John Deardurff
@sqlmct.bsky.social
Microsoft Certified Trainer (MCT), SQL Skills Blackbelt, 5X Fantasy Baseball Champion, and Reader of Books. https://sqlmct.com/
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Looking for a speaker for your user group or community event? Here is a list of my most recent SQL presentations.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
SQL Server 2016 is fast approaching end-of-support, making modernization a priority for security, compliance, and performance. The new SSMS 22 Migration Component simplifies upgrading to SQL Server 2025. Find out more: sqlmct.com/upgrade-to-s...
Upgrade with the SSMS 22 Migration Component
Upgrade to SQL Server 2025 with SSMS Migration Component. Simplify your migration and enhance performance seamlessly.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
SQL Server 2016 is fast approaching end-of-support, making modernization a priority for security, compliance, and performance. The new SSMS 22 Migration Component simplifies upgrading to SQL Server 2025. Find out more: sqlmct.com/upgrade-to-s...
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It’s my jingle bell rock.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It’s my jingle bell rock.
This Thanksgiving I will try not to make any puns at the dinner table, but I'm not sure I can quit cold Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This Thanksgiving I will try not to make any puns at the dinner table, but I'm not sure I can quit cold Turkey.
Now I kind of want a 3D chicken strip printer! #Campbells
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Now I kind of want a 3D chicken strip printer! #Campbells
I was at the store shopping for a small frozen turkey. A lady across the aisle asked, "Do you think these get bigger?". I replied, "Probably not as they are all frozen and probably dead."
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I was at the store shopping for a small frozen turkey. A lady across the aisle asked, "Do you think these get bigger?". I replied, "Probably not as they are all frozen and probably dead."
I'm old enough to remember when Black Friday was only on Friday.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'm old enough to remember when Black Friday was only on Friday.
I heard the lead singer of Metallica officiated the wedding of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. He was the Pastor of Muppets.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I heard the lead singer of Metallica officiated the wedding of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. He was the Pastor of Muppets.
I will always love Shota! @cubsbot.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLz_...
Shōta Imanaga: "Go Cubs Go"
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November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I will always love Shota! @cubsbot.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLz_...
The wait is over! SQL Server 2025 is officially here, and it’s more than just another version. Find out more: sqlmct.com/sql-server-2... #sqlserver2025
SQL Server 2025 is Officially Here!
SQL Server 2025 is officially here! Discover its exciting features and how it revolutionizes business and developer experiences.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The wait is over! SQL Server 2025 is officially here, and it’s more than just another version. Find out more: sqlmct.com/sql-server-2... #sqlserver2025
Me: I need to upload a 7.4GB file.
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space.
Me: I know, that is why I need more storage.
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space!
Me: I know, that is why... oh wait... 😳
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space.
Me: I know, that is why I need more storage.
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space!
Me: I know, that is why... oh wait... 😳
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me: I need to upload a 7.4GB file.
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space.
Me: I know, that is why I need more storage.
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space!
Me: I know, that is why... oh wait... 😳
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space.
Me: I know, that is why I need more storage.
Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space!
Me: I know, that is why... oh wait... 😳
A key configuration step if you are upgrading to SQL Server 2025 is to actually hit the button that is marked "Install". Follow me for these and other professional tech tips.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A key configuration step if you are upgrading to SQL Server 2025 is to actually hit the button that is marked "Install". Follow me for these and other professional tech tips.
Dive into the Microsoft Ignite 2025 Book of News for instant access to all major announcements and updates, enhanced with an interactive Table of Contents and global translation features. news.microsoft.com/ignite-2025-...
Microsoft Ignite 2025 Book of News
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November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dive into the Microsoft Ignite 2025 Book of News for instant access to all major announcements and updates, enhanced with an interactive Table of Contents and global translation features. news.microsoft.com/ignite-2025-...
Upgrade to #SQLServer2025 with #SSMS22 Migration Component: An Upgrade Assistant to identify blockers, checks for breaking changes, discontinued features, and recommendations for replacements like #Fabric Mirroring. Find out more today: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/microso...
Easily upgrade to SQL Server 2025 with confidence
Easily upgrade to SQL Server 2025 with confidence. Use hybrid and migration component in SQL Server Management Studio to assess readiness for SQL Server...
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November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Upgrade to #SQLServer2025 with #SSMS22 Migration Component: An Upgrade Assistant to identify blockers, checks for breaking changes, discontinued features, and recommendations for replacements like #Fabric Mirroring. Find out more today: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/microso...
I just spent 45 minutes reorganizing the magnets on my refrigerator. Follow me for more tips on managing OCD.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I just spent 45 minutes reorganizing the magnets on my refrigerator. Follow me for more tips on managing OCD.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
We all knew the country stopped making cents! 😂 apnews.com/article/us-m...
US Mint presses final pennies as production ends after more than 230 years
The U.S. has ended production of the penny. The last 1-cent coins were made Wednesday at the mint in Philadelphia.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
We all knew the country stopped making cents! 😂 apnews.com/article/us-m...
SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) 22 is now Generally Available (GA)!!! 🥳 techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) 22 is now Generally Available (GA)!!! 🥳 techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall AOL that will give you 500 free hours of dialup.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall AOL that will give you 500 free hours of dialup.
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New article: The New JSON Index in #SQLServer 2025 www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip... #sqlserver2025 cc @sqlwaldorf.bsky.social it works! And hat tip to @dhma.ch for the suggestion to use JSON_CONTAINS
The New JSON Index in SQL Server 2025
Explore how to create and use a JSON index in SQL Server to improve query performance for tables that store JSON data.
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November 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
New article: The New JSON Index in #SQLServer 2025 www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip... #sqlserver2025 cc @sqlwaldorf.bsky.social it works! And hat tip to @dhma.ch for the suggestion to use JSON_CONTAINS
50 days of Fabric starts on November 4th! Don’t miss your chance to gain practical experience from experts and connect with a global community of experts. #Fabric powerbi.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/a...
Advance your career in Data & AI with Microsoft Fabric Data Days
There’s no AI without data. Are you ready to invest in your future? Fabric Data Days starts on November 4th! We’re offering 50+ days of immersive learning designed for data professionals at ...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
50 days of Fabric starts on November 4th! Don’t miss your chance to gain practical experience from experts and connect with a global community of experts. #Fabric powerbi.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/a...
I'm fairly sure that I've come down with a case of the Mondays!
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm fairly sure that I've come down with a case of the Mondays!
Degree of parallelism (DOP) feedback is now Generally Available and is on by default in #SQLServer2025 (Preview), Azure SQL Database, SQL database in Microsoft Fabric, and the Always-up-to-date update policy for #AzureSQL Managed Instance. Find out more: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/SQLServ...
Smarter Parallelism: Degree of parallelism feedback in SQL Server 2025 | Microsoft Community Hub
🚀 Introduction
With SQL Server 2025, we have made Degree of parallelism (DOP) feedback an on by default feature. Originally introduced in SQL Server 2022,...
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October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Degree of parallelism (DOP) feedback is now Generally Available and is on by default in #SQLServer2025 (Preview), Azure SQL Database, SQL database in Microsoft Fabric, and the Always-up-to-date update policy for #AzureSQL Managed Instance. Find out more: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/SQLServ...