Ryan Consell
@stealingfromwizards.com
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Discount Canadian store brand Green brother, fantasy author, lapsed bicycle scientist, Muppet biologist, waistcoat enthusiast, cosplayer, cat haver, he/him. I contain multitudes, sometimes they leak out. Books: https://stealingfromwizards.com
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Stealing from Wizards Volume 4 is coming November 4th.

Canadian misfits learning about life, love, and larceny at wizard school.

📚🪐

Preorder on amazon and Kobo now:
www.amazon.com/Stealing-Wiz...

www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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Due to the actions of *other authors*, it is again necessary to reiterate that Stealing from Wizards is trans-inclusively queer friendly.

Shouldn't have to say it, but apparently we do.
Man standing in front of brick wall wearing a black t-shirt with the words "you will have to go through me" in trans pride colours.
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Promotional matchbooks is a genius idea for arson with the somewhat limiting factor that my audience is majority
A: non-smokers and
B: fourteen
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Toronto.

Locally it has only one T and up to one O.
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NB: Masterlocks are great for beginner practice. Less so for actually securing things.
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I was told to "write what you know." I took that to mean I need to know more things if I want to write about them.

So I learned how to pick locks in order to write Stealing from Wizards better.

Which is why, officer, I have all these lockpicks.

Arson comes out Nov 4. 📚🪐
A collection of locks and lockpicks.
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I mostly get it through insta. Particularly if you ever use writerly hashtags there.
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That's a real gamble. Most of mine talk about being "moved" or my "engaging characters."

Clearly you attract less risk averse spam artists.
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Also, @charliejane.bsky.social is a fancy and notable author, so she gets personalized spam which knows her name and book title.

Most of mine read. "I loved your book. It's so clever and original. Send a message to this unrelated account to talk about how we can buzzword your technobable."
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For non-authors, we get at least one of these a week. Usually obvious scams, sometimes convincing.
charliejane.bsky.social
Dear [Author],

Your book [Title] is wonderful. I had painful urination and blood in my urine for years, until I read [Title] and now there is a clear golden stream.

[Title] deserves a wider readership. My team of 5,000 cyber-turtles can post honest reviews and raise your Zoob ranking, for a modest
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Eight years later, I'm wrapping up the series, and it feels necessary. We all need some stories with some hope and optimism among the fire and flames right now.

Also stories about magic raccoons and pies. We need more pies.
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I wanted stories where little weirdos could find themselves and each other, and where villains could be defeated by a well-meaning misfit.

I wanted stories about the lonely and lost finding community.
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I started writing Stealing from Wizards in 2017. In some ways it was my rebellion against the grimdark which had taken hold of YA.

I wanted a story young me would have liked, with humor and whimsy, more light than dark, where the heroes were kind rather than confident, clever instead of violent.
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Just going out on a limb here, but maybe my publisher rejected the request due to it coming from a personal email with no details as to your affiliations, credentials, or reason for wanting it.

Folks, if you want to read an ARC, look less like you're just pirating it before release.

#booksky
Screenshot of DM. Text reads: "Message: Will you send me an e-copy of #IV (Arson) as an ARC, as your publishers declined my request via netgalley."
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Among my many concerns with the overinvestment in AI, the technology is not mature.
Building these data-centers is like building superhighways as the model T first rolled off the line. We don't know what the future of this tech looks like.
The infrastructure could be obsolete before its built.
Sam Altman’s AI empire will devour as much power as New York City and San Diego combined. Experts say it’s ‘scary’ | Fortune
Andrew Chien told Fortune he’s been a computer scientist for 40 years but we’re close to “some seminal moments for how we think about AI and its impact on society.”
fortune.com
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Having young fans is kind of the greatest. I had two show up to my book event yesterday. They dealt with their interaction with
"celebrity" in entirely opposite ways: One couldn't speak, the other could not stop.

Absolutely incredible.

#writersky #authorsky
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Stealing from Wizards Volume 4 is coming November 4th.

Canadian misfits learning about life, love, and larceny at wizard school.

📚🪐

Preorder on amazon and Kobo now:
www.amazon.com/Stealing-Wiz...

www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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That seems like the greatest of possible days.
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Absolutely random question: what software did you use to make the glamour shots, and do you like it?
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K-Pop Demon Hunters is legitimately the global cultural phenomenon of 2025 and honestly there are far worse things to be a cultural touchstone this year than a trio of young women fighting literal soul-sucking hegemony through the power of their art
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Oh crap, it's back at #1 in movies again today on Netflix too. That's awesome!
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One month to go!!!

Arson comes out in 31 days and I am vibrating with excitement. This series has been an eight year project and it's a bit overwhelming watching the conclusion speeding towards me.
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Wait? You write comic books?
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Struggling to talk about Arson.

Trying to build buzz for the last book in a series without spoiling it, or any of the other books, is a nightmare.

Best I got so far: SfW 4 will have: dragons, baking, theft, cataclysm.

Out Nov 4.

🪐📚