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Split-Heart / Alice
@splitxheart.bsky.social
Professionally depressed - she/her♐ | demi-bi ✝️| [GER/ENG] - art/games/tea🍵 - spawned 1990🇦🇹
No minors plz🔞 - its for your own good 🫰
No AI / No NFT / No HATE / No Elon
Fandoms: #TheLegendofZelda #FF7 #FFXIV #Bloodborne #DarkSouls and a bunch more
#ffxiv I have a serious question, because I had a dream.
How is damage calculated, if PLD1 is covering a teammate, then mitigates and that PLD is then again covered by PLD2 who ALSO mitigates?

Does that even work?🤔
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
My #woloc Rayon's favourite form of healing?
Acupuncture cactus bed of course!
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Story time: Mom breeds various #birds and one species recently hatched an egg, but the sibling eggs were too fresh, so we decided to incubate them. One hatched yesterday - another species also has fresh hatchlings.
We decided to sneakily put incu-baby amongst the other babies, mission was a success!
a man with glasses says i can t believe that worked
ALT: a man with glasses says i can t believe that worked
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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i just think they would uhhhhhh get along pretty well :3c #ffxiv #ffxivfanart #crystalexarch #haurchefantgreystone
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My bunny #woloc Rayon is continuing to live his best life in #ffxiv as both Oizya and the Valention event treat him with lovely sabotenders. 🌵💗
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
My stupid ass covernment is considering cutting on Latin classes in school but boost AI classes instead… they ACTIVELY want to make kids dumber and work less on the basis of exploiting other peoples‘ work!! I want to punch them all HARD!!!!!!! 🤜💥🇦🇹💦
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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A Korean friend said the aggressive sexualization of heavyweight men is what protected the KR players from getting spoiled online
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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tyrant driving beautiful princess pomb around before raid reset nothing to see here

#thetyrant #arcadion
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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The British Museum posted Al slop and quietly deleted it. Here's what it was and why it matters.

#archaeology🏺#musuem #culture #heritage #history
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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🌌 zenos space adventures
(journey back to eorzea) 🌌
#zenos #ffxiv
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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J. Michael Bailey has been an enemy of queer scholars and queer activists everywhere for the last 30 years man do NOT engage in anything he is involved in
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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유령신랑
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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absolute classic: Mr. Parsemontret
March 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
OMG!!! Look at him!! Omg… this is why we need more helmets with ears!! Omg!!! 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕 #ffxiv
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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So, my comic was stolen by a youtuber who is deleting anyone who comments and mentions that I am the creator. The video has 2.4M views. Any help spreading the word is appreciated!

My og post: www.tumblr.com/bob-artist/8...
The video (for ref; don't give em views): www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqD...
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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If you've never seen a baby behemoth from FFXI, now you have
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🌵<

Bunny says “I live for the pain…”

(Unrelated: My #ffxiv #woloc Rayon probably)
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🍤<

Bunny says “shrimp is. Da best”
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🍵<

Bunny says "I regret picking this up before it cooled down."
January 20, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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🎣💥
January 19, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Me after a good meal. *sound on*
youtube.com/shorts/f1RqO...
Alpha Clodsire #animation #pokemon
YouTube video by EnlargedKai
youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Sometimes I ask myself what my dreams are trying to tell me... just stories to keep me entertained while sleeping?
I don't know what to do with the stories either, write them down? Draw? Keep it to myself? Share it? I dunno... and there are so many of them too... brain why?
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 AM