Sylvi
@spyingmaid.bsky.social
And extraordinary maid who probably knows more of your information than you do...
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"Hello. Sylvi from Hippity Hoppity Cleaning here. I'll leave the site spotless."
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
"...Peta is being horny on main on the other app. Good for them, good for them."
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"...Peta is being horny on main on the other app. Good for them, good for them."
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
...It's kind of terrifying to realize that somebody as deadpan as Sylvi could be thinking any number of down horrendous thoughts without showing the slightest sign...
"Hippity Hoppity, these cleaning supplies are company property. Please stop trying to take them for your own stockpile."
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Hippity Hoppity, these cleaning supplies are company property. Please stop trying to take them for your own stockpile."
"...Dear employer, please stand back. If I didn't notice you, I could have ended up stepping on your face."
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"...Dear employer, please stand back. If I didn't notice you, I could have ended up stepping on your face."
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
Happy #WagonWednesday, folks.
"I suppose I wouldn't mind, in that case. Though that is still dependent on us frequently encountering each other, enough to become friends."
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
Well...rejection was always a possibility! Though the greenette thought this through for a moment...
"So what you're saying is....If we knew each other more, you'd like to?"
She asks, a little sparkle in her eyes as she waits for an answer.
"So what you're saying is....If we knew each other more, you'd like to?"
She asks, a little sparkle in her eyes as she waits for an answer.
"No thank you."
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I suppose I wouldn't mind, in that case. Though that is still dependent on us frequently encountering each other, enough to become friends."
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
Sayori's certainly going to have a challenge on her hands, getting close to this maid...
"Dear employer, #TittyTuesday is not officially recognized by Hippity Hoppity Cleaning. Modifying the uniform to show more skin costs extra on Tuesday just like it does every other day of the week."
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Dear employer, #TittyTuesday is not officially recognized by Hippity Hoppity Cleaning. Modifying the uniform to show more skin costs extra on Tuesday just like it does every other day of the week."
She may not be showing it, but Sylvi is burning with road rage right now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
She may not be showing it, but Sylvi is burning with road rage right now.
"Hm? #MaidMonday? You mean the start of my work week?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Hm? #MaidMonday? You mean the start of my work week?"
"No thank you."
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
I'd love to be able to hang out whenever you're free from work!~ Maybe you'll even find something you like doing?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"No thank you."
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
Oh. Instant rejection. ...Not that it should be too surprising.
"I don't make a habit of giving out my personal contact information to strangers. Please don't take it personally, but we've only just met."
Sylvi is in a line of work where personal safety is constantly on her mind.
Blink.
If Sylvi didn't have such a deadpan attitude all the time, she'd probably be making a funny face while thinking.
"...That is an excellent question. I suppose I'm not an enthusiastic person about anything."
If Sylvi didn't have such a deadpan attitude all the time, she'd probably be making a funny face while thinking.
"...That is an excellent question. I suppose I'm not an enthusiastic person about anything."
Thankfully Sayori wasn't trying to push too hard....She was just interested in befriending the maid!
"Ooh....Now you've got me curious!~ What sort of stuff do you usually find fun?"
"Ooh....Now you've got me curious!~ What sort of stuff do you usually find fun?"
"Any work worth doing is worth doing well."
The secret extra work that really makes her a hard worker can stay a secret...
"Fun... No, not really. The work can be satisfying, but not fun. Though I suppose certain clients are amusing."
The secret extra work that really makes her a hard worker can stay a secret...
"Fun... No, not really. The work can be satisfying, but not fun. Though I suppose certain clients are amusing."
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Blink.
If Sylvi didn't have such a deadpan attitude all the time, she'd probably be making a funny face while thinking.
"...That is an excellent question. I suppose I'm not an enthusiastic person about anything."
If Sylvi didn't have such a deadpan attitude all the time, she'd probably be making a funny face while thinking.
"...That is an excellent question. I suppose I'm not an enthusiastic person about anything."
"Any work worth doing is worth doing well."
The secret extra work that really makes her a hard worker can stay a secret...
"Fun... No, not really. The work can be satisfying, but not fun. Though I suppose certain clients are amusing."
The secret extra work that really makes her a hard worker can stay a secret...
"Fun... No, not really. The work can be satisfying, but not fun. Though I suppose certain clients are amusing."
"It sounds like a lot of thought goes into it...You must be a really hard worker, right?"
The greenette would smile at the maid, happy to hear about the kind of work she did!
"Do you end up having fun with it overall?"
The greenette would smile at the maid, happy to hear about the kind of work she did!
"Do you end up having fun with it overall?"
"It has difficult moments, but most of it is fairly simple with the right supplies and regular upkeep. The worst trouble comes when a location has not been properly cleaned in an extended time."
It's certainly a time investment, though her regular clients are nice and easy.
It's certainly a time investment, though her regular clients are nice and easy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Any work worth doing is worth doing well."
