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Stassi Lane 🌼
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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 — 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 ✿ stassilane.com ✿
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A little introduction for the new platform…

I’m Stassi, your sweetheart for hire based in Melbourne, Australia ✨

📅 Available for incalls & outcalls
📍 Incall located on St Kilda Road, 3004
💌 Reach out for a meeting on 0444 528 843
Monday doesn’t have to be a bad day of the week, it can be date night instead 😌
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
A sunny Sunday picnic with my most loyal boy 💛
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Oops I dropped something ❣️
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
So proud to say that I’ve reached my original goal of $1000+ in donations— meaning I’m doing the damn skydive in February! 🪂
January 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Absolutely loving my new schedule that gives me mondays all to myself 🥰

ya girl is recharged and ready for the week ahead with availability Tuesday-Saturday 12-8pm ♥️
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Gotta love sundress season ☀️
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Once again I am heated off work and spending the day with my dog curled up on the couch facing the AC— back tomorrow though with plenty of availability 12-8 🌞
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Much like the unionised tradies of Melbourne, I am heated off work tomorrow and not available for bookings. If you’re lucky I may post a photo of me in a bikini dipping in the pool 💦

Stay safe in the hot weather everyone, I’ll be available again Thursday. Friday is still TBC ❣️
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Reposted by Stassi Lane 🌼
Out for 2026: "what is the worst client you've had?"

In for 2026: "how does it feel like to be worshipped all the time?"

(and yes that is a thing a client said to me recently. he gets it!)
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Happy New Year everybody 🎊🥰
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
hope everyone else is enjoying the holiday season as much as Doug and I 🥰
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
baking on the balcony 🥵
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
outside // inside
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A little update to my availability in 2026…

in the interests of work & life balance I’m setting some stricter hours for the new year. My new schedule is 12-8pm, Tuesday to Saturday. 🗓️

Within those hours you can assume I’m at my incall and reach out for bookings even with short notice 🥰
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have some availability remaining today & tomorrow for incalls if you’re seeking a little Christmas cheer ✨
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🏮🏮🏮
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s just a little hot in Melbourne today ☀️🍒
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Available for incall bookings this afternoon & evening ✨
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Happy Holiday season everyone! Hope you all make Santa’s nice list like little Doug here has 🎅🏻🎄

I’ll be sticking around in Melbourne over December— available all month for incalls except Christmas Day ✨
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Hope everyone has had a sweet Sunday 😘
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Couldn’t you just eat me for breakfast? 🍊🍓🍒
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Well fucked on a summers night 🌅
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
So for the next couple of months I’m actually going to be offering donations as a deposit method— meaning your deposit for our time together can actually be tax deductible! ☺️

I have availability on Wednesday, Friday and over the weekend remaining this week 🗓️
To celebrate my darling recently adopted boy Doug and to help all other rescue dogs like him, I’m going to participate in RSPCAs jump for paws! A skydiving fundraiser 🪂

If you want to see me make the big jump, support me here:
www.rspcajumpforpaws.com.au/s/162/160
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
To celebrate my darling recently adopted boy Doug and to help all other rescue dogs like him, I’m going to participate in RSPCAs jump for paws! A skydiving fundraiser 🪂

If you want to see me make the big jump, support me here:
www.rspcajumpforpaws.com.au/s/162/160
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
good morning Melbourne ☀️
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM