Spooky J. Weaselbones
@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
Undead Weasel, sometimes a puppet, always a scoundrel
For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]
For booking/press inquiries please contact [email protected]
Pinned
Men fear me
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
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Reposted by Spooky J. Weaselbones
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
Putin: Let’s play medieval times! I’ll be king, and you’ll be the boy who carries around a bucket of shit.
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Putin: Let’s play medieval times! I’ll be king, and you’ll be the boy who carries around a bucket of shit.
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
But this could be ANY Donald
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
But this could be ANY Donald
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Eraserhead baby labubu
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Eraserhead baby labubu
“Final item is an eye test, please read the top line on the card.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
“Final item is an eye test, please read the top line on the card.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
Month changed.
FUCKS sake
FUCKS sake
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Month changed.
FUCKS sake
FUCKS sake
CANCEL YOUR WEDDING (if it's happening in the next few hours
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
POST-HALLOWEEN HANG WITH LUCY, SKIP, AND SPOOKY!! (SCARE-A-THON 2025)
Celebrate the close of the scary season with Lucy Ba'al, Spooky Weaselbones, and Skip Redstone as we wrap up SCARE-A-THON 2025, benefiting the INTERNATIONAL RESCUE COMMITTEE! (details below)
Lucy, Sp...
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November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
CANCEL YOUR WEDDING (if it's happening in the next few hours
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
With the black light on and off
I don’t think I could ever choose
I don’t think I could ever choose
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
With the black light on and off
I don’t think I could ever choose
I don’t think I could ever choose
Get the fuck ready for #halloween #funfacts 2025
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Get the fuck ready for #halloween #funfacts 2025
"Hey maybe World's Biggest Slave-Owner Memorial Highschool isn't a great name"
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Hey maybe World's Biggest Slave-Owner Memorial Highschool isn't a great name"
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics
First two jacks of the season
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
First two jacks of the season
america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry
Unpopular opinion: the affordability of excellent cameras has ruined cheap movies
Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.
Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Unpopular opinion: the affordability of excellent cameras has ruined cheap movies
Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.
Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.
Writers be like “so it’s about this writer…”
October 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Writers be like “so it’s about this writer…”
If you’re looking for a REAL example of homophobia look no further than the negative reviews for Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin
I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm
I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you’re looking for a REAL example of homophobia look no further than the negative reviews for Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin
I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm
I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm
They made the theme song for Unwrapped by downloading a sample pack called “Latin Horn Flourishes” and just played them all in order
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
They made the theme song for Unwrapped by downloading a sample pack called “Latin Horn Flourishes” and just played them all in order
How do I get that job where you just go with a small camera crew to a factory and pretend to be surprised that things are made in large quantities there
September 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
How do I get that job where you just go with a small camera crew to a factory and pretend to be surprised that things are made in large quantities there