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StaticSpud
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🚧Meat popsicle🚧
🌑Black hole of depression☔
♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕
Overflowing with useless info!
Are you supposed to eat it, inject it or insert it rectally?
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I yam what I yam
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me neither
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Surely that's david cross & paul rudd
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Inflation is a bitch
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
No worries
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm a smoker, a joker, a midnoon toker
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I've had gout since I was 17. My 20s were extremely shitty.

No I wasn't a drinker.
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The shakiest rats I've ever seen
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gout is not a disability according to our government.
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I got my son a psvr for Christmas from ebay. Great deal. Practically new.
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Is there another way?
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watching it now
For the hundredth time
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Actually marijuana works nicely. I don't drink
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yeasty
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I prefer not to dream
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It was good. I like how each movie was a different genre of horror.
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's a sad day when we agree with peirs morgan
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How do you stay so positive, man?
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That's not a chili dog
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Time travel is dangerous
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Religious people are so gullible
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
While staring out your window to the house across the street because you're sure the wife is a witch.
a man looking out a window with the letters ap visible
ALT: a man looking out a window with the letters ap visible
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM