Spooky J. Weaselbones
@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
Undead Weasel, sometimes a puppet, always a scoundrel
For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]
For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]
Pinned
(Pretending to keep up with you in a drinking contest but I’m actually slamming shots of maple syrup, though, in fairness, the amount I’ve had would kill you)
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 AM
(Pretending to keep up with you in a drinking contest but I’m actually slamming shots of maple syrup, though, in fairness, the amount I’ve had would kill you)
Scientist: “We have to shut down the machine! Your crows feet are reaching dangerous levels!”
Greg Bovino: “We don’t stop until they go past my EARS!”
Greg Bovino: “We don’t stop until they go past my EARS!”
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Scientist: “We have to shut down the machine! Your crows feet are reaching dangerous levels!”
Greg Bovino: “We don’t stop until they go past my EARS!”
Greg Bovino: “We don’t stop until they go past my EARS!”
Face reveal. Wrong answers only
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Face reveal. Wrong answers only
It’s not Co you Heed, it’s Cam you Bria.
January 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It’s not Co you Heed, it’s Cam you Bria.
Q: Why aren’t Minnesotans rioting and escalating in response to ICE?
A: All the right wing stooges who would usually do that were unavailable. They’re in ICE.
A: All the right wing stooges who would usually do that were unavailable. They’re in ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Q: Why aren’t Minnesotans rioting and escalating in response to ICE?
A: All the right wing stooges who would usually do that were unavailable. They’re in ICE.
A: All the right wing stooges who would usually do that were unavailable. They’re in ICE.
Me: “you should change it to, ‘if laughter be the food of dance, fuck off.’”
William Shakespeare: “No.”
William Shakespeare: “No.”
January 20, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Me: “you should change it to, ‘if laughter be the food of dance, fuck off.’”
William Shakespeare: “No.”
William Shakespeare: “No.”
People perfectly hiding their southern accent, when suddenly they say “Nintindo”
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
People perfectly hiding their southern accent, when suddenly they say “Nintindo”
Someone said my review of Lost Boys (1987) sounded AI generated and now I want to fucking throw myself off a radio tower
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Someone said my review of Lost Boys (1987) sounded AI generated and now I want to fucking throw myself off a radio tower
Absolutely fucked that paying off debt makes your credit score go down. Experian is basically your YOLO college friend.
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Absolutely fucked that paying off debt makes your credit score go down. Experian is basically your YOLO college friend.
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
“Yeah, sure, your student loans are paid off. But are you really LIVING??? -50 pts.”
New Spooky Weaselbones just drooped
You heard me
You heard me
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
New Spooky Weaselbones just drooped
You heard me
You heard me
Hey guys I found my tack hammer so I was finally able to smash my drawing hand like a tea saucer and then draw this
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Hey guys I found my tack hammer so I was finally able to smash my drawing hand like a tea saucer and then draw this
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Remember to get your daily snack!
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Remember to get your daily snack!
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy MILLENNIAL
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy MILLENNIAL
Abstinence didn’t work for Mary of Nazareth #justsaying
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Abstinence didn’t work for Mary of Nazareth #justsaying
Question: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Question: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
Answer: never bring doctrine to a vibe fight.
Me: that guy was totally hitting on me
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: that guy was totally hitting on me
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
“Magistrate prevents Gendarmerie from sending Edmond Dantés back to Chateau D’If for the eleventh time”
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Magistrate prevents Gendarmerie from sending Edmond Dantés back to Chateau D’If for the eleventh time”
Interior decorating for straight men!
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Interior decorating for straight men!
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
Bojack Horseman writers will be like “nobody but nobody messes with Slowpoke Tortarelli!”
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bojack Horseman writers will be like “nobody but nobody messes with Slowpoke Tortarelli!”
Progress vid on re-building the Waldo
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Progress vid on re-building the Waldo
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
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Reposted by Spooky J. Weaselbones
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk