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Permanently underwhelmed and underwhelming defeatist TV fan
The guy in the #GilletteKing advert always unsettles me, because that young woman looks EASILY young enough to be his daughter?? I can't work out if the casting people did that as an intentional choice to appeal to creeps. #tv #adverts
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The guy in the #GilletteKing advert always unsettles me, because that young woman looks EASILY young enough to be his daughter?? I can't work out if the casting people did that as an intentional choice to appeal to creeps. #tv #adverts
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Aaaaaand that's a wrap #BBUK
a tv with a blue screen and the words what else is on
Alt: The end of "The Truman Show". Viewers ask, "What else is on?"
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November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Aaaaaand that's a wrap #BBUK
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November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Articulate Beardy Man to win BB2026!
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Articulate Beardy Man to win BB2026!
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Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
We'll all be shitting through a kettle spout if Richard wins and then in the final interview goes, "And I could NOT have got this far without my FAVOURITE support group - the BNP!" #bbuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We'll all be shitting through a kettle spout if Richard wins and then in the final interview goes, "And I could NOT have got this far without my FAVOURITE support group - the BNP!" #bbuk
Wherever I stand on his Unfortunate Political Inclinations, it's VERY heart-warming to see how Cameron's gone from that first awkward night hovering nervously and muttering politely about fields to a wonderfully grinning exit and the knowledge that "gay" IS an ok word to describe a gay person #bbuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Wherever I stand on his Unfortunate Political Inclinations, it's VERY heart-warming to see how Cameron's gone from that first awkward night hovering nervously and muttering politely about fields to a wonderfully grinning exit and the knowledge that "gay" IS an ok word to describe a gay person #bbuk
...mind you, celebrating that 'At Least It Isn't The Worst Options' feels a bit like going back a decade-and-a-bit and hearing people say, "Don't worry, it's not JUST the Tories in power - AT LEAST THE LIB DEMS ARE THERE TOO!" and wanting to shart into a paint sprayer. #bbuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
...mind you, celebrating that 'At Least It Isn't The Worst Options' feels a bit like going back a decade-and-a-bit and hearing people say, "Don't worry, it's not JUST the Tories in power - AT LEAST THE LIB DEMS ARE THERE TOO!" and wanting to shart into a paint sprayer. #bbuk
...are they going to do all of them like this? I feel like I'm watching a pensioner's groceries slowly sliding down the crappy conveyor belt in the world's most frustrated Lidl. #bbuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
...are they going to do all of them like this? I feel like I'm watching a pensioner's groceries slowly sliding down the crappy conveyor belt in the world's most frustrated Lidl. #bbuk
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I said I'd only consent to a wedding video if it was just like a royal wedding TV show. My husband booked a video company and then got two reporters from the local radio station to commentate. It was technically brilliant and utterly horrifying. I'll never watch it again.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I said I'd only consent to a wedding video if it was just like a royal wedding TV show. My husband booked a video company and then got two reporters from the local radio station to commentate. It was technically brilliant and utterly horrifying. I'll never watch it again.