The secret extra work that really makes her a hard worker can stay a secret...
"Fun... No, not really. The work can be satisfying, but not fun. Though I suppose certain clients are amusing."
The secret extra work that really makes her a hard worker can stay a secret...
"Fun... No, not really. The work can be satisfying, but not fun. Though I suppose certain clients are amusing."
"It has difficult moments, but most of it is fairly simple with the right supplies and regular upkeep. The worst trouble comes when a location has not been properly cleaned in an extended time."
It's certainly a time investment, though her regular clients are nice and easy.
It's certainly a time investment, though her regular clients are nice and easy.
"Oh!"
Sayori laughs a bit, realizing how obvious it should've been...
"Is working as a maid super hard? I think the closest I've ever gotten to that is dressing up..."
Sayori laughs a bit, realizing how obvious it should've been...
"Is working as a maid super hard? I think the closest I've ever gotten to that is dressing up..."
"...I am a maid."
Just... Swishing the dress and flapping the apron a bit to illustrate her statement.
"One of our company's most frequent clients is in this area."
Just... Swishing the dress and flapping the apron a bit to illustrate her statement.
"One of our company's most frequent clients is in this area."
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"It has difficult moments, but most of it is fairly simple with the right supplies and regular upkeep. The worst trouble comes when a location has not been properly cleaned in an extended time."
It's certainly a time investment, though her regular clients are nice and easy.
It's certainly a time investment, though her regular clients are nice and easy.
"...I am a maid."
Just... Swishing the dress and flapping the apron a bit to illustrate her statement.
"One of our company's most frequent clients is in this area."
Just... Swishing the dress and flapping the apron a bit to illustrate her statement.
"One of our company's most frequent clients is in this area."
"What sort of career do you have? It sounds like it must be super interesting!"
Maybe Sayori was just a little too used to getting stares because of her hair...It never really bothered her all that much.
Maybe Sayori was just a little too used to getting stares because of her hair...It never really bothered her all that much.
"Not particularly nearby. Though my career brings me to this area quite a lot."
Lifting one person drew a few stares already. Two might raise some concern. Anybody could be spontaneously lifted by the maid...
Lifting one person drew a few stares already. Two might raise some concern. Anybody could be spontaneously lifted by the maid...
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"...I am a maid."
Just... Swishing the dress and flapping the apron a bit to illustrate her statement.
"One of our company's most frequent clients is in this area."
Just... Swishing the dress and flapping the apron a bit to illustrate her statement.
"One of our company's most frequent clients is in this area."
"Not particularly nearby. Though my career brings me to this area quite a lot."
Lifting one person drew a few stares already. Two might raise some concern. Anybody could be spontaneously lifted by the maid...
Lifting one person drew a few stares already. Two might raise some concern. Anybody could be spontaneously lifted by the maid...
"Oooh...That's a cute nickname!"
The greenette probably wouldn't understand why people would've given her such looks...But that's besides the point right now, she's made a new friend!
"It's nice to meet you, Sylvi!~ Do you live around here?"
The greenette probably wouldn't understand why people would've given her such looks...But that's besides the point right now, she's made a new friend!
"It's nice to meet you, Sylvi!~ Do you live around here?"
Good, she doesn't have to hold Sayori up too long. She has the strength for it, but she got weird looks for it earlier.
"Thank you. I am Svanhild, though Sylvi seems to be easier for everybody to remember and pronounce."
"Thank you. I am Svanhild, though Sylvi seems to be easier for everybody to remember and pronounce."
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Not particularly nearby. Though my career brings me to this area quite a lot."
Lifting one person drew a few stares already. Two might raise some concern. Anybody could be spontaneously lifted by the maid...
Lifting one person drew a few stares already. Two might raise some concern. Anybody could be spontaneously lifted by the maid...
A bit of Viking ancestry in the maid?
More likely than you might think.
More likely than you might think.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A bit of Viking ancestry in the maid?
More likely than you might think.
More likely than you might think.
Good, she doesn't have to hold Sayori up too long. She has the strength for it, but she got weird looks for it earlier.
"Thank you. I am Svanhild, though Sylvi seems to be easier for everybody to remember and pronounce."
"Thank you. I am Svanhild, though Sylvi seems to be easier for everybody to remember and pronounce."
She's a little surprised to be lifted up like that!....She's giggling though, she's having fun!
"Got it!~"
Sayori responds as she grabs the pack of gummies.
"My name is Sayori by the way!~ What's yours?"
"Got it!~"
Sayori responds as she grabs the pack of gummies.
"My name is Sayori by the way!~ What's yours?"
"Yes please."
Oh, now it's Sayori's turn to be picked up without warning...
"The bulk pack of melatonin gummies, please."
Oh, now it's Sayori's turn to be picked up without warning...
"The bulk pack of melatonin gummies, please."
