StaticSpud
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 48m
No my peacemaker
a man in a superhero costume is standing in front of a chalkboard with the word shapes on it .
ALT: a man in a superhero costume is standing in front of a chalkboard with the word shapes on it .
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 53m
How about a ham biscuit?
Or a land facet?
Maybe a man tacit
I know!
A canned casket.
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 1h
Not at all surprised hans is a nazi
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 1h
Was it sammy L jackson or george wallace?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 1h
Miss this mag so much.
I still have a knee high stack from the 80s and 90s
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 1h
You must be young. My embarrassment dates back to the 90s
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 1h
Too bad they gave all to their executives
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
Neck beard thinks he's a Doctor
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
That virgin looks like 5 lesbians i know
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
Casserole when i don't wanna cook the rest of the week.
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
You're allowed to do anything
Until the cops catch you
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
McDonald's did
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
When you love yourself.
Eww not like that.
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 2h
👎
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
Looking at you gavin newsom
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
Not in the market for an imaginary friend mikey mike
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
If that friend is soren or dob I'm down
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 5h
How did you get this picture of me?
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 5h
This virgin couldn't find his dick fast enough to commit a sexual assault
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 11h
Nope. No today.
a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
ALT: a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 12h
I'm aware but he still belongs to the great north.
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 15h
Speaking of nazis at a table. Where's that tom cruise nazi?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 15h
Bonzai
a man with a beard and glasses is holding a pair of scissors .
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 15h
That's a rough test though
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 16h
a man with his eyes closed and the words it 's already way too late
ALT: a man with his eyes closed and the words it 's already way too late
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