie was written by ChatGPT, but I certainly have my suspicions.
THERE GOES THAT HONKYTONK KID
Tyler and The Names - Honky Tonk Kid (Live)
YouTube video by Brett Melican
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February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
THERE GOES THAT HONKYTONK KID
At WBUR this week I talked to Coolidge Breakthrough Artist Harry Lighton about his delightful new “dom-com” PILLION.
With 'Pillion,' writer-director Harry Lighton made a film for himself
“I grew up comfort-watching romantic comedies,” Lighton said. “I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be great if I could comfort-watch a romantic comedy that spoke more to my desires?’”
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February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
At WBUR this week I talked to Coolidge Breakthrough Artist Harry Lighton about his delightful new “dom-com” PILLION.
Never been a big Baz Luhrmann fan but I am very much enjoying his late-career project of trying to make Elvis even gaudier.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Never been a big Baz Luhrmann fan but I am very much enjoying his late-career project of trying to make Elvis even gaudier.
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I vividly remember Bud Cort in M*A*S*H as the nurse Frank Burns blames for someone dying, Cort had one of those expressions of innocence shocked and then corrupted by that whole situation that helped emphasise the ethos of that picture so well.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I vividly remember Bud Cort in M*A*S*H as the nurse Frank Burns blames for someone dying, Cort had one of those expressions of innocence shocked and then corrupted by that whole situation that helped emphasise the ethos of that picture so well.
At WBUR this week I reviewed Emerald Fennell’s thrillingly adolescent WUTHERING HEIGHTS.
Emerald Fennell's unsubtle 'Wuthering Heights' intertwines love and death
Starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi, the baroquely stylized film doesn’t stick strictly to Emily Brontë's story, "but even its deviations feel true to the doomy spirit of the prose," reviews WBUR ...
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February 11, 2026 at 11:39 AM
At WBUR this week I reviewed Emerald Fennell’s thrillingly adolescent WUTHERING HEIGHTS.
My commute this morning.
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
My commute this morning.
New Tyler and the Names video by Brett and Ren. Love the GOODFELLAS title cards.
Tyler and The Names - North Star (Live)
YouTube video by Brett Melican
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February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
New Tyler and the Names video by Brett and Ren. Love the GOODFELLAS title cards.
See Cliff Booth the way you’ve never seen him before… in GlaucomaVision!
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
See Cliff Booth the way you’ve never seen him before… in GlaucomaVision!
I don’t follow football but I’m happy to hear that Robert Kraft is having a terrible day.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I don’t follow football but I’m happy to hear that Robert Kraft is having a terrible day.
The Somerville Theatre has had this 70mm print of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER since September and there’s not a scratch or a speck of dirt on it. Flawless presentation.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The Somerville Theatre has had this 70mm print of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER since September and there’s not a scratch or a speck of dirt on it. Flawless presentation.
Football-free SAFE space.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Football-free SAFE space.
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Every ad with a celebrity is actually an ad for Tom Cruise because I think about how he wouldn’t do that
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Every ad with a celebrity is actually an ad for Tom Cruise because I think about how he wouldn’t do that
Over at the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Luc Besson's DRACULA.
Review - Dracula
Starring Caleb Landry Jones, Christoph Waltz, Zoë Bleu, Matilda De Angelis.
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February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Over at the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Luc Besson's DRACULA.
Just watched this and I agree with everything Gene and Lily say in their wonderful write-up. An astounding film about America and all its broken promises. Do yourself a favor.
Thankfully, for this week, Le Cínema Club is hosting for free an online screening of one of our Top Ten films of 2025, Alexander Horwath's brilliant video essay, Henry Fonda for President! Our full review for @ink19.bsky.social is here: ink19.com/2025/07/maga...
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HENRY FONDA FOR PRESIDENT a film by ALEXANDER HORWATH.
A free, curated platform streaming one film every week.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Just watched this and I agree with everything Gene and Lily say in their wonderful write-up. An astounding film about America and all its broken promises. Do yourself a favor.
At the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I also reviewed Charli xcx’s brat mockumentary THE MOMENT.
Review - The Moment
Starring Charli xcx, Alexander Skarsgård, Rosanna Arquette, Hailey Benton Gates.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
At the new Spliced Personality Substack this week I also reviewed Charli xcx’s brat mockumentary THE MOMENT.
The first movie I reviewed for the new Spliced Personality Substack is A POET, a bruisingly funny Colombian film that opens today at the AMC Boston Common, of all places.
Review - A Poet
Starring Ubeimar Rios, Rebeca Andrade, Guillermo Cardona, Alisson Correa.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The first movie I reviewed for the new Spliced Personality Substack is A POET, a bruisingly funny Colombian film that opens today at the AMC Boston Common, of all places.
So I'm hanging out a shingle in newsletter land. Two reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. As Alfred E. Neuman would say, "Cheap!" Details below.
Introducing the Spliced Personality Substack
“Two reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. Cheap!”
splicedpersonality.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 AM
So I'm hanging out a shingle in newsletter land. Two reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. As Alfred E. Neuman would say, "Cheap!" Details below.