Sissy Sassy Squatchy
@squatchy.bsky.social
Enjoy art and design, cars, skiing and outdoors, SJW, gardener, comma enthusiast.
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW.
No apologies for blocks
#nobridge
No re-skeets
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW.
No apologies for blocks
#nobridge
No re-skeets
Pinned
This energy remains for 2026 btw.
1. Fill out your profiles.
2. Respect the wishes in the profiles of people you interact with (no re-skeets means NO Re-Skeets).
This is your social media and your experience. Share what and how you want but remember people don't owe you re-skeets and follows.
1. Fill out your profiles.
2. Respect the wishes in the profiles of people you interact with (no re-skeets means NO Re-Skeets).
This is your social media and your experience. Share what and how you want but remember people don't owe you re-skeets and follows.
Gym accountability without a photo?!? How very dare I!!!
(the Hevy app would load a pic for some reason)
(the Hevy app would load a pic for some reason)
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Gym accountability without a photo?!? How very dare I!!!
(the Hevy app would load a pic for some reason)
(the Hevy app would load a pic for some reason)
in an effort to share some of the entrails of my mind this is what kept my brain running last night when I really oughta been asleep:
Christchurch could use a queer bar. Taking that idea, and leveraging the wonderful name of a queer bar in Porto, Portugal we went to, I started naming theme nights
Christchurch could use a queer bar. Taking that idea, and leveraging the wonderful name of a queer bar in Porto, Portugal we went to, I started naming theme nights
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
in an effort to share some of the entrails of my mind this is what kept my brain running last night when I really oughta been asleep:
Christchurch could use a queer bar. Taking that idea, and leveraging the wonderful name of a queer bar in Porto, Portugal we went to, I started naming theme nights
Christchurch could use a queer bar. Taking that idea, and leveraging the wonderful name of a queer bar in Porto, Portugal we went to, I started naming theme nights
Gym accountability via leg day
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Gym accountability via leg day
No point apologizing.
The time has come for more American's to get active and do something to change it because saying "I'm so sorry, I'm not one of those Americans" isn't doing anyone any good at this point
The time has come for more American's to get active and do something to change it because saying "I'm so sorry, I'm not one of those Americans" isn't doing anyone any good at this point
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
No point apologizing.
The time has come for more American's to get active and do something to change it because saying "I'm so sorry, I'm not one of those Americans" isn't doing anyone any good at this point
The time has come for more American's to get active and do something to change it because saying "I'm so sorry, I'm not one of those Americans" isn't doing anyone any good at this point
Careful how you talk to me, according to the Hevy app I am stronger than 11% of men my height and weight on the app. That means I can out-lift one out of ten users ... Strong as fuck bro 😆😆😆
(This is a very sarcastic gym accountability post)
(This is a very sarcastic gym accountability post)
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Careful how you talk to me, according to the Hevy app I am stronger than 11% of men my height and weight on the app. That means I can out-lift one out of ten users ... Strong as fuck bro 😆😆😆
(This is a very sarcastic gym accountability post)
(This is a very sarcastic gym accountability post)
Crappy workout but ohwell
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Crappy workout but ohwell
Bookending my sleep with hot tubing ... Not too bad.
Last night's "night sight" pics are hella blurry
Last night's "night sight" pics are hella blurry
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Bookending my sleep with hot tubing ... Not too bad.
Last night's "night sight" pics are hella blurry
Last night's "night sight" pics are hella blurry
Haircut or some shit.
And yes I know, the left side of my slick back continues to be stubborn and fluffy and I am working on a little more length so it lays down properly
And yes I know, the left side of my slick back continues to be stubborn and fluffy and I am working on a little more length so it lays down properly
January 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Haircut or some shit.
