Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat.bsky.social
I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.
Now seated at @libertyhall.bsky.social for
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Now seated at @libertyhall.bsky.social for
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Put the word out to all your Hollywood friends that Jane Altoids is back
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Put the word out to all your Hollywood friends that Jane Altoids is back
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I’m having weird language luck on Tubi, this had burned-in Dutch subtitles. Anyway I’m still laughing at the ending. “He’s dea-“ THE END.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m having weird language luck on Tubi, this had burned-in Dutch subtitles. Anyway I’m still laughing at the ending. “He’s dea-“ THE END.
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The worst part was the version on Tubi is in Spanish so I had to watch it on the CW app (?) which has more commercials I think and this thing was already two hours and ten minutes so this took foreverrrrrrr to watch. I refuse to believe anyone in 2017 actually sat for this whole thing in one go.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The worst part was the version on Tubi is in Spanish so I had to watch it on the CW app (?) which has more commercials I think and this thing was already two hours and ten minutes so this took foreverrrrrrr to watch. I refuse to believe anyone in 2017 actually sat for this whole thing in one go.
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I don’t know why Spader disowned this. It’s painfully mid but he’s totally fine in it. He’s been way worse before and he was way worse after. I’d watch this a few more times before I rewatched the Robert California stuff from The Office.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don’t know why Spader disowned this. It’s painfully mid but he’s totally fine in it. He’s been way worse before and he was way worse after. I’d watch this a few more times before I rewatched the Robert California stuff from The Office.
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Dudes do sometimes actually rock, and this the hardest I’ve seen a dude rock in a while
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dudes do sometimes actually rock, and this the hardest I’ve seen a dude rock in a while
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Looking at a dumb little indie distributer and oh my god I can’t even imagine what it must feel like as a filmmaker to have your film subjected to this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Looking at a dumb little indie distributer and oh my god I can’t even imagine what it must feel like as a filmmaker to have your film subjected to this.
Put the word out to all your Hollywood friends that Jane Altoids is back
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Put the word out to all your Hollywood friends that Jane Altoids is back
If you have TCM check this out, Come Back to 5 & Dime is so good
My prime time program with TCM on November 17th covers Robert Altman's COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME and the Gay Bar Christmas Picture SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE doesn't screen anywhere very often and doesn't have a DVD in circulation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you have TCM check this out, Come Back to 5 & Dime is so good
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I grew up watching westerns on TCM when I spent the summers with my grandparents. I have these very specific memories of watching classics with my grandfather as the sun was rising. Both of us half asleep. And in a couple of hours I'm going to be on TCM. Life is strange and wonderful sometimes.
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I grew up watching westerns on TCM when I spent the summers with my grandparents. I have these very specific memories of watching classics with my grandfather as the sun was rising. Both of us half asleep. And in a couple of hours I'm going to be on TCM. Life is strange and wonderful sometimes.
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I thought after Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club I’d become numb to 80’s “cool teenager gets a boring normie makeover” montages and yet here I am knocking half a star off my score
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I thought after Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club I’d become numb to 80’s “cool teenager gets a boring normie makeover” montages and yet here I am knocking half a star off my score
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I’m officially moving the Movie Roulette thread here. If you weren’t following me on twitter, basically I just use a random number generator to pull something off @staticbluebat.bsky.social’s Movie Roulette list and then watch it. I encourage others to use it too!!! letterboxd.com/staticblueba...
Movie Roulette
If you get bored and need something to watch just pull out a random number generator and select the film with the corresponding number. It features an eclectic mix of classic cinema, to the bottom of ...
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November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m officially moving the Movie Roulette thread here. If you weren’t following me on twitter, basically I just use a random number generator to pull something off @staticbluebat.bsky.social’s Movie Roulette list and then watch it. I encourage others to use it too!!! letterboxd.com/staticblueba...
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The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!
NW the gothic horror film everyone’s talking about
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
NW the gothic horror film everyone’s talking about