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Spooky J. Weaselbones

@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social

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Undead Weasel, sometimes a puppet, always a scoundrel For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23d

Men fear me
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 2d

First two jacks of the season

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 5d

america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 6d

If you’re making a scrappy cheap special effects movie, consider 16. There are many cameras still out there with crystal sync motors and any other whizz-bang you may need. And it probably won’t fuck your budget nearly as bad as you think.

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 6d

Unpopular opinion: the affordability of excellent cameras has ruined cheap movies

Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 11d

Writers be like “so it’s about this writer…”

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 12d

If you’re looking for a REAL example of homophobia look no further than the negative reviews for Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin

I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14d

They made the theme song for Unwrapped by downloading a sample pack called “Latin Horn Flourishes” and just played them all in order

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18d

How do I get that job where you just go with a small camera crew to a factory and pretend to be surprised that things are made in large quantities there

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18d

The “I took a career placement quiz and complained that the computer wouldn’t let me answer ‘scream in the baby’s face’ to every question” to right wing podcaster pipeline

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 19d

American fascists in movies: Statuesque well-spoken Svengali

American fascists in real life: “okay, what if an alcoholic little league coach got ‘The Fly’d’ with a blobfish, and we put Nathan Fielder in charge of teaching it to be charismatic.”

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20d

I just tried a real macchiato for the first time and ended up coughing like a teen in a movie pretending it’s not his first time smoking a cigarette

Tasty though

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 21d

aaaaand nowwwwww iiiittt’s…..

SPRINGTIME

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23d

Men fear me
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest

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SCRUFFY🌎🐾 @scruffyseawolf.bsky.social · 29d

overlap

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 12

My favorite thing about my name is it sounds like what a farmer in a 1950s b-movie would say if they saw me.

"Spooky Jumpin' Weaselbones! Did you see that ugly son of a gun?"

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 10

♫ "Ooooo weeeee oooo I look just like Robert Z'dar" ♫

"Actually the lyrics go 'Buddy Holly'"

"You can look like Buddy Holly if you want to, chump, I'm gonna be Robert Z'dar"

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 9

Trump famously stiffs or shorts everyone, but I’ve always assumed Epstein got his full fee every time

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 9

No wrong answers here but toon Kah would be a hoot

Also I could throw some bucks at you to try out your toon chops on yours truly!

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 6

Turn the tru motion off in the airbnb it makes up for the bad karma from using airbnb

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 5

The only time you're allowed to say something nice about Graham Linehan is if you immediately follow it with "For me to poop on!" in the voice of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m not a dyed in the wool horror fan, but I’ve been pulled into that world because of being a Skelletin Pupitt and the thing I’ve learned is that within the world of horror movies is this treasure trove of incredibly creative bonkers nonsense. Return of the Living Dead has Peewee’s Playhouse energy

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 4

It’s the choreographic version of a memory leak

Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 4

When song lyrics instruct you to move “to the left” and “to the right” but they don’t have an even number of “rights” and “lefts” and you slowly drift away from your starting coordinates.

Unacceptable.

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 1

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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)

YouTube video by ParticleMen

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · Sep 1

I fucking hate posting politics on my fucking weasel puppet account.

Look: I will vote any way I have to to try and hold back fascism. But I can’t tell my trans friends to vote for Charlie Kirk’s podcast cohost. I just can’t. The nomination process isn’t for years! Why are we acting like it’s over?

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