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Heavy Lobster

@steelcrustacean.bsky.social

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The reigning monarch of the crustaceans, ruler of the shelled ones, and dominator of all things crabby. "This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!" TRANSGENDER FEMALE!!!!! BECAUSE NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · May 8

fuckit, REAL pinned blost:
if I ever post an image with Alt Text, it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that you read it!
because I'm not an arse, it'll usually contain as accurate a description of the image used as I can manage, but it will also contain additional context.

now for pinned dog pics!!!!

my dog daisy!!!! with her sweater pulled partly over her head, but not all the way. she is a humble little babushka.

my dog daisy!!!! holding her paws in front of her, my hand between them petting her chest. this is a common occurrence, as she always deserves pets.

my dog daisy!!!! peering out from under my leg, which is evidently her favourite spot to lay down, little leg-warmer that she is.

my dog daisy!!!! from an angle where her snout appears bigger than the rest of her face. her mouth is slightly open, the tip of her tongue dangling out from between two sharp bottom teeth. she had just returned from a vigorous walk, presumably in relatively high temperature, and is panting. this is one of my favourite photos of her, because she is just a little gooby and I love her to bits so this photo brings me immense joy. she's just a little furry baby (despite being around 5 years old, which is the canine equivalent of like 35 so she's really not a baby at all but she's also really small and cute as shit so she's still baby).

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Yasmin! :D @yasmiiin-24.bsky.social · 41m

historians will say they were only close friends
#YasmiiinArts

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 45m

that's fucking terrifying

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 12h

nah, I would join you in that club. Star Ball was hell but I swift found enjoyment with Fluzzard. honestly, for most games I played it was unintrusive (Super Paper Mario, NSMBWii, Kirby RtDL, Epic Yarn), and those where it wasn't (Galaxy 1, 2, Rabbids Go Home, Wii Sports Resort), it was very fun.

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 22h

Bart... I feel... g o o d . . .

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

33% chance to get my baby Chikorita... I like those odds.

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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 2d

Erma meets that one girl from Sonic Racing Crossworlds

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

MIKU?!!!!???????!?!! yyippee!

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

please do! for my sake?

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

hi headache, have you properly hydrated yourself within the past 16 hours?

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🍭💫☆millamei lovell-meryl☆🍭💫 • 🍉 @pellapellasekai.bsky.social · 1d

im fuckin around but like watch golem and gordo be a rider and marx stay unmentioned lmfaoo

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

yep, I'm #volatilematerial, about to #spontaneouslycombust

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

the first ever Agahnim fan art?!

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🍭💫☆millamei lovell-meryl☆🍭💫 • 🍉 @pellapellasekai.bsky.social · 2d

he's never getting in at this rate #kirby

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit Redser cameo

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 2d

he/him lesbian The Flying Butchman

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 3d

kissing ur knuckle while gently holding ur hand real daintily

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🍭💫☆millamei lovell-meryl☆🍭💫 • 🍉 @pellapellasekai.bsky.social · 3d

weirdly enough i dont count tetra as a zelda

i love her as is but i dont aee her as Zelda
just another woman of the bloodline

shes a Zelda in the way that All women of the royal bloodline are named Zelda
but she's like. distinctly her own character . she isnt defined by her lineage

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 3d

bloink !

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 3d

holy shmoly the croncs

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charrcoal @charrcoal.bsky.social · 3d

#art #oc #mario #bulletbill
I have a bullet bill, i have an amy
eugh! bullet bill amy

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 3d

LMAO

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Taffy (scarey)🍬🐇🎃 @taffywabbit.bsky.social · Nov 15

actually while I'm at it, here are some other collections of videogame enemies and critters with Funny Lil Guy vibes that i drew in the past couple years. sometimes i finish a game and just GOTTA appreciate its excellent little creatures

(these are from SLARPG, Kirby 64, and Klonoa 2 respectively!)