Ryan Consell
@stealingfromwizards.com
Discount Canadian store brand Green brother, fantasy author, lapsed bicycle scientist, Muppet biologist, waistcoat enthusiast, cosplayer, cat haver, he/him. I contain multitudes, sometimes they leak out.
Books: https://stealingfromwizards.com
Books: https://stealingfromwizards.com
Your child creature is a gift to us all.
May the large blue pachycephalosaurs and company have a safe and fruitful moon mission.
May the large blue pachycephalosaurs and company have a safe and fruitful moon mission.
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Your child creature is a gift to us all.
May the large blue pachycephalosaurs and company have a safe and fruitful moon mission.
May the large blue pachycephalosaurs and company have a safe and fruitful moon mission.
How long until someone builds an API to feed that RSS into an AI model which uses the data to spawn new ways to suck in a ouroborosian nightmare?
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
How long until someone builds an API to feed that RSS into an AI model which uses the data to spawn new ways to suck in a ouroborosian nightmare?
Amazing! It's kind of an incredible place.
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Amazing! It's kind of an incredible place.
You are very fancy and important.
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
You are very fancy and important.
Nine Inch Dowels
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Nine Inch Dowels
Carving Pumpkins
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Carving Pumpkins
Hot, cold, Champaign, hounds, alligators.
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Hot, cold, Champaign, hounds, alligators.
I don't know why, but I find this photo deeply unsettling.
Some horror movie shit is about to kick off here.
Some horror movie shit is about to kick off here.
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I don't know why, but I find this photo deeply unsettling.
Some horror movie shit is about to kick off here.
Some horror movie shit is about to kick off here.
I had to convince myself this wasn't AI generated. What are all the knobs for? How does this work? What is it for?
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I had to convince myself this wasn't AI generated. What are all the knobs for? How does this work? What is it for?
This is probably some beloved child and dog, but dear god their hollow eyes... the eyes...
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This is probably some beloved child and dog, but dear god their hollow eyes... the eyes...
Sad beige toys for sad beige children.
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Sad beige toys for sad beige children.
This whole listing looks like it was shot by Wes Anderson.
183 Windermere Dr NW, Edmonton, AB T6W 0S4 | MLS #E4462830 | Zillow
This 4165.02 square feet Single Family home has 5 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. It is located at 183 Windermere Dr NW, Edmonton, AB.
www.zillow.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This whole listing looks like it was shot by Wes Anderson.
Look, I love non-representational art, but only if it has a cute butt.
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Look, I love non-representational art, but only if it has a cute butt.
The look on that bear's face...
What has it seen?
What has it seen?
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The look on that bear's face...
What has it seen?
What has it seen?
This is a very specific aesthetic. A specific and ugly aesthetic, but I respect their commitment to the bit.
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This is a very specific aesthetic. A specific and ugly aesthetic, but I respect their commitment to the bit.
What is wrong with me that I immediately had to look up how smooth a dolphin's ass is.
(In case anyone else is curious: quite smooth)
(In case anyone else is curious: quite smooth)
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
What is wrong with me that I immediately had to look up how smooth a dolphin's ass is.
(In case anyone else is curious: quite smooth)
(In case anyone else is curious: quite smooth)
Right? It's the little details that take it from Halloween costume to clothing.
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Right? It's the little details that take it from Halloween costume to clothing.