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Good, she doesn't have to hold Sayori up too long. She has the strength for it, but she got weird looks for it earlier.
"Thank you. I am Svanhild, though Sylvi seems to be easier for everybody to remember and pronounce."
"Thank you. I am Svanhild, though Sylvi seems to be easier for everybody to remember and pronounce."
"Yes please."
Oh, now it's Sayori's turn to be picked up without warning...
"The bulk pack of melatonin gummies, please."
Oh, now it's Sayori's turn to be picked up without warning...
"The bulk pack of melatonin gummies, please."
Sayori never did understand why people made such high shelves....
"Do...you need a hand?"
"Do...you need a hand?"
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
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HOP!
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"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
Hop.
Hop.
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HOP!
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"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Yes please."
Oh, now it's Sayori's turn to be picked up without warning...
"The bulk pack of melatonin gummies, please."
Oh, now it's Sayori's turn to be picked up without warning...
"The bulk pack of melatonin gummies, please."
"Yes, those. Any color will do. There isn't a real difference between the Scrub Brother and Scrub Sister versions."
Getting dangerously close to real world products-
Ahem.
She'll put Wendy back down as soon as she's grabbed them.
Getting dangerously close to real world products-
Ahem.
She'll put Wendy back down as soon as she's grabbed them.
"W-wah!?"
There's a little kicking, but it's mainly from the surprise.
"U-um, these ones?"
Picking up a couple of the packages...five of them she said?
There's a little kicking, but it's mainly from the surprise.
"U-um, these ones?"
Picking up a couple of the packages...five of them she said?
"Yes please."
Oh, she's just immediately picking Wendy up by the waist and lifting her. Surprisingly strong...
"The Scrub Face cleaning sponges, please. I need five."
Oh, she's just immediately picking Wendy up by the waist and lifting her. Surprisingly strong...
"The Scrub Face cleaning sponges, please. I need five."
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Yes, those. Any color will do. There isn't a real difference between the Scrub Brother and Scrub Sister versions."
Getting dangerously close to real world products-
Ahem.
She'll put Wendy back down as soon as she's grabbed them.
Getting dangerously close to real world products-
Ahem.
She'll put Wendy back down as soon as she's grabbed them.
"Yes please."
Oh, she's just immediately picking Wendy up by the waist and lifting her. Surprisingly strong...
"The Scrub Face cleaning sponges, please. I need five."
Oh, she's just immediately picking Wendy up by the waist and lifting her. Surprisingly strong...
"The Scrub Face cleaning sponges, please. I need five."
Maybe she should help...somehow.
"Um..."
She's looking up at the shelf...
"Do...erm...do you need help...?"
"Um..."
She's looking up at the shelf...
"Do...erm...do you need help...?"
She will be. Whoever decided to stock shelves that can only be reached by people over six feet tall may not be if Sylvi gets her hands on them.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Yes please."
Oh, she's just immediately picking Wendy up by the waist and lifting her. Surprisingly strong...
"The Scrub Face cleaning sponges, please. I need five."
Oh, she's just immediately picking Wendy up by the waist and lifting her. Surprisingly strong...
"The Scrub Face cleaning sponges, please. I need five."
She will be. Whoever decided to stock shelves that can only be reached by people over six feet tall may not be if Sylvi gets her hands on them.
Blinking. Is...is she going to be ok?
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
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HOP!
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"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
Hop.
Hop.
...
HOP!
...
"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
She will be. Whoever decided to stock shelves that can only be reached by people over six feet tall may not be if Sylvi gets her hands on them.
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
...
HOP!
...
"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
Hop.
Hop.
...
HOP!
...
"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hop.
Hop.
Hop.
...
HOP!
...
"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
Hop.
Hop.
...
HOP!
...
"Curse whoever decided stores need such high shelves."
"I am under a contractual obligation to advertise Hippity Hoppity Cleaning's 'Bunny Hop Special'. For a twenty percent increase in your total bill, your maid will wear a bunnysuit instead."
#SeductiveSunday calls for... An attempt to milk more cash out of the customers.
"Yay, capitalism."
#SeductiveSunday calls for... An attempt to milk more cash out of the customers.
"Yay, capitalism."
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"I am under a contractual obligation to advertise Hippity Hoppity Cleaning's 'Bunny Hop Special'. For a twenty percent increase in your total bill, your maid will wear a bunnysuit instead."
#SeductiveSunday calls for... An attempt to milk more cash out of the customers.
"Yay, capitalism."
#SeductiveSunday calls for... An attempt to milk more cash out of the customers.
"Yay, capitalism."
"Hello. Sylvi from Hippity Hoppity Cleaning here. I'll leave the site spotless."
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Hello. Sylvi from Hippity Hoppity Cleaning here. I'll leave the site spotless."
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.
#OCRP #MVRP
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark/Mature themes always possible, minors turn away immediately.