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Oh now Mulder is gone too?! I can't even keep fictional friends around.
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 AM
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I saw someone call this "the lesbian monster" and now I'm unable to think of any other name for it
January 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I hope 2026 is the year someone will match my freak.

My freak being affection, attention, kindness, devotion, and honesty.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I bet if I tried really hard I could just kinda melt into the carpet and disappear
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Rang in the new year watching the X-Files and playing Final Fantasy. 2026 my ass. All of the best stuff came from the 90s.
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The chance to say "happy new year!" first comes only once a year and like usual I'm coming in early.
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Started working on a new song. Ignore the ai slop video I stole from Instagram.
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Was having a nice dream for once and then I was here again
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My most listened to albums over the last 20 years according to last.fm

Looks pretty good. There's a few on there that I'm confused about and I know my stats weren't getting recorded for quite a while, but whatever. Here it is.
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
When did getting pissed off, sending a shitty text, and then not reading your messages for the rest of the day become a thing people think is acceptable behavior?

It's childlike. Stop trying to "win" a disagreement and start trying to resolve it.
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hey Google show me pictures of Taylor Swift in Cats but with the butthole showing
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Peeee peeeee :-(
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 O Voice Clips
YouTube video by NintendoTV64
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December 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Consistency, honesty, patience, and trustworthiness. Still looking, I guess.
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Was playing a game, got to the second to last boss and the tedious bullshit just got to be toooooo much. Gave it the old alt+f4, right click, uninstall before I even knew what I was doing. This is why I can't have a gun.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
All of the stores around me are mysteriously out of white monster packs. So I had to buy a variety pack. I've tried pink and orange. Nah. Not working for me. My white trash goth gamer genes won't let me enjoy anything but the white one. That's just how it is. Is this a metaphor?
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Grok, do they really do this?
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
As usual, blerd.
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That was confusing. I pulled up to Dominos, Type O Negative playing in my car. I go inside and hear Type O playing in the kitchen of the pizza place. Doesn't seem like a thing that would ever happen again.
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
All I do is watch X-File and lie in bed
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Happy Christmas ya filthy animal
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I didn't know Hideo was cool like that.
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM