SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
One will fall to bottle
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
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I’m running out of words to describe this Administration.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Can we get one of Putin watching the pee tape…
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hehehe
Magnus Jönsson (@magnusjnsson1)
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November 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Pete hagsbreath and Peter Thiel are now cellmates in South Park...also krisi Noem shot another dog..a corgi
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Tonight South Park oh my God
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Trump's (ahem Putin's)"peace" plan
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ouch
Magnus Jönsson (@magnusjnsson1)
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November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Let's see them defend this..pretzels everywhere
Frederic Poag (@fredericpoag)
Take it seriously. This is what they believe in. There is no “good” Republican Party left.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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RFKFC

Disease on down the road!

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November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Campbell soup is doing damage control and fired that idiot loudmouth..but uh other guy who recorded it tried to complain to HR last year. .and got fired ..yes he is suing
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Really hope the two National Guardsmen that have been shot in Washington DC are okay but it makes you wonder is it really worth it to have people walking around picking up trash if it makes them a Target.. just because of who they are?.. does that sound familiar
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Two National Guards then shot near White House no word on their condition yet
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Indiana is caving to violent threats to GOP lawmakers in the state and reversing course on redistricting even though state senate leader says they dont have the votes..look for more threats to probably change that..it worked on senators and confirmations
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Trump cancels the release of jobs, inflation and GDP numbers, because they were so good of course....so much winning #MAGA
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oh snap
Bad Choices (@badchoicesmakegoodstories)
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The worst,most greedy, backstabbing people are working behind the scenes to leverage their own interest in Ukraine to the detriment of its people and all of Europe..may they all rot in hell after dying horrific deaths..
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trump's big push to get into Hollywood.. Rush Hour 4..Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker should say nah..pick a different two minorities
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A little peak at the planned population reduction in project 2025 is the removal of Nursing from professionals list for student loans..we already have a massive shortage of nurses..good way to get people to die quicker
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM