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Jane Altoids

@staticbluebat.bsky.social

7.2K followers 1.2K following 2.2K posts

I am a famous celebrity of world renown.

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 9d

The first half of the month is difficult with rent wiping out most of my paycheck, if you have enjoyed my posts/reviews/poems and would like to help out that is always greatly appreciated!

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 5d

I am so grateful to know you and to have you as a friend ❤️

Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 5d

I’m an emerging cultural figure

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 5d

She’s still got it!

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 9d

The first half of the month is difficult with rent wiping out most of my paycheck, if you have enjoyed my posts/reviews/poems and would like to help out that is always greatly appreciated!

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 10d

I’m pretty much the sex symbol of our generation.

Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 10d

Great taste as usual

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RaRa @vektroid.bsky.social · 10d

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Christopher Jason Bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 10d

Listen to famous Jane, famous Jane likes my movie

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 10d

Do they still have stickers in 2025

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 10d

Remember when Wal-mart used to have fish tank

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 10d

Old Noby

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 10d

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.