Stefan BC
@stefanbc.bsky.social
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Crim Defense lawyer, ultramarathoner, triathlete, medium sized dad
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Making pancakes for my daughters 9th birthday sleepover. How many dad points do I get?
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Every single post begins with some new and unique way Merlin is punishing his humans (most recently locking them out of their own house by closing the sliding door with his snout). Meanwhile I’m sitting at home with my perfectly behaved 12 pound pug mix like “damn bro that sucks lol”
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Really enjoy following Merlin the Pig on Instagram because it really hammers home the fact that these animals are
1. way too smart to eat and
2. an absolute terror to house in a suburban setting
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He’s still mad about the milkshake lmao
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Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
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Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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Aesthetically the Blue Jays logo is in the top 5 for all of professional sports
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Real Celtics fans remember counting down the days until we could void Vin Bakers contract for being too drunk to play
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I mean if they only charged him with the (a) count he has a defense
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Paul’s DUI lawyer is not having a good night
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Rubio starting a regional war in Latin America is gonna be his downfall inshallah
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Important Rosie update
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A 2021 clip of her yelling at a staff member is making the rounds. Republicans probably decided today was oppo drop day
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That horrible interview is how I found out Katie Porter is running for governor lmao
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Pissing your pants facing off against a guy in an inflatable frog costume
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Honestly rules when them public defenders hate the prosecutors so much they audibly talk shit about them in open court. Let’s me know how things are operating without having to get my hands dirty.
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The Instagram story of a guy who owes you $20 billion on a random Tuesday night
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President Javier Milei of Argentina had a rock show to celebrate his new book, called "La Construcción del Milagro" (The Construction of the Miracle).
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Gonna have to be a no from me, work email
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Woke is back. Trumpenonics means years of cheap and plentiful domestic soy for flexitarians like me
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Hokas are for everyone
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Siri play Roundball Rock
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Republicans don’t tip cmon now