Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat.bsky.social
I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.
They cut my end credits song from 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
They cut my end credits song from 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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The Disturbed cover of Sound of Silence might actually be the worst song I’ve ever heard. It’s like what if We Are Charlie Kirk wasn’t funny.
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Disturbed cover of Sound of Silence might actually be the worst song I’ve ever heard. It’s like what if We Are Charlie Kirk wasn’t funny.
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#8403, Flight of the Living Dead. Sometimes I have to check if/where a movie roulette pick is streaming. Sometimes I see the poster and just open Tubi.
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
#8403, Flight of the Living Dead. Sometimes I have to check if/where a movie roulette pick is streaming. Sometimes I see the poster and just open Tubi.
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every day i tell myself the world can’t remain this dumb and cruel forever
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
every day i tell myself the world can’t remain this dumb and cruel forever
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he vanished, right when the world needed him most
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
he vanished, right when the world needed him most
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Teaching @staticbluebat.bsky.social about the kink side of online perfume reviews as an excuse to test out my cell data strength since the WiFi is out until tomorrow
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Teaching @staticbluebat.bsky.social about the kink side of online perfume reviews as an excuse to test out my cell data strength since the WiFi is out until tomorrow
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Long ago, Valve asked if I'd like to produce an official music kit for Counter-Strike 2.
It's time to face my fears. We're doing it.
twitch.tv/vektroidlive
It's time to face my fears. We're doing it.
twitch.tv/vektroidlive
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Long ago, Valve asked if I'd like to produce an official music kit for Counter-Strike 2.
It's time to face my fears. We're doing it.
twitch.tv/vektroidlive
It's time to face my fears. We're doing it.
twitch.tv/vektroidlive
I am an icon of sexuality
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I am an icon of sexuality
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Going to a random website and turning speakers to max and clicking on every pop up window and downloading random files and opening the files on my personal computer hang on I’m chatting with someone from the website they’re asking me for my bank information
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Going to a random website and turning speakers to max and clicking on every pop up window and downloading random files and opening the files on my personal computer hang on I’m chatting with someone from the website they’re asking me for my bank information
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I really enjoyed talking about these films, check it out!!
This week on @tendersubject.bsky.social, @eversonpoe.bsky.social and I are joined by Jane Altoids to dissect two Jess Franco surgery films: The Awful Dr. Orloff & Faceless. We discuss Franco as a complicated auteur, his mythology/legacy, & get into two body horror movies that bookended his career!
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I really enjoyed talking about these films, check it out!!
I really enjoyed talking about these films, check it out!!
This week on @tendersubject.bsky.social, @eversonpoe.bsky.social and I are joined by Jane Altoids to dissect two Jess Franco surgery films: The Awful Dr. Orloff & Faceless. We discuss Franco as a complicated auteur, his mythology/legacy, & get into two body horror movies that bookended his career!
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I really enjoyed talking about these films, check it out!!
Katie would never mute me because she needs the 10+ notifications when I go back through every album review post she has made over the past month to leave my thoughts
mutuals never get broken. they just get muted in action
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Katie would never mute me because she needs the 10+ notifications when I go back through every album review post she has made over the past month to leave my thoughts
Send me stuff ngl.link/staticbluebat
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Send me stuff ngl.link/staticbluebat
It’s a good question
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
It’s a good question
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The first time I watched this was actually the first movie we watched after bringing Oscar home for the first time, so we do a lot of Boss Baby Vibes jokes about it to this day
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The first time I watched this was actually the first movie we watched after bringing Oscar home for the first time, so we do a lot of Boss Baby Vibes jokes about it to this day
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statistically speaking right now at least one person on this planet is thinking dirty thoughts about me and you know what that’s fine
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
statistically speaking right now at least one person on this planet is thinking dirty thoughts about me and you know what that’s fine
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@staticbluebat.bsky.social the famous jane altoids
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
@staticbluebat.bsky.social the famous jane altoids
