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StaccatoVT
@staccatovt.bsky.social
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The most adorable and not at all homicidal cat Vtuber on all of Twitch.tv!
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 8h
You've gotta love it when parents take the time out of their day to give you life advice in such a tone-deaf and patronizing manner that it does more harm than good. And remember, it's considered "immature" to tell them you're not a directionless, socially-inept teenager anymore.
a woman with red hair is smiling and says just smile and nod
ALT: a woman with red hair is smiling and says just smile and nod
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 5d
Me: WOW! This program does everything [favorite program that went EOL a decade ago] did and more! I thought I'd NEVER find a good replacement! How much does it cost?
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
a woman in a leather jacket is smiling while sitting in a car .
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 7d
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between an “upgrade” and an “update”? Easy!

Upgrade: make it more good.
Update: make it less bad.
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 13d
a man in a suit and tie is talking about stuff can be two things
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 13d
Existence is stinky.
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 17d
The word you're looking for is "whimsical".
a cartoon character named spongebob is making a heart with his hands
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 17d
OH YEAH!? WELL...
a cartoon of dexter and a vampire with cartoon network written on the bottom
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 17d
The Phantom Tollbooth > Alice in Wonderland

FIGHT ME!!!
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 20d
*plays video games for an hour but then suddenly remembers if he doesn't level up his IT skills that AI will take every job opportunity available to him and goes back to studying*
a man is sitting at a desk reading a newspaper .
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 20d
I failed my sleep check last night and now have to deal with both the "eepy" and "stressed" debuffs simultaneously.
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 21d
Took 5 whole days but I think I've finally gotten over whatever I brought with me from BFC. Still coughing up loogies every hour or so but at least I can stand up for more than five minutes without wanting to collapse on the nearest piece of furniture.
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 22d
To whoever misplaced their con crud at #BFC last weekend, please contact me so I may RETURN IT TO YOU PERSONALLY!!! 😠
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Quijote1 @quijote1.bsky.social · 29d
A right winger shoots a right winger in upper part of the picture. In the lower part, the same shooter turns to us with a confused face and asks: Why would the left do this?
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TINY @tinydragon.art · Sep 6
I dream dreams of destruction and slapstick! Alas, I have but a flathead!

#TinynReese
A comic! 3 panels! Panel 1: Close up of Tiny with a screwdriver! He says: "A Screwdriver." Panel 2: Extreme close up of Tiny as he holds the screwdriver close. "I could take apart anything!" Panel 3: Extremer close up, zooming in on the eyes that have fire in them. "Maybe even everything!"
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 27d
Against my better judgement I have decided to NOT get drunk and hungover tonight. May tomorrow morning’s Staccato forgive me.
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 29d
Gonna attend graduation tomorrow Saturday so I won't be available for the day so any inquiries pending replies will be moved to Sunday.

Thanks for being patient w me 🙏 pic for attention
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · 29d
What the ball pit takes,
The ball pit keeps.
a man is standing in a ball pit with a sign that says house of fun
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 10
Had exhausting second interview this morning.
Feeling eepy.
Want nap.
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TJ "Henry" Yosh @tj99er.bsky.social · Sep 9
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 9
a cartoon cat with sunglasses and the words no you
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 4
ONG THOSE LOOKS SO GOOOD!!!!
*cries “still unemployed and just barely able to afford BFC this year” kitty tears*
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 4
Ever heard of Nobel Disease!? This is how you get a lead inventor of the transistor thinking he understands enough about genetics to promote eugenics! If some tech mogul’s PR team is trying to convince you he’s “Tony Stark but for realz!” then he’s most definitely NOT! Look for the red flags!🚩
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 4
Can you ever imagine Shakespeare re-defining our understanding of physics or Mozart revolutionizing the field of psychology? Of course not! So then why do we put so much stock in pseudo-science like IQ tests?
Oh wow! Timmy has a 212 IQ! He’s gonna cure cancer AND get us to Mars!
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 4
Einstein was a logical-mathematical GENIUS, Mozart was a musical GENIUS, Shakespeare was a linguistic GENIUS, Michael Phelps is a bodily-kinesthetic GENIUS, Karl Jung was an intrapersonal GENIUS.
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StaccatoVT @staccatovt.bsky.social · Sep 4
I’m a firm follower of Howard Gardner’s Multiple Intelligence Theory which basically posits that smartness isn’t some single numerical stat but a whole spectrum of categories and everyone has the potential to excel in some while underperform in others.
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