SPHINCPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
One will fall to bottle
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
Winner
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Winner
Get their names out their ASAP so they can experience every but of misery that the magats cause anybody that the fat ass orange rapist even remotely disagrees with..if they can post and say they things about the victims then the killers deserve nothing less
Family of Alex Pretti retains lawyer who helped prosecute the George Floyd case
The parents of Alex Pretti have retained a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s attorney general convict the police officer of murder who kneeled on George Floyd’s neck.
apnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Get their names out their ASAP so they can experience every but of misery that the magats cause anybody that the fat ass orange rapist even remotely disagrees with..if they can post and say they things about the victims then the killers deserve nothing less
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Ukraine’s General Staff said strikes overnight hit Russian drone facilities, ammo depots, and troop concentrations in occupied regions, as well as an oil depot in Russia’s Voronezh region where fires were confirmed. Results are being clarified. #Ukraine
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Ukraine’s General Staff said strikes overnight hit Russian drone facilities, ammo depots, and troop concentrations in occupied regions, as well as an oil depot in Russia’s Voronezh region where fires were confirmed. Results are being clarified. #Ukraine
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👀🇫🇷 Paris, gallery where Putin’s daughter works.
January 28, 2026 at 10:39 AM
👀🇫🇷 Paris, gallery where Putin’s daughter works.
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🇺🇦 Ukrainian forces have just shot down a Russian Su‑34 fighter-bomber.
No further details are known at this time.
No further details are known at this time.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
🇺🇦 Ukrainian forces have just shot down a Russian Su‑34 fighter-bomber.
No further details are known at this time.
No further details are known at this time.
This is fucking awesome
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This is fucking awesome
Amazon just keeps getting uglier and uglier this and 16000 jobs just cut plus cosing retail stores..hmmmm bezos should go to space and not come back
UPS to cut up to 30,000 more jobs in move away from low-profit Amazon shipments
Last year, the company eliminated 48,000 jobs, launched driver buyouts and closed operations at 93 buildings.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Amazon just keeps getting uglier and uglier this and 16000 jobs just cut plus cosing retail stores..hmmmm bezos should go to space and not come back
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Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains.
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains.
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
Prick deserves all the grief coming his way
Mick Capanzzi (@mickcapanzzi188188)
You know what to do, Substack.
Make this bloodthirsty motherfucker famous.
substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Prick deserves all the grief coming his way
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RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
Never waste a good opportunity.. Newsmax is running commercials for their own polls.. "president Trump just said Fox news polls can't be trusted therefore.. we will now come up with some b******* thats totally totally honest and not skewed at all"
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Never waste a good opportunity.. Newsmax is running commercials for their own polls.. "president Trump just said Fox news polls can't be trusted therefore.. we will now come up with some b******* thats totally totally honest and not skewed at all"
A young Jennifer Anniston on Quantum Leap..episode before was Brooke Shields..
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
A young Jennifer Anniston on Quantum Leap..episode before was Brooke Shields..
Weak ass statement by Cook...he may keep tRump off his back with his capitulation but I am deliberately not ever getting an apple product because of it..and I am not alone
Apple Workers Are Livid That Tim Cook Saw “Melania” Movie Hours After CBP Killed Pretti
Internal Slack logs shared with The Intercept show outrage over Cook’s coziness with Trump and Apple's silence on Pretti's death.
theintercept.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Weak ass statement by Cook...he may keep tRump off his back with his capitulation but I am deliberately not ever getting an apple product because of it..and I am not alone
Wow tRumps response to the attack on Rep Omar..is even worse than i thought it would be.. "she's a fraud..she probably had herself sprayed".. kind of makes you wonder about that every accusation is a confession thing and his ear getting shot off
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Wow tRumps response to the attack on Rep Omar..is even worse than i thought it would be.. "she's a fraud..she probably had herself sprayed".. kind of makes you wonder about that every accusation is a confession thing and his ear getting shot off
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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I guess he just got lucky.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I guess he just got lucky.
Titus still got it
Christopher Titus | Carrying Monsters | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL!
YouTube video by christophertitustv
youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Titus still got it
Representative Omar was ready to stab that guy with a pen.. which would have been awesome
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Representative Omar was ready to stab that guy with a pen.. which would have been awesome
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JUST NOW… rep. Omar attacked and sprayed with a liquid…
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
JUST NOW… rep. Omar attacked and sprayed with a liquid…
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Does this mean Texas gets invaded now? Or is that only after intrepid reporter Nick Shirley gets a scoop?
www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...
www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...
January 27, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Does this mean Texas gets invaded now? Or is that only after intrepid reporter Nick Shirley gets a scoop?
www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...
www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...
This about as strong a candidate as we could ever hope for in Florida
Veteran hero not afraid of trump or maga. And the Latino vote in floriduh aint gonna be to big on republicans by November..
Veteran hero not afraid of trump or maga. And the Latino vote in floriduh aint gonna be to big on republicans by November..
Alex Vindman, who testified against Trump during his first impeachment, enters Florida Senate race
A key figure in President Donald Trump's first impeachment is running for the U.S. Senate in Florida as a Democrat.
apnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This about as strong a candidate as we could ever hope for in Florida
Veteran hero not afraid of trump or maga. And the Latino vote in floriduh aint gonna be to big on republicans by November..
Veteran hero not afraid of trump or maga. And the Latino vote in floriduh aint gonna be to big on republicans by November..