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Horror fan and Star Trek cultist. And yes I'm going to be weird about it.

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starlula.bsky.social
It's cruel and unusual and I'm too sleepy
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
starlula.bsky.social
I think it's brave of her to be spraying diarrhea even if we can't see her face
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
starlula.bsky.social
I just went through the entire original thread and oof, the shit they all say is straight up evil
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
starlula.bsky.social
we're waiting ⌚
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
starlula.bsky.social
find a bridge and take a leap
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
starlula.bsky.social
they'd be fools not to. that sweater/color looks really good on you btw
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
starlula.bsky.social
All those billions and you're still a fucking idiot
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
starlula.bsky.social
the fuck are they getting these age cohorts from?! I will not be lumped in with Gen X
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
starlula.bsky.social
Oh, shit. You're right
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
starlula.bsky.social
remove the house numbers and maybe she won't know where to go
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
starlula.bsky.social
Yum! My coworker got one of these for the office last year. It was a big hit
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
starlula.bsky.social
I remember when the Dems stumbled onto this in the summer of '24 only to muzzle the guy who was doing it in favor of campaigning with a Republican
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM