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Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
@srbrocialist.bsky.social
He/him
Lefty Philly area, BJJ Blue belt who somehow still competes at 36.

DMV to Pittsburgh to North of Philadelphia with Kentucky family.

Himbo, lefty, lifter, wrestler, tech worker
There is a 20 something little guy who just started training BJJ with me at the same gym who wants to be an influencer, and Im trying to find the line between roasting him and letting him get his bag.

Roasting is currently winning out.
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Listening to a biohacker anti aging guy talk about all the experimental things he does for longevity when all i can think of is "yeah, but why do you look like shit?"
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think my favorite thing about refusing to use AI at work is the amount of people asking if I need help.

No, I dont but clearly you do.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Making up the labels for polls is a level of conlang that makes @tompain.bsky.social lose his mind because nothing actually has meaning.
Emerson poll on presidential matchup 2x2.

Progressive Democrat 43%
MAGA Republican 42%

Moderate Republican 48%
Progressive Democrat 36%

Moderate Democrat 47%
MAGA Republican 38%

Moderate Republican 44%
Moderate Democrat 39%
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If it were about drugs we'd *redacted* the Sackler family...
Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Now Watching Gremlins.

Its set in fictional Kingston Falls, PA, which based on plot, character types, and proximity to NYC is most like Wilkes-Barre.

However, my mind puts this film in Quakertown because lol if you know you know.
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sugar Cookie Reeses Cups are an active threat to my weird tastes, crunchy, savory, sweet, and salty...

Dont go to the grocery store after the gym folks.
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Im against political violence on paper, but seeing a post and thinking "someone should scream shut up and never speak again" while pinching them in the mouth is way more vaild.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Getting ready to go to church in a snowstorm makes you think...

Did any of the Abrahamic faiths have to deal with snow? Seems like it would have changed some things.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Weeb posting

My Hero Academia last episode was fulfilling.

When I say media about people being selfless and addressing inequity in society is underrepresented it's because this one show hit it out of the park.

It also promotes "go train, get strong, and go beyond" for the benefit of all
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is a great example of "jesus fucking christ never take these fucks seriously" as they will take something worth talking about and make it about penises.
NEW: HHS is contemplating a men's health initiative, a source tells @emilymullin.bsky.social; indications of what that might entail come from an FDA panel held yesterday at which an expert on penis curvature held forth on the "men's health crisis" while others called for easier access to steroids.
RFK Jr.'s Health Department Is Pondering a National Men's Health Initiative
At an FDA discussion of testosterone replacement therapy, a top official called for special health centers to address a “men’s health crisis.” Others called to ease men's access to hormones.
www.wired.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have off work from the 19th until the end of the year, so if anyone wants to launch a podcast that is destined to fail or have me as a guest to talk about niche things for a very specific audience i will be available.
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My reaction to going back to watch High school wrestling again.

- I wanna coach again, and specifically spend time developing womens wrestling.

- When the fuck did parents start letting their 16 yr. Olds get full sleeve tattoos. Like...where are these kids getting money for this?
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I am watching HS wrestling right now, wrestling mats on a basketball court in December is my nirvana.

Happiness can be attained.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Shit posting on LinkedIn again, highly suggested if you have to use it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"1000 libertarians enter a room to fix public transportation and just reinvent trains and busses" ass take.
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That child is fucked.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Fear Of God Fanatics collab gear is ass.

Walmart ass merch for 150$+
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever watched Alabama lose the SEC title game?
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
More reason for everyone to give @10klosses.bsky.social money to create biweekly content to get those numbers up.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yes, I shower despite my music tastes
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shockingly, I am the one guy who has this haircut who is not a nazi nor listens to Title Fight.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
At a certain point you have to look at the conservative business establishment anti progressive rhetoric as just a way to avoid admitting they are really shitty at business.

"My business failed because the woke left canceled it, not because I embezzled all the money for my drug habit"
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
As someone who was a green party member, I cant stress enough how much Jill Stein is a grift and her impact was only significant to like 100 old liberals in states that Hillary won.

The greens ran Howie Hawkins in 2020 who was a much better candidate and Biden still won.

Hillary just sucks
May Jill Stein find her way to insignificance as soon as possible.

@pearlmania500.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I hate libertarians at a personal level because their ideology drives every bad decision our government makes, and I also hate them systemically because im 90% sure if we federally legalized pot they wouldn't exist because their ideology is paper fucking thin.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM