SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
One will fall to bottle
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
So he was directing some homemade porn staring his parents..that tracks
Plum Hollow (@plumhollow)
Posted by @ ashleyflowerscrimejunkie on tiktok
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November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You know what else is f****** treason and deserves to end up at the end of a rope texting out War plans to a reporter as the planes are in the air..
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
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November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Timeline cleanse

youtu.be/h0Hd3uWKFKY?...
Debbie Harry & Kermit The Frog - Rainbow Connection
YouTube video by Rich Mullinax
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November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
How bout this for some good news..go get em Doug Jones...
My announcement: I'm running for Governor
I'm running for Governor of Alabama in 2026. Let's go win this together.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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One obvious problem with this post from Senile Satan is that Tim Burchett was not on Fox & Friends today. 👇
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Peter Thiel, the great theologian
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ha Comey and James cases dismissed because haligan was unlawfully appointed..wooooo boy get ready for the outrage
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The ShamWow guy is running for congress in tex ass..as an anti woke republican..that should be funny..proof that the gop never learns
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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An absolutely unbelievable TD from Jameis Winston and that Lions defender is catching hell in film study this week
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If we're serious about fighting back in the midterms and in 28 a massive effort to get young people to register and vote must be a focus I think young people are more pissed off than a lot of people realize and a whole shitload of them are about to turn 18
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I love the pick up at the end "come on it still might collapse and I need you for things like this..i still have scars for trying it with the cat"
René Volpi (@renegvolpi)
Sometimes, sacrifices are in order. 😂
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November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
One of the girls from the "slender man" stabbing case has cut off her ankle monitor and is on the loose from a group home.. when you catch her send her to live with pedophile Maxwell down in Texas..just saying..
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This is my kind of good trouble.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Cartoon by David Horsey.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The only thing better than watching Butker miss a field goal is watching KC have to kick another field goal cuz that's all they can do
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I know an weird affirmation bot is a nice for some people..I dont need one..maybe after things aren't so terrible all the time we can enjoy them but for now...block the annoying fuckers
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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2022 vs. 2025. 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is awesome
Nick Perri (@xplicitpolitix)
This is fantastic!
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November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Grandpa’s off his meds.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM