StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
🚧Meat popsicle🚧
🌑Black hole of depression☔
♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕
Overflowing with useless info!
🌑Black hole of depression☔
♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕
Overflowing with useless info!
Make'm yourself
a man wearing a hat and a necklace with the word duh on it
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December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Make'm yourself
Agree.
The fear & loathings are good too.
The curse on lono
The fear & loathings are good too.
The curse on lono
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Agree.
The fear & loathings are good too.
The curse on lono
The fear & loathings are good too.
The curse on lono
I'll admit it.
I'm hoping for a fatality
I'm hoping for a fatality
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'll admit it.
I'm hoping for a fatality
I'm hoping for a fatality
I watched Home Alone instead
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I watched Home Alone instead
I watched Home Alone instead
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I watched Home Alone instead
Melissa needs to bitch slap her cousin for us.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Melissa needs to bitch slap her cousin for us.
For a second I thought you were talkin about the movie
a woman says you had me worried there for a second in a netflix ad
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December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For a second I thought you were talkin about the movie
Are you stoned?
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December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Are you stoned?
I thought man v baby was good👍 enjoy
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I thought man v baby was good👍 enjoy
Dudley dawson?
a cartoon of snoopy laughing with the word haha behind him
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December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Dudley dawson?
I'll admit I've said 16 of these
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'll admit I've said 16 of these
Chili cheese dog & mac
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chili cheese dog & mac
Is the secret ingredient psychedelic mushrooms?
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Is the secret ingredient psychedelic mushrooms?
If you have a baking recipe that calls for 2 eggs but you only have 1 substitute apple sauce.
I always keep those little apple sauce cups in my fridge just for this reason.
I always keep those little apple sauce cups in my fridge just for this reason.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you have a baking recipe that calls for 2 eggs but you only have 1 substitute apple sauce.
I always keep those little apple sauce cups in my fridge just for this reason.
I always keep those little apple sauce cups in my fridge just for this reason.
You just know he's gonna kick the bucket in a couple months & never face consequences
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You just know he's gonna kick the bucket in a couple months & never face consequences
Those used to be....
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December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Those used to be....
Too bad he was a racist
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Too bad he was a racist
Does he get benefits for one years "work"?
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Does he get benefits for one years "work"?