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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 3h

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner is my favorite song by Warren

SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h

Hey Chicago..think maybe ICE activity in your town may have distracted your team with unnecessary worry..they also been talking shit about yall..you just gonna take that shit?

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty crazy helicopter crash on Huntington beach somehow no fatalities

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 7h

A 15 year old boy with autism went missing earlier this week

He was selling fruit with his family in Springbranch when he disappeared

They filed a missing person’s report & begged the public to help find him

Turns out he was in a Houston ICE detention facility

They kidnapped a disabled child!

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h

She knows..doesn't care..none of them do apparently..im sure there are sick stories in that family

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h

His cousin is the hypno-toad

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h

Just asking to become a victim one day..hey she's cool with her sexual predator pawpaw..she must want it

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 4h

Ues and more democrat leaders need to encourage participantion..Governors in blue states need to put measures in place to protect us..

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TommasinaResist⚜️🇨🇦🦋🐈‍⬛🇺🇦 @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks to @hopeful66.bsky.social for another excellent Starter Pack of powerful #Opposition voices. Honored to be included!
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
go.bsky.app/GdCBou3

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

There out there but that idea has been drowned out by senor frog and friends

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

I wish my cat would tolerate outfits..I have scars from the walking harness incident

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

Keep up the good work the deserve every bit of the stress..identifying and punishing ICE will be the new reality show sport for us when this is over

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

He should!! Hes getting blamed for it anyway

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

I suggest penguin suits for the first no kings because of the stupid tarrifs..gonna be full of animals this protest..frogs and unicorns everywhere

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

Sounds straight out of maga world..

SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 5h

Sue.. gotta be judge in Arizona that will take the filing..if they hadnt sworn in a couple of their own right away already I wouldnt think it would work but shit the voters of the district deserve representation

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Susyn2 @susyn2.bsky.social · 7h

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 8h

Well tgere a Charlie kirk memorials and road signs popping up so now they can deface those and blame antifa so it's gonna get ugly

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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 14h

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Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 11h

I think it should be clear at this point that like the US federal government has collapsed.

There are no branches. There are no rules.

There is just one man and his truth social posts.

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 11h

Diane Keaton has passed away at 79..😢

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 12h

There will be people undercover trying to incite violence between protesters and law enforcement or ice..Patel Noem and Bondi will try anything to get the antifa terrorist narrative out there

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 13h

Democratic governors need to take steps to protect the no kings protest..the magats are being weaponized against us and will be out to disrupt

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 13h

Some Women still won't wake the fuck either..I get wanting to stay home and raise kids but to accept being thought of and treated as less than is mind-boggling

SugarRhi~ (@sugarrhi)

Ohhh this is BEYOND INFURIATING‼️this is what they are teaching our kids in school today‼️

substack.com

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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality @stanzman.bsky.social · 14h

Billions..with a B

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