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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 1d

Its "What do you mean the event that's had its start time posted for 24 hours has barely any viewing areas for me when I show up 30 seconds before it begins?" for me. Shockingly most people don't get that if you want things go easier you kinda need to not do it at the last possible millisecond.

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 7d

Shrock? 🥺

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 7d

This is a bug

a gray parrot with a red tail is sitting on a branch

ALT: a gray parrot with a red tail is sitting on a branch

media.tenor.com

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 11d

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 11d

This is honestly the vibe I got from playing Look Outside

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 11d

Photosynthesis

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 13d

150 a month to use a bus??

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 14d

Do you hear it hurgling

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 14d

I skibidi'd my diapies

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 15d

I thought your whole goal was to prevent people from having control

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 18d

Oh dear, this is gonna need some serious treatment. Sit still so I can press the end of this plastic elmo stethoscope against your forehead while making beeping noises with my mouth, it's the only way.

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 21d

That's cute, anyway-

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 21d

I swear, i'm not into the apparent "main draw" of every kink i'm a part of, and instead gravitate towards the lead-up act itself or the vibes/byproducts of the fetish. It's almost like being into foreplay but not sex, why must my brain a cube.

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 22d

Your wish is granted to experience a day of regression but you end up in bed with a headcold while low-volume george lopez plays on a nearby tv

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 26d

Im not part of this class, I just showed up to eat the chalk from your desk and leave, byeeeee

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 26d

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 27d

You'd have to teach some pretty low classes to have me as a student

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 29d

And then the xenomorph drops in wearing a matching diaper

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · 29d

- and other fun lies you can tell your friends!

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Spooky @spookyrat.bsky.social · Sep 10

Yes, although, it's happened enough that I have the reverse problem where I check my chair all the time since i'll shift in my seat and touch the warm body-heated section of my chair with a new part of my body and momentary freak out thinking I leaked everywhere.