And yes I know, the left side of my slick back continues to be stubborn and fluffy and I am working on a little more length so it lays down properly
And yes I know, the left side of my slick back continues to be stubborn and fluffy and I am working on a little more length so it lays down properly
First. Leg day in a long, long time. Let's see how Sunday feels with DOMS
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
First. Leg day in a long, long time. Let's see how Sunday feels with DOMS
Today in music you might not expect Arthur to vibe with:
Nissan Altima and Bullfrog are the energy I love from Doechii
"you the type of hoe to leave a broke n**** impressed"
And just the feel of "Alter Ego" in general is the type of bad bitch I aspire to be in my dreams
youtu.be/tJkPh2vluFQ?...
Nissan Altima and Bullfrog are the energy I love from Doechii
"you the type of hoe to leave a broke n**** impressed"
And just the feel of "Alter Ego" in general is the type of bad bitch I aspire to be in my dreams
youtu.be/tJkPh2vluFQ?...
Doechii - Alter Ego with JT (Official Video)
YouTube video by Doechii
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Today in music you might not expect Arthur to vibe with:
Nissan Altima and Bullfrog are the energy I love from Doechii
"you the type of hoe to leave a broke n**** impressed"
And just the feel of "Alter Ego" in general is the type of bad bitch I aspire to be in my dreams
youtu.be/tJkPh2vluFQ?...
Nissan Altima and Bullfrog are the energy I love from Doechii
"you the type of hoe to leave a broke n**** impressed"
And just the feel of "Alter Ego" in general is the type of bad bitch I aspire to be in my dreams
youtu.be/tJkPh2vluFQ?...
In other news I thought I did a good job of blending the trim line of my neck into my chest hair as I was tidying up for work.
Reader, let me tell you I did not. It's like the blunt edge of a bowl cut. 😆
Reader, let me tell you I did not. It's like the blunt edge of a bowl cut. 😆
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
In other news I thought I did a good job of blending the trim line of my neck into my chest hair as I was tidying up for work.
Reader, let me tell you I did not. It's like the blunt edge of a bowl cut. 😆
Reader, let me tell you I did not. It's like the blunt edge of a bowl cut. 😆
New things, new year, or some such BS.
Welcome back to work after your summer break Arthur (professional services in NZ basically have a forced shut-down/leave period between Xmas even and the second week of January).
Welcome back to work after your summer break Arthur (professional services in NZ basically have a forced shut-down/leave period between Xmas even and the second week of January).
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
New things, new year, or some such BS.
Welcome back to work after your summer break Arthur (professional services in NZ basically have a forced shut-down/leave period between Xmas even and the second week of January).
Welcome back to work after your summer break Arthur (professional services in NZ basically have a forced shut-down/leave period between Xmas even and the second week of January).
Hike with the pups today.
TLDR: pushed too far and hurt Ambers feet.
Amber (smaller one in the orange harness) started slowing so we stopped, had a rest, some water, and went a little further but obviously she was tired so we turned around. She kept slowing so I finally thought to check her feet.
TLDR: pushed too far and hurt Ambers feet.
Amber (smaller one in the orange harness) started slowing so we stopped, had a rest, some water, and went a little further but obviously she was tired so we turned around. She kept slowing so I finally thought to check her feet.
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Hike with the pups today.
TLDR: pushed too far and hurt Ambers feet.
Amber (smaller one in the orange harness) started slowing so we stopped, had a rest, some water, and went a little further but obviously she was tired so we turned around. She kept slowing so I finally thought to check her feet.
TLDR: pushed too far and hurt Ambers feet.
Amber (smaller one in the orange harness) started slowing so we stopped, had a rest, some water, and went a little further but obviously she was tired so we turned around. She kept slowing so I finally thought to check her feet.
Definitely not mountain bike fit but some great views from the CAP (Christchurch Adventure Park).
I must look a bit silly with all the safety gear and a full face helmet going down the green trail but it's safety first (and even the green trail has some areas with consequences off the trail edges)
I must look a bit silly with all the safety gear and a full face helmet going down the green trail but it's safety first (and even the green trail has some areas with consequences off the trail edges)
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Definitely not mountain bike fit but some great views from the CAP (Christchurch Adventure Park).
I must look a bit silly with all the safety gear and a full face helmet going down the green trail but it's safety first (and even the green trail has some areas with consequences off the trail edges)
I must look a bit silly with all the safety gear and a full face helmet going down the green trail but it's safety first (and even the green trail has some areas with consequences off the trail edges)
Reminder to self:
First day at the gym in a long *long* while and I get to be very *very* humbled by the weight I am moving. Better to ease back in like I'm rehabbing an injury (an injury to my ego)
First day at the gym in a long *long* while and I get to be very *very* humbled by the weight I am moving. Better to ease back in like I'm rehabbing an injury (an injury to my ego)
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Reminder to self:
First day at the gym in a long *long* while and I get to be very *very* humbled by the weight I am moving. Better to ease back in like I'm rehabbing an injury (an injury to my ego)
First day at the gym in a long *long* while and I get to be very *very* humbled by the weight I am moving. Better to ease back in like I'm rehabbing an injury (an injury to my ego)
One of the joys of re-starting on a new streaming app is that you discover some things you may not have stumbled on before.
I watched the trailer for the upcoming Don McGlashan documentary and that lead me to The Mutton Birds best off and this song:
tidal.com/track/108298...
I watched the trailer for the upcoming Don McGlashan documentary and that lead me to The Mutton Birds best off and this song:
tidal.com/track/108298...
The Mutton Birds - A Thing Well Made
Listen to A Thing Well Made on TIDAL
tidal.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
One of the joys of re-starting on a new streaming app is that you discover some things you may not have stumbled on before.
I watched the trailer for the upcoming Don McGlashan documentary and that lead me to The Mutton Birds best off and this song:
tidal.com/track/108298...
I watched the trailer for the upcoming Don McGlashan documentary and that lead me to The Mutton Birds best off and this song:
tidal.com/track/108298...
Spent an hour being the shopping wingman in a store where nothing fits me so I consoled myself with a fruit friand and a snack bag of broken palmiers and delicious crispy pastry off cuts
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Spent an hour being the shopping wingman in a store where nothing fits me so I consoled myself with a fruit friand and a snack bag of broken palmiers and delicious crispy pastry off cuts
Some random snaps from the last few days with the fam in the central south island, NZ.
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Some random snaps from the last few days with the fam in the central south island, NZ.
Merry merry Mary 🎄🎅
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Merry merry Mary 🎄🎅
Guess who is now attempting to be the house barista with his Xmas gift of an espresso machine (Breville Barista Express).
Pulled a decent shot out the gate but the milk work needs work.
Pulled a decent shot out the gate but the milk work needs work.
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Guess who is now attempting to be the house barista with his Xmas gift of an espresso machine (Breville Barista Express).
Pulled a decent shot out the gate but the milk work needs work.
Pulled a decent shot out the gate but the milk work needs work.
And now Nakatomi plaza
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
And now Nakatomi plaza
Gladiator II is 2+ hours of cheesy, faux grandiose blegh. I don't understand why studios don't understand nuanced storytelling anymore.
Literally the movie is summed up in a sentence: forgotten prince becomes gladiator fueled by vengeance, but "evolves" to be a reluctant hero and uniting force.
Literally the movie is summed up in a sentence: forgotten prince becomes gladiator fueled by vengeance, but "evolves" to be a reluctant hero and uniting force.
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Gladiator II is 2+ hours of cheesy, faux grandiose blegh. I don't understand why studios don't understand nuanced storytelling anymore.
Literally the movie is summed up in a sentence: forgotten prince becomes gladiator fueled by vengeance, but "evolves" to be a reluctant hero and uniting force.
Literally the movie is summed up in a sentence: forgotten prince becomes gladiator fueled by vengeance, but "evolves" to be a reluctant hero and uniting force.