Astra ✨
@starlula.bsky.social
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I'm a person? Horror fan and Star Trek cultist. And yes I'm going to be weird about it. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️
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entering my 40s and my verse/top era at the same time
*pops a cialis*

🎶hello penis my old friend, I've come to play with you again🎶
it's such a bleak book. I felt grimy during and after reading it
this creep won't stop harassing me while I'm on the toilet
where do the werecreatures usually congregate? asking for a friend (me)
trans mascs are werewolves and trans fems are vampires, right?
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watched a really great movie today
you ever shit your pants so you have something soft to sit on? No? Oh, yeah, no me either, totally . . . .
when you pick Clinton your civilization's special perk is a hoplite-like unit with a soggy cigar on the end of a spear
be a real shame if he pulled through
had a bizarre yet affirming experience on my way back from the doctor.

Houseless guy stops in the middle of the sidewalk, says "I can see your belly button." I don't respond but after I passed him he goes "I know you're a girl!"

I don't boymode but I was def dykemoding. Still odd
left the VA because I didn't trust them with my medical care. I was nervous about finding a new PCP but today is my first appt and I think I'm gonna like it here
when a chaser DMs you a selfie
W.C. Fields as Humpty Dumpty - Alice In Wonderland (1933)
bahahahahahahaha this might be one of the most cursed things anyone has ever said to me
I knew a guy who drank so much plant based protein powder that he's now impervious to radiation
feeling sluggish but it's probably just the premium ultra leaded protein shake I had for breakfast
that's going on my headstone
It's pretty terrifying tbh. But it is nice being able to blame my insanity on something tangible lol
These people are straight-up evil
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Just FYI, here are my personal beliefs on the use of large scale violence.

1. Violence tends to be self-replicating, and so should be avoided as much as possible.

All violence has the potential to entrench itself.
Just found out the protein powder I've been using daily for MONTHS has so much lead in it that it isn't safe to consume but once a week
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
*completely alone in break room*

"I'm the coolest bitch in the break room"
I know the hell dimension they slip into is like bad or whatever, but I really do think a blood orgy would fix me
A reminder that this Wednesday sees the release of 2nd print cover of the sold out Event Horizon: Dark Descent #1 by @tristansbones.bsky.social , @pipmartin.bsky.social and myself

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