Sissy Sassy Squatchy
@squatchy.bsky.social
Enjoy art and design, cars, skiing and outdoors, SJW, gardener, comma enthusiast.
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW.
No apologies for blocks
#nobridge
No re-skeets
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW.
No apologies for blocks
#nobridge
No re-skeets
Pinned
BlueSky has been around for awhile now and there may be some new people here. But, there is no reason for you to have a faceless profile with no pics in this the year of our Lord Chaos 2024 and into the year of our Lord Pandemonium 2025. I will just block you. Be warned.
It's Friday. Get your tits out.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's Friday. Get your tits out.
Legally mandated post haircut pictures.
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Legally mandated post haircut pictures.
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
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Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
Well hello there Christchurch Sunset.
I've missed you too.
I've missed you too.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Well hello there Christchurch Sunset.
I've missed you too.
I've missed you too.
In what I can only assume is the result of some incredible pre-leave management by myself, I have returned to work after 3.5 weeks of leave to under 400 unread emails and only around 25-30 unread teams threads.
Either that or I'm just not that popular 🤣😆🤣😆
Either that or I'm just not that popular 🤣😆🤣😆
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In what I can only assume is the result of some incredible pre-leave management by myself, I have returned to work after 3.5 weeks of leave to under 400 unread emails and only around 25-30 unread teams threads.
Either that or I'm just not that popular 🤣😆🤣😆
Either that or I'm just not that popular 🤣😆🤣😆
Not a selfie but a great candid by a dear friend while we were in Lisbon a few days ago
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not a selfie but a great candid by a dear friend while we were in Lisbon a few days ago
Also attempting to serve a lewk a few nights ago for dinner
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Also attempting to serve a lewk a few nights ago for dinner
TAP flight between Lisbon and Madrid. I think these seats are Portuguese sized ... Guess who is decidedly NOT Portuguese sized 😆
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
TAP flight between Lisbon and Madrid. I think these seats are Portuguese sized ... Guess who is decidedly NOT Portuguese sized 😆
Attempts at artsy in Spain and Portugal (so far)
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Attempts at artsy in Spain and Portugal (so far)
Successfully navigated the first set of trains. Seville here we come (well in 45 minutes at 8am local time at least)
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Successfully navigated the first set of trains. Seville here we come (well in 45 minutes at 8am local time at least)
We may have splurged a touch ... Also, amazing how you can spend years (maybe even a decade) of points in one go.
Tomorrow España
Tomorrow España
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We may have splurged a touch ... Also, amazing how you can spend years (maybe even a decade) of points in one go.
Tomorrow España
Tomorrow España
Cajun filet biscuit and bo-rounds ✅
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Cajun filet biscuit and bo-rounds ✅
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"murder ..." she supposed.
“Murder…” she plotted.
"Murder?" she grinned.
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"murder ..." she supposed.
Whatsup DFW?
One more flight and we will be back in Charlotte, NC. The first time back in the US and our old hometown since September 2023
One more flight and we will be back in Charlotte, NC. The first time back in the US and our old hometown since September 2023
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whatsup DFW?
One more flight and we will be back in Charlotte, NC. The first time back in the US and our old hometown since September 2023
One more flight and we will be back in Charlotte, NC. The first time back in the US and our old hometown since September 2023
Sushi tray #2 for lunch because who needs feelings and anxiety when you can stuff your face and not talk to anyone in the office 🤣🤣🤣
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sushi tray #2 for lunch because who needs feelings and anxiety when you can stuff your face and not talk to anyone in the office 🤣🤣🤣
Pre-trip anxiety going off as per usual. Such fun!!!
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pre-trip anxiety going off as per usual. Such fun!!!
Pack only the essentials
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pack only the essentials
I personally thought our "craw-Dads" costumes were all time bangers but we also had a smack of jellyfish which were contest winners in Chicago
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I personally thought our "craw-Dads" costumes were all time bangers but we also had a smack of jellyfish which were contest winners in Chicago
Big hair don't care
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
October 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Big hair don't care
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
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whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
Which of you recommended Rochelle Jordan?
Whoever it was thank you cos I am bopping away this morning
Whoever it was thank you cos I am bopping away this morning
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Which of you recommended Rochelle Jordan?
Whoever it was thank you cos I am bopping away this morning
Whoever it was thank you cos I am bopping away this morning
A triptych of gratuitous selfies as the bus-stop. Ordered from least to most Daddy
October 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A triptych of gratuitous selfies as the bus-stop. Ordered from least to most Daddy