John Deardurff
@sqlmct.bsky.social
Microsoft Certified Trainer (MCT), SQL Skills Blackbelt, 5X Fantasy Baseball Champion, and Reader of Books. https://sqlmct.com/
It seems they created a monster.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It seems they created a monster.
I worked at Columbia House in 1991.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I worked at Columbia House in 1991.
Well, you need to be ready just in case you are at a Taylor concert, and she needs an emergency backup singer.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Well, you need to be ready just in case you are at a Taylor concert, and she needs an emergency backup singer.
I knew it was a conspiracy with the Big Zinc conglomerates! But that's just my two cents. 🪙🪙
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I knew it was a conspiracy with the Big Zinc conglomerates! But that's just my two cents. 🪙🪙
If you pick up a PowerShell, can you hear the C++?
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you pick up a PowerShell, can you hear the C++?
Definitely a generational difference as most have lived with the Internet their whole lives. Also, not many get my music or movie references anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Definitely a generational difference as most have lived with the Internet their whole lives. Also, not many get my music or movie references anymore.
Why you Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why you Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?
Holy Shnikes!!! That was close!
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Holy Shnikes!!! That was close!
I found the keynote speaker for the ShakaCon!
a brick wall with the word shaka in white letters
ALT: a brick wall with the word shaka in white letters
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I found the keynote speaker for the ShakaCon!
I knew I was forgetting something today.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I knew I was forgetting something today.
Now we just need a ChakaCon!
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Now we just need a ChakaCon!
68% of all statistics are made up, the other half are mostly true.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
68% of all statistics are made up, the other half are mostly true.
You misunderstood the assignment. You wake up, eat first breakfast, Fall back to sleep... and then wake up for second breakfast. 🌞
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You misunderstood the assignment. You wake up, eat first breakfast, Fall back to sleep... and then wake up for second breakfast. 